Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-06-15 | STA Bronze | I-P | illegal Programs | 112.56 +3.45 |
V | Vendetta | 94.58 -3.45 |
30-60  60-10 | Fatal Fatal |
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Writeup:
I-P over V
Round 1 on the Vendetta Butt llama's server
ahhhhhh i finally get to spec a match too bad the HLTV blows terriblt the delay on it it closer to 3 minutes before long fomr all its lag :( anyways we use our rnd 1 strat from last week with the same staff madman engi fr shaka hw spiral and sadtime solly water our o changeg to heretic and gohn (NEWBIE ROFLOFLLFORALFORLz) while i sit back and relax for about 10 min till i realise we gonna lose r1 :x and i have to start plotting yet another comeback! grrr round 1 ends 60 - 30 V i dont really know how they hltv didnt let me see much besides floating medics and a few dropped flags :
Round 2 IP house of... something witty ooo SUP! :
k well i go in and gohn goes hw we switch the solly and the hw as well so gohn is on water and sadtime is spiral shaka does his happy engi dispenser dance in the flag room, heretic stays O with me we start fast getting a few caps quick while the D holds firm barely allowing any touches. the V D establishes itself finally so i have to whip out my BSU O demo skills and pound their engy into submission while pulling out a few caps, they change to demo and we pull out a few more caps after that to their 1 compleating another comeback orchestrated by yours truly... IP wins r2 60 - 10
IP wins the match 90 - 70
IRC Quotes:
just one ;)
(20:54:07) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z) Rawr!
(20:54:13) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z) 3p'ish
(20:54:18) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z) e9'ish
(20:55:26) ?:::: Nick: es|SHAKA`40z : [ es|SHAKA`40z-ZzZzZz ]
(20:56:09) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z-ZzZzZz) |I-P|Owned!
In Game:
-00:03:54: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): my mom just made fun of u haha
-00:03:49: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): of ur laugh
-00:03:45: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): she goes HUH UH H H
-00:02:50: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): wow ur stupid ro stupid british fag loer
-00:02:42: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): yea
-00:02:39: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): ill beat u up
-00:02:37: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): in real life
-00:02:28: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): what
-00:02:23: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): WAHT?
-00:02:18: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): sotp
-00:02:14: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): stpo
-00:02:05: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): lmao that doesnt sound anything liek him
-00:02:04: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM)% IP wins r2 60 - 10
IP wins the match 90 - 70
IRC Quotes:
just one ;)
(20:54:07) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z) Rawr!
(20:54:13) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z) 3p'ish
(20:54:18) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z) e9'ish
(20:55:26) ?:::: Nick: es|SHAKA`40z : [ es|SHAKA`40z-ZzZzZz ]
(20:56:09) ?(@es|SHAKA`40z-ZzZzZz) |I-P|Owned!
In Game:
-00:03:54: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): my mom just made fun of u haha
-00:03:49: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): of ur laugh
-00:03:45: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): she goes HUH UH H H
-00:02:50: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): wow ur stupid ro stupid british fag loer
-00:02:42: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): yea
-00:02:39: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): ill beat u up
-00:02:37: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): in real life
-00:02:28: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): what
-00:02:23: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): WAHT?
-00:02:18: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): sotp
-00:02:14: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): stpo
-00:02:05: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): lmao that doesnt sound anything liek him
-00:02:04: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): ur like
-00:02:02: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): HHUHHHH WAHT
-00:01:55: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): shut up
-00:01:52: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): haha
-00:01:46: V.RoO0(TEAM): YES/OK
-00:01:45: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): i dont have a mic fag
-00:01:44: V.RoO0(TEAM): YES/OK
-00:01:35: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): im voting ro out after the match
-00:01:25: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): im super platinum
-00:01:01: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): one of our dudes is sta leader gyu so we get to be in plat
-00:00:58: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): but we dont play in matches
-00:00:54: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): we just brag we are in plat
00:29:08: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): o shit
00:29:18: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: <><><>>><> >D<>A CRABD <><><>>><> >D<>A
00:29:19: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: <><><>>><> >D<>A CRABD <><><>>><> >D<>A
00:29:19: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: DBL CRABBDDDD >< <> <> < <>> >> < <<
00:29:19: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: DBL CRABBDDDD >< <> <> < <>> : ur like
-00:02:02: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): HHUHHHH WAHT
-00:01:55: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): shut up
-00:01:52: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): haha
-00:01:46: V.RoO0(TEAM): YES/OK
-00:01:45: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): i dont have a mic fag
-00:01:44: V.RoO0(TEAM): YES/OK
-00:01:35: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): im voting ro out after the match
-00:01:25: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): im super platinum
-00:01:01: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): one of our dudes is sta leader gyu so we get to be in plat
-00:00:58: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): but we dont play in matches
-00:00:54: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): we just brag we are in plat
00:29:08: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): o shit
00:29:18: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: <><><>>><> >D<>A CRABD <><><>>><> >D<>A
00:29:19: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: <><><>>><> >D<>A CRABD <><><>>><> >D<>A
00:29:19: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: DBL CRABBDDDD >< <> <> < <>> >> < <<
00:29:19: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: DBL CRABBDDDD >< <> <> < <>> >> < <<
00:29:23: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD: oops
-00:00:32: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): ya i am fag
-00:00:23: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): i can even cary a oven in the back of my el camino
-00:00:19: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): or a washer
-00:00:04: V.DJ JAZZY RETARD(TEAM): i couldnt cary ur fatass tho
rawr vgg to Nx and auto offense :P and V. Def gj guys i love you guys too gl with your upcoming matches :p
MVP goes to madman's 2 yr old daughter for threatening to punch him in the face for letting out 6 caps in round 1
- Funny Colours ^_^
Comments
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grammy
24.251.212.118 |
lol
i applaud your effort to entertain with your writeups..but perhaps the irc chat is a bit much o_O
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Crimmy
24.65.13.181 |
it's so fucked up cuz kse blows.... theres is actually 1 IRC quote, and like 3 in game ones :x
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BoSlim
151.203.79.39 |
Why do you always repeat quotes 2-3 times in the writeup?
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Crimmy
24.65.13.181 |
I don't its cuz konspiracy sucks and does shit like that all the time, go to the 9v9 and check some of the longer write-ups there
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BoSlim
151.203.79.39 |
Oh ok, I thought someone was doing that on their own
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what now?
24.107.177.72 |
ip is just a bunch of ringers except for mad an sad all the rest are from other clans thats y no one likes em
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