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GU over nAm

hola folx!
tongiht pitted nam everyones hated rivals vs gu aka gunit (50 cent stole our name) aka social guns united aka FUCKING SPICS
well well, nam and gu have quite the history together and this is the grudge match to tell your children about.

100099822332 BC

In the beginning...
there was darkness.
and god said LET THERE BE LIGHT!
and so there was light and everyone was happy.
the next day, god takes out his playdoh set and says let there be water
and the earth and heavens were created
after that god said

* Now talking in #Earth
<g0d> let there be clumps of land
* g0d slaps earth around a bit with a large trout

and god saw things good things
and said that they were good
then god created animals

on the 6th day god created nam
and he saw that it was good!

(the superstation is showing a very interesting show called the 6th day.
starring the governator himself, its a movie about human cloning. I
actually found it interesting. I like arnold science fiction like total
recall ;) )

well anyways, nam, being the little bastards (literally) they are, were
perma banned from the garden of eden.
they then proceeded to wander around the desert, eventually settling in
north america.

1692 - Columbus sails the ocean blue
unfortunately columbus sailed to the wrong country, fucking idiot. he finds a bunch
of black people and calls them indians. Later on, his host country, Spain, went to
settle in this new found land. haha they are black, lets rape, pillage and enslave
the motherfuckers

from these illegitimate children came forth a new race. a cross between SPain and InCans,
this new race was dubbed the spic.

The spanish settled along the coasts of the warm and luxorious gulf of mexico, later
renaming themselves mexicans or translated, the people of mexico

the namers however did not take too kindly to black people, or jews or any ethnic minority
for that matter. and so, the great animosity between namers and gus begins..

1980's
Bob was a respectable person, worked hard for his family of 24. He worked two jobs to
cover the food, the rent, and the children. By day he was a postal officer, working
tirelessly the job of delivering the mail to the citizens. By night, he took his pink
volkswagon beetle, (coincidentally the same car as slinshot) to the mexico US border.
Yes, bob was a customs agent, and a damn find one at that. This night however had been a
bad day for bob. With thte invention of e- mail his services were no longer needed during
the day, and he was about to get laid off. bob was tired and worried, however, he still
had to concentrate on his night job. Poor bob, working 2 jobs at once, dead tired, sat
there and stared into the darkness of space. seconds turned to minutes, minutes to hours,
and soon bob sat helplessly there, his eyes dropping, dozing off into the nether regions of
sleep. BOb was not alone. From out the corner of his eye, bob spotted a small family of mexicans,
dark forms with wirecutters, carefully edging away at the fence.

the dark forms knifed their way through the fence, tip-toeing past the helplessly sleeping
guards. finally, meters from the border, the family stopped by the local Mc Donalds.
We made it! exclaimed one of the forms.
America, land of the brave, land of the free, land of the really cheap volkswagon beetles
(because nobody buys them in pink )
although perhaps their women and drugs aren't as easy. :(

in this dark and musty mcdonalds, angst ridden teenagers and sweaty grease mixed in with
secret sauce, mc. fetus sandwich,

and new clan was born. THE GUNS UNITED ? slinshot & mcdonalds.
(very true story)

this land called america was already inhabited however, by the peaceful north american
maners. Selflessly tilling the land and hunting wild game, the namers did not take very kindly
to strangers.

2000
here i am, peacefully playing in my favorite 2fort pub. all is quiet. the server was pretty
good, paid for with mexican blood and hard drugs shipped over from colombia. odd i thought,
the place smells, kind of like the local taco bell. i thought nothing of it and continued to
utterly destroy the inhabitants of 2FORT. I became friends with the local inhabitants, good
people, although they talk extremely fast in some sort of archaic language. we formed the

GUNS UNITED ? decimating the bottom ranks of OGL 5v5 like a tall man stepping on a chihuaua.

the legacy of GUNS UNITED continued, with the GU going 36-4 or something (1337) against the very
depths of OGL. MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

many members came and went. sometimes real life grasped them away like a quick and dirty abortion
(real life yeah right lololol probably went to counter-strike)

and some were swiftly taken by authorities and deported
OMG MISSILE, LOVE YOU MAN, STOP PEDDLING THHE FINE COLOMBIAN WOMEN AND GO IN IRC !

well, there comes a time, when you have to move on, to bigger pastures. there was a tough domain
of 9v9 clans, waiting to be plucked like a fence and a good pair of wire clippers

the GUNS UNITED ? needed help however, there were only 5 of us and 9 required! and, i had commitments
to guitar classes :X THEY ARENT FUCKING PIANO CLASSES> GO TO ENGLISH CLASS FOR ONCE

we enlisted the help of local inhabitants,

by pressing the F1 key

the legend of hater_x, retiring undefeated from tfc and life,
zubi^_x, god of #latinos.tfc , and avid friend of the legendary thebluespy.

and also Lord of angels, probably the greatest leader ever created.

unfortunately we also signed the pact of the devil, the namers jumped onboard, nearly tipping
the rickedly boatload of immigrants, with their flutes and lutes, playing their popeye music,
and singing folk songs into the horizon.

from this, came forth CERTAIN DEMISE
and it certainly demised henseforth.

anyways i joined sol,

WHO RECENTLY WON SILVER MOTHER LOVING TITLE AND BEST CLAN IN THE UNIVERSE FOREVER TITLE IN FREAKING OVERTIME
INTENSE MATCHUP AGAINST {[_]} !!!

slinshot joined s2, s0 , s2, s0 and s2.
skillz and them joined s0.

PS> AM I THE ONLY PERSON TO BE MISSING SOMETHING HERE?????? s0 ?? s2?? WHERE THE FUCK IS
s1 ?? HUH?? WHAT??


THEN THE MASSACRE OF CAL
we are playing in the peaceful world of CYBERAMETEUR ATHLETE LEAGUE
of enclave. (or something, starts with an en, reverse ctf,

i remember heroin made a damn sweet double conc as scout into the flagroom in enclave, , he dominates that map.
despite heroin's brain being destroyed by sniffing smelly markers and his own feet, he is a damn
good tfc player, very good at offence and the greatest o demo ever.

and so we have the matchup of GU vs NAM

oh yeah we don our homosexual but strangely cool theme based names.
round 1 is tupac, 50 cent, muhammed, ali baba, taco bello,
a bunch of rappers shot

speaking of getting shot
fucking chingy needs to get knifed inh the head. i dont follow rap too closely, but i hear songs
like holiday inn - what the fuck is that supposed to mean? suck snoop doggs dick some more will ya

[10:05] <Afflakk`Benched> Skeelo shot 2pac
[10:05] <cD|Heroin-AA-> skeelo couldnt have he is vertically impaired!
who is skeelo?

and i bunch of dead rappers great.

round 2 is the koopa troops. i am koopa the boss.

round 1 is great, but i dont play round 1 :(
we capped a lot it seems, slinshot put on his autodet
THAT FUCKER SHOULD GET THE FUCK BACK ON O
I DONT LIKE PLAYING MEDIC, NEVER DID, NEVER WILL KTHX

round 2
nam pulls a valiant effort, capping on us thoroughly, gaining the lead.
unfortunately, not enough to defeat the likes of autodet aimbot banned by vac.

i have to play medic and proceed to get shut out.
i dont know how to conc

after a while i lost all ability to HH. i never was any good at hh concing.

skillz got the brunt of the caps.

I GOT ONE CAP FROM THE WATER, IT WAS ALL ME< << WHAT NOW? !

and that concludes our infamous matchup, nam vs social ringer guns united.


PS: NJK IS NEXT. OF ENCLAVE [njk]MULISHA
yes that is the massacre of cal
reverse the caps, your name will look great

POTTSHOTTED ME AS SOLDIER, IM PRETTY SURE HE WAS AN O SOLDIER, EITHER WAY IT WAS HARD TO
TELL THE O FROM THE D

asshole. gg

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