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A over mimic

Tonight, we had the distinct honor of hosting our good friends mimic at the |A| server. mimic was close to being banned from silver for sucking the peen so they went bronze, and beat us once before on openfire- to which they talked a lot of jibber jabber because everytime they win at openfire they spring a collective chubby. So like.. now we play them in silver (yes, mimic's in silver *gasp*!) on a nice little map called fry_morfort, which is pretty much the size of Martha Stewart's jail cell. Of course, mimic had been talking much shit on the catacombs, so like, |A|'s like YEAH WE NEED TO SHOW THEM UP TONIGHT.

And then DeathHaven doesn't show up.

So yeah, cry.

Of course, mimic is without their mexicant (too lazy to fix that typo.. wait, I meant to type that, sorry), so they're prolly already thinking of their excuse for when they lose the match.

We start round one without our deathy weathy, and pile into the |A| server. I finally got to meet Stan Iggers (or STANIGGERS as he spells it) for the first time, and I must say I was honored to meet a black guy who played tfc. It made me feel diversionally complete inside *throws away his white bedsheets with the two holes in them*. Anyway, I played top soldier, zoolander played bottom hw guy, and j0hnn played in the flag room as the ng, while hate and naka ran o.

mimic claims not to practice maps before matches, but I think they knew enough to know that this map is rather spam friendly, since every run their o makes is to me where they throw many nades and make the boner in my pajama pants go away. Of course, they end up wasting all their nades before they even reach our sentry gun, so when it comes time to get to the flag room, the mimic offense stands and acts confused before they get a dispenser exploding in their face and then they promptly throw mm1 insults to save face.

Too bad they don't realize that I'm a shitty soldier and could prolly bhop or conc by me, but everytime they tried they usually fell off the bridge where they would then stupidly spam nades up top and THEN use the elevator and get met with 304572349 rockets. Too bad, but apparently they were scared of zoolander who decided to roam around since no one ever went his way. We ended up shutting them out for a good twenty minutes before they started running a third offense to get 3 caps. Too bad hate and naka got 5 by themselves.

Round one is 50-30 |A|.

Round two comes and Death Haven finally shows up and runs offense. j0hnn sits for naka who engies in his place, and everything else stays the same. Everything stayed the same down to the one entrance the mimic o took into our base. So I spammed a lot of nades, and every one would end up killing somebody around the corner. After doing this about six or seven times, they finally switch up and also run heavier classes. The constant mirv and emp spamming also kicked my ass (I ended up going what, 38 and 58 round 2?), but yeah, too bad mimic forgets that they need that thing that we call a 'flag' to win. But when in France, do as the French do (or something of that sort). Sorry mimic, in round 2 breaking your grenade keys did nothing. 50-50 round 2.

The circle jerking ceased at around 10:45, with 100-80 |A| being the final score. God mimic you're horrible. God mimic you suck at tfc. God I have the biggest e-penis in history (wait it's not bigger than Stan Iggers' cause he's black ROFLALFALORLFOR).

Oh well. At least they showed up for their ass kicking on time.

(zoolander^) |A| 8========D ~~~~ mimic

(]NM[-Death_Haven[-X-]) quote "I like waffles"
(]NM[-Death_Haven[-X-]) quote "DH owns the internet"
(]NM[-Death_Haven[-X-]) quote "Frost Shocks [mimic] crits for 859!"

([SMP]-j0hnn13-|A|^Gx) mad fun lol, my round roxed, so what am i to say? luved ur nades unf :D darn sg on ledge ;)
([SMP]-j0hnn13-|A|^Gx) gg mimic :)

(Fallen1) You know what's cool... *takes a bite out of an apple* is |A| winning. Now that is cool....
(Fallen1) .....I'm Buzzed Bunny, motherfucker.

(Hate`) GG mimic
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Sorry I couldn't do that. Last time we played mimic they showed us first hand how to bend the rules to the max. This match they do the same. The nailnades outside our spawn soon as PM ended, classy. You guys talked so much shit ahahhhaahahhaahahahah you guys talked all that shit over a video game. and the worst part is, this copper clan beat you. You wanted to mm1 and use those fgt names and camp our base during PM. after all that time and energy you wasted you lost rofl. it's my luck the cats are down at 11 pm est. but you guys know what you said. and you know what, i know you guys aren't gonna change. sorry------------- but we beat you rofl.

Sorry, but unlike what you guys seemed to think this match, 10 caps > 4 nades. You may begin your twelve year old replies to my writeup, now.

"Emptiness is loneliness and
Loneliness is cleanliness
Cleanliness is godliness
And God is empty just like me"

Zero-JXC

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