Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-01-18 | STA Silver | ACM | Approaching Critical Mass | 186.74 +3.77 |
mimic | Mimic | 107.20 -3.77 |
150-70 100-90 | Congestus Congestus |
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Writeup:
ACM over mimic
So we had the joy of playing mimic, a wonderful 5v5 clan composed mostly of our good friends from that awful 9v9 clan, ip. They were saddened that the map was congestus, because dropping the flag near the lower spawn means endless mirv spam. However, we like this map, and suggested they take the flag out one of the upper exits, and to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Well the match starts and mimic tries to unnerve us by choosing all racial slurs for names because no one in TFC has ever done that, and it rattled our souls very deeply..I think I may have even heard yoss gently weep about it. Enraged by this tomfoolery, Rd 1 begins and Yoss, who normally plays hwguy for a living, goes coast to coast to start. Clearly, its because psilance (with a p!) is lagging horribly with the immensely huge ping of?ONE HUNDRED. You can?t play demo with that!! Never mind that I ping 150 and was concing around fine for the most part and rather easily tossing flags down. But special people have special needs I guess, and psi?he is truly special. Yoss and I do our thing and Rusty, Ag, and Munch do an ok job even though munch is the worst demo I?ve ever played with. Rusty gets 2 airshots somehow, and blows his load over vent. I thought it was pretty funny when their o decided to try and mirv the cap and pipe our upper spawn to stop me from bringing one in. S!
o I capped and killed the demo. It was probably psi, but I?ll never know for sure. Rd ends 150-70.
Rd 2 we switch rusty in at hwguy and ag at soldier, both of whom suck at each class respectively, but we were feeling silly. I don?t think mimic noticed, but apparently BOTH our hwgs are BIG HACKERS. So I imagine our match will get disputed like 2 of mimic?s last 3 matches. Psilance proclaims his superiority at demo to Munch, however, as bad as munch is, I think psilance may be worse. Munch gets some det drop kills. They send 3 o I think. Yoss and I suck enormously and can?t cap despite the roaming hwguy. We still win the round however, 10-9. 4 out of 5 mimic fellows give us a nice ?gg? however Psilance must include ?niggar? in his parting ?gg?. He scares me that guy, he really does. Thus concludes my awesome psilance-esque writeup. I fully expect a 2 paragraph reply on konspiracy from psi about how ?its only a game? and ?we weren?t trying? and ?it doesn?t matter, what-eva, what-eva!? but somehow I think beating him really pissed him off no matter what he says. Gg to you, pu!
ssyboy.
Kisses,
MSE
Comments
January 19, 2005, 2:40 pm |
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lmfao...great writeup, did Ag play HW rd1 then?
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January 19, 2005, 5:30 pm |
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Just to set the record straight, the past matches of ours that got disputed were from the other team because of our mm1. And tys likes to complain a lot when he plays offense, ignore him (we all do).
I also hate throwing the flag into the sewer, it pisses me off to no end.
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January 19, 2005, 6:55 pm |
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wtf mimic lost a match? I thought they rape
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January 19, 2005, 6:56 pm |
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I'll write your comeback for you... just copy and paste the following you douche bag.
We raped you though
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January 19, 2005, 7:34 pm |
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Was a good game mimic. Only mimimal mm1 from one member is nothing new to us from any team. Otherwise a clean fun match. And yeah I can imagine sewer pissing you guys off :/ You guys flirted with throwing it in there the entire time.
Someone should make a congestus_l with no sewer.
Yeah Cann, Ag played HW round 1, and soldier round 2.
gg mimic
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January 19, 2005, 8:54 pm |
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gosh darnit, if i hadn't been busy last night, i would've loved to have play with my ACC bud, MSE.
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January 19, 2005, 11:19 pm |
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what the hell, this involves ip members, more flames asshats
(honky)
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January 19, 2005, 11:28 pm |
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and by the way, yoss and mse, I hate you both. Making me turn around and shotty then getting past me. I hate you. DIEDIEKIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIEIEIDDIEIEIEIDIEIDIEIDIEI.
i suck at defense, but this is nothing new
HONKYS CANT PLAY D ;)
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January 21, 2005, 4:43 am |
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Careface?
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January 21, 2005, 10:29 pm |
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I just burned my tongue.
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January 21, 2005, 11:19 pm |
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UNCLE JONATHAN'S CORN COB PIPE!
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January 22, 2005, 6:12 am |
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I suck at offence.. but still it was fun... sucks when one guys messes it up for the rest of you, doesnt it? |
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January 24, 2005, 3:21 am |
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I can poison Unfor too, Yoss. ;]
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January 24, 2005, 5:53 pm |
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since you're quite obviously clueless here is some information for you. 1) I had a 200-250 ping ALL of r1. The ENTIRE round. Not to mention the choke and loss I was experiencing as well. Which is my isp's fault, but however your making an excuse that I had 100 ping is ludicrious. Since its a proven fact that my ping wa smuch much higher. 2)I'll prove that i'm better than munch any day of the week. Even with a 200+ ping I played better than him r1. The only difference is he had more to back him up in the way of defense than I had. 3) Anytime you feel like backing up your idiocy you let me know. You know where to find me.
Until then enjoy your win. We didn't care about 5v5 before this match and we still don't care about it. But since acm failed at 9v9 its all you have and I can see why it means so much to you. Now please remove my dick from your mouth, I have a class to go to and can't stand around all day while you lick my scrotum and suck me off.
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January 27, 2005, 10:14 pm |
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mimic never wins when i don't play.
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