Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-07-26 | STA Bronze | aR | Team Arkansas | 88.74 +2.95 |
kTp | kicking That ***** | 75.08 -2.95 |
80-0 | 2chemicalv2 | |
Writeup:
aR over kTp
Round 1- Their server. Things started off nicely, and both teams have amazing offenses! Err...well...both teams had offense...i think. Anyways, aR.Free Shot starts off the capping with a solo pull on the kTp defense(thanks for the help Ton). Next, Free Shot capped again, and then Tonberry capped. The vicious cycle continued. They managed to pull no caps out on our awesome defense! I would like to thank Peregrine, Atlas, and Eggs for holding up so nicely, and absolutely, fucking obliterating their offense. I would also like to thank their defensive soldier for shooting me up onto the pipe in their flagroom. Which, apparently, is the exact same thing as being in the ceiling. As Atlas would say, "NO FUCKING WAY!." Round one ends and we are up by 80-0 because Eggs tked Tonberry by the cap point.
Round 2- Well, I would love to write another amazing summary of a fun round of TFC, but the pussies who kick themselves chose to forfeit. Apparently two of their members were so embarassed to be affiliated with them, that they dropped off the face of the planet. We gave them the full ten minutes, and they never got enough. We offered more time, but they declined. There was an interesting IRC conversation between rds though. I plaster it here for your viewing pleasure:
gr33n: yeah i know info
gr33n: we have 10 mins
me: I was just being polite and making sure you had it, I don't need you to tell me rules
gr33n: ill tell you a few rules
me: mmmkay
me: go ahead
gr33n: on offense you cant stand in rafters and hide and shoot down
gr33n: its a glitch
gr33n: how bout that one
me: i wasn't IN the ceiling
me: i was on the pipe
gr33n: same
me: and your soldier shot me up there
me: i did not attempt to get up there
gr33n: whatever man
gr33n: stop talking
me: if you want to dispute fine
me: go ahead
gr33n: why dont you stop talking
gr33n: i got info thats all i need
me: bc you decided you want to educate me on the rules
gr33n: man shut the fuck up
me: cry more
Thank you, apparently pipe and ceiling are the same thing. So this is a big thanks to kTp for playing a whole round, and a reminder for them to take a break from playing with their ceilings and show the fuck up to two rounds.
And oh yeah, on the note of them forfeiting round 2:
00:13:16: {kTp}Gr33n: they dropped of face of planet
00:13:26: aR.Hellplague`oq: Probably because you're ugly
00:13:45: {kTp}Gr33n: prob cause your gayness scared them away
Atlas' gayness is indeed vast and scary. but I doubt that is what scared them away. Nice attempt at a comeback though...much better than any you could have attempted in the game we all know and love as Team Fortress Classic.
Total=80-0
Good Game kTp...good game indeed.
Thank you and have a nice night!
