Community

Divisions

Clan Rankings

Match Results

Site Information

Clan Search

Clan Stats

GU over dR

Five minutes before the match I look in our server and we have like 10 guys. Amazing. So I get on vent, 5 minutes before the match, and I have to play? Anyways, our cokane addict decided he had better things to do, so our ?leet STA 9vs9 clan guy? decided to take his place as demo. Even though we had about two or three ?good? hw guys, we let killab play hw instead. Syphon and Cire played O (no one cares about O), and I played the other D postion. Ok. Enough background information.

Rd1 GU server. Things start off slow. I suck, as expected. I can?t hit a scout and he basically bhops past me, gets the flag, and bhops past me again. However, we soon get a cap. Then eventually we get another, then they get one, then we get a lot, they get a little?.gg 60-20. GU.

Rd2 dR server. They switch two guys up, we don?t switch any. However, Cire had to leave halfway, so our cheerleader got to play (deca). Everything was going fine, until for some reason killab got bored and wanted to play fd and just let everyone go bats. So, they capped a little. We had already capped a few so we didn?t care, but killab sounded like he was about to cry, so we quickly reverted back to our old strat. About 5 minutes or so left, Syphon?s boyfriend (cokane) called him. So our offensive production pretty much stopped. Deca doesn?t play much and wasn?t able to get past the auto-detting demo. In the end, we all had fun, killab is Syphon?s bitch (I was told to put this in?), ch is too good for us bronze players, cire is kicked out for leaving during the match, deca needs to watch more hltv, and I don?t write about myself cause I?.uh?.am gay? 60-40 GU.

Vgg. We all had fun, hope you do too.
P.S. I hate that map.

Member Login

Top 10 Clans

Top 10 Climbers

Sponsors