Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2002-06-20 | TFL 3a | M | Malevolence | 111.53 +2.22 |
IOD | Iodine Clan | 46.39 -2.22 |
214-61 125-31 | Tempest_r3 Tempest_r3 |
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Writeup:
M over IOD
I did not actually attend this match, I was busy fighting crime and whatnot, but upon my return at 1 AM EST, I find that not only did we win, but that no one had done the writeup! They had waited for me to return, those lazy jackasses! So I guess I will now take a stab at doing a writeup for a match that I did not attend...I've done this before for the Vulcan match, and boy was that a pile of jibberish! So once again, armed with only a keyboard and two screenshots, I will attempt to piece together the happenings of the match and write an accurate, garbage-free writeup!
First things first, let me point out that M.t00t is a giant man-whore. Ok, on to the real business...judging from this round 1 screenshot, the M offence was rolling tonight, pulling out cap after cap from the IOD defence! However, from the looks of the score, the M defence was also put to the test, as the talented IOD offence pulled out a fair share of caps as well! Hmm...that's all I can really see from this screenshot...let's move on to the high scorers! M.carbon takes the high score on the offensive end, racking up an impressive end-score of 98...I've been informed that this was due to agressive flag stealing on his part, and I commend him for the great effort! Great job, carb! Looking at these scores, I think I can safely assume that carb was the ONLY PRODUCTIVE MEMBER on the offence. Yup, M.OffHiSGamE and the rest clearly did nothing at all. GOOD JOB CARBON!! Keep up the great work! Back on the D end, M.SubAt0Mic took the high score, garnering him yet another MVP trophy for his mantel. I'm not sure, but I think this is his 3rd one now...he probably throws them into the garbage can by now! Subbo, just give them to the poor bastards who have never gotten MVP! (M.t00t) I also see M.Soultaker played in my usual spot this round...he clearly blew it and should never touch my position again! EVER! Anyways....round ends in favor for M, 214-61!
Round 2 looks like much of the same...for some reason M.carbon once again reaches an unearthly score of 91...the only explanation I can think of is TK + Steal = 91 score....sounds about right! However, something DID change this round, it seems M.Kaekitus`BB has made his triumphant return from inactivity! Oh, that sick twisted freak, what a pleasant surprise for M! Since carbon also has a billion MVP trophies by now, I'm giving this one to Kaek, just because he's special. (Also, if I bribe him enough, he may remove the setinfo in our private channel, which is just profoundly disturbing) Defensive MVP goes to....what in the name of...Subbo again....ok you know what let's try something new...MVP goes to the person with the lowest score and the least kills...and it appears that person is no other than the infamous M.t00t! Congratulations t00t, your slacking and lack of brain-cells has finally paid off with a shiny trophy, which you will undoubtedly use to eat dinner out of! It appears this time my position was taken by the one and only M.OffHiSGamE, my student-in-training. He has much to learn from his master yet, but he's getting there! Keep practicing hard OHG, you are almost ready to face me on the mulch field! Almost. Round ends in favor for M once again, 125-31!
Final score, 300-something to 90-something, I am far too lazy to actually add those numbers up myself...
GG IOD! I heard you guys played with class, and that is the most important thing of all! We hope to meet you guys again on the battlefield!
Also, with the departure of our ex-Women's Title holder, the position AND tiara are once again returned to M.foLtage.
