Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2005-12-20 STA Silver A Avengers 95.19 
 +6.00
rh Run&Hide 94.03 
 -6.00
250-170 
50-110
Slamfort
Slamfort
Regular

Writeup:

A over rh

This was interesting.

I barely made it to match cause I actually found a Sunken Temple group in WoW and was busy <strike>making passionate man-love</strike> killing Morphaz the dragon to acheieve my Ebon Mask.

Before match, someone on .rh asks if they can use a ringer, which turns out to be ihaveaname (or jlim, but we decide not to let them use him because:

[21:35] (Dernoooooo) tahts jlim
[21:35] (Dernoooooo) hell rape us
[21:35] (Dernoooooo) hes like asian

We climb into the server and me and speed decide to do the whole two defense thing as dual soldiers, and let hate naka and wild thang o. I never botched so many rocket jumps before. Either way, I died a lot and speed cried a lot cause his mouse and keyboard weren't working well as usual. Our offense picked up the pace for us though to keep us ahead, giving us a 250-180 lead through rd 1.

Mid-match break comes, and I see this pop up in our match chan, pasted by nakarooster:

(NaKa008) [22:20:50] (@AutoGuns) lol ill d, those guys are horrid
[22:20] (NaKa008) [22:20:51] (@shot) and we killed us more than them
[22:20] (NaKa008) [22:20:58] (@AutoGuns) dont us hw
[22:20] (Wild_Thang) :o
[22:20] (NaKa008) [22:21:15] <@shot> yeah colin
[22:20] (NaKa008) [22:21:16] (@shot) we need you
[22:20] (NaKa008) [22:21:17] (@colin`) wow
[22:20] (NaKa008) [22:21:23] (@shot) they suck ., but our d was terrible

Valid argument... but then again, two defense prolly would suck if offense had unlimited bags like these guys did. I have never seen offense completely go through bags like the o on .rh did. Rocket to the face? They get a bag. Single shotty shot to the body? They get a bag. Naka caltrop kills them? They get a bag. See how that affects the ego?

[22:20:50] (@AutoGuns) lol ill d, those guys are horrid

Luckily for us, hate had a good comeback of his own, capped off by wild thang-

[22:26] (Hate) ya i know but I'm a good D(icator)
[22:26] (JustinXcorE) dictator
[22:26] (Wild_Thang) |A|dolf

So round two comes. Everyone stays in and basically plays the same lineup. .rh switched up I guess, and they got a lead. Hate dropped back to D mid round, and we didn't cap as much afterwards, but did enough scoring to keep the win. 110-50 .rh round two, leaving it 300-280 us.

[23:05:48] (@NaKa008) you guys need a priv chan
[23:05:49] (@jarek) gg
[23:05:49] (@NaKa008) rofl
[23:05:52] (@jarek) what is ur channel
[23:05:56] (@klob-) !kb NaKa008 stfu
(NaKa008) [23:05:56] * You were kicked by ChanServ from #rh ((klob-) stfu) [17 users]

GG from us sucky players in |A|.

[23:19] (RetiredFallen|A|) You got scadoodled. Bitches.



Comments

Old December 21, 2005, 3:06 pm
ok i didnt get to play this worthless piece of crap clan, but looking back, i so wanted to sit on klobs head and shit all over his face, omg, what a sore losers, gj in banned ever single leader of the clan u faced, AND LOST TOO. GET A PRIVATE CHANNEL SMARTASSES i hate it, when i have to deal with clans that are run by 12 year olds, who think they really sumtin, cause they know how to use a mouse.... wow so GJ and VGG to MY guys, and to rh................... meet my lawyer, he's an admin
 
Old December 21, 2005, 7:26 pm
i exclude downthesun, chu, net and jarek from this tho, maybe 1 or 2 more guys. still, rh as a clan, needs to shape up fast.
 
Old December 21, 2005, 9:08 pm
All I remember from playing these guys is autoguns throwing a hissy fit after we beat them... hahaha
 
Old December 22, 2005, 4:03 am
lol
 
Old December 25, 2005, 5:44 am
its 5v5 man, no need to take it so seriously. i blame the map, without organized d like we had r2, we flopped the other 3 rounds played on the shithole map in the last weeks. no offense, but don't go talking shit until you play this team on a map everyone is familiar with
 
Old December 25, 2005, 4:12 pm
The whole point of the writeup was that they were talking shit about us. After round one. After we were killing them by 80 points. On a map not everyone is familiar with (and not for nothing, how close does that map have to be to well for someone to be familiar with it? It's fucking well!) But then again, I'm only the retard who did the writeup, what do I know?
 
Old December 26, 2005, 6:45 pm
it may be a clone of well, but you understand that being able to conc through batts windows changes the map and its strat 100%?
 
Old December 30, 2005, 2:45 am
That doesn't hide the fact that even though the writeup talked shit about you guys... it was kinda after the fact that some of you fucks wanted to whine and cry in your pub chan about how much we sucked (not to mention kicking our leaders from the chan, classy). So really. Let me get out my handkerchief for batts windows.
 
Old December 31, 2005, 2:44 am
lol. I really did cry a lot. My voice was very high pitched and loud most of the game :E
 


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