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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2006-01-03 STA Bronze aR Team Arkansas 77.67 
 +5.54
UK United Killers 85.22 
 -5.54
10-50 
130-0
Jager_beta1
Jager_beta1
Regular

Writeup:

aR over UK

Tonight aR got to play againt UK, yay! I guess...

Round 1: Come match time I notice that the always dependable Free_Shot isn't on, so of course I ask their leader Synergy if I could use my newest member, so new he was going to be added 15 min after the rosters were locked, [i]jake_. Of course, STA Bronze 5v5 isn't about fun at all, so of course I got the lovely answer of no ringers. I explain it to him, and I got no ringers. So we get to play with four, since I would rather everyone else have fun I bit the bullet once again and ran O by myself on a map where one O would never work, ever. They get their caps and I somehow manage to get one, I guess it was my good luck play of the week, yay. Our defense was Peregrine whose death metal vocals broke his mic, the engy with the 18/33 DM/Clang Clang spec, Tonberry, and the non-Arkansan (AKA the Lucky One), muerto.

Round 2: Since we were down I tried asking again if we could use [i]jake_, of course, no ringers. Why wouldn't they let him play, probably sheer terror. I know I'd be afraid of a guy who can just bust into a channel and FLASHBANG! the whole place. Anyways, our line up remained the same, but something different happened. Now all of a sudden the roles were reversed, UK only had 3. Not liking what I saw, I told UK they could restart and take their time trying to get five, for some reason they refused this. Whatever, their loss. So much like our game on alchimy, we only get one real round of matchplay, then they just rollover and die. I want my good luck play of the week back! aR wins easily 130 - 0.

Here's what you do next time we get scheduled, UK. You play one round, say your good games, then just forfeit. Because odds are you're not going to be playing rd2 anyways. So just save all of us some wasted time by just forfeiting.

I would also suggest that you kill yourselves, but knowing you guys you'd fail at that too. You'd get the knife, tie the noose, load the gun, but you wouldn't finish it, since you never seem to do the second part of anything.

aR comments!

muerto: I would like to add GG to the tornadoes that made me suicide like mad while trying to do...well anything
GG UK hope to see you forfeiting soon!

PS: Don't take the last part of this write up seriously. I really do want you to get to "step two".



Comments

Old January 4, 2006, 9:29 pm
Sorry for the confusion, we had our 5 vs 5 leader out for a while and apparently a lack of communication caused the round 2 issue. Next time we play, I personally promise you a full match of 5 vs 5, win or lose!! Even though I don't usually play in 5 vs 5 on Tuesdays, since we did this to you twice now, I will be present next time. TBone UK leader
 


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