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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2002-07-08 STA Gold M Malevolence 117.51 
 +7.05
S The Syndicate 113.98 
 -7.05
110-40 
120-10
Crossover2
Crossover2
Regular

Writeup:

M over S

First off, I'd like to tip my hat off to a bunch of great TFC players, they played clean and fair, the kind of match that is worth waiting a week for! VGG guys!

First round played on the =S= server, we filed into the server not quite sure of what to expect! For me personally, the only experience I had on crossover2 basically consisted of pubbing, putting this map into the same category as dustbowl and avanti! Although if those maps were someday implemented into league play, that would so own. /me nudges the nearest STA admin, or even the nearest TFL admin if he is somehow reading this! But anyways, the only thing I knew was that crossover2 equals FUN FUN FUN, and tonight did not disappoint! For the first time in our long history of prematches, I believe the D actually was allowed to spawn first, and I actually survived being telefragged! Clearly, our offence was terrified of my wrath and felt it wise to obey my wishes. They made the right choice! The action gets started quick, with both teams' offence pouring in through the front doors! Our offence seemed to know what they were doing, as they pull cap after cap from the clu!
tches of the =S= defence! Playing in the yard myself, the temptation to TK the various flagrunners as they came in the front was almost overwhelming....only pity stayed my hand. In past writeups, I have always chosen leading scorers for my MVPs, but I have recieved several complaints from people who claim they "do all the work" without capping! Thus, I have decided to try a new system in which the team comes together and votes on MVPs! However...I have now realized that this takes actual work. Soooooo, let me see here, it appears M.carbon is the top scorer for round 1, garnering him YET ANOTHER MVP AWARD! I guess it is time for him to start clearing more room for these prized trophies in his house, even if it means taking down childhood pictures and priceless heirlooms. Sacrifices must be made carb, be a team player! Back on the D end, the top scorer is ME! Which means I get the MVP trophy! /me slaps M.Bloodbath's hand as he tries to grab it! BACK OFF, GET YOUR OW!
N TROPHY! Haha, what a freakin' moke! Round 1 ends, 11-4 for M!

Round 2 is played on the M server, home sweet home for all the Nadians! For once, our official "American jackass" player M.RaMpAgE actually pinged decent, due to his playing from a different location on a crappy computer! RaMp gets good ping, but loses his good computer...I guess this goes to show you can never have it all, which is also seen in M.foLtage, who has nothing. Absolutely nothing. Much of the same is seen in this round, with our offence managing to pull caps at a constant pace...I can only suspect they have some sort of secret agreement with the =S= defence in which the =S= players inconspiciously bend down to tie their shoes while we sneak past...I believe the agreed amount was $20, or a night with M.Bloodbath's mother...I imagine they chose the first choice. O MVP goes to M.WeeZeY, who snags his second MVP trophy since joining us in his still-short career! At this rate, he is going to give M.carb a run for his money soon! Keep up the good work! Back on !
the D end, needless to say, I once again took the top score, but out of complete pity I am awarding it to the next highest player, M.Bloodbath. As you can see, I have engraved the words that you instill in my heart everytime we meet, something that will last forever in the annals of time and space: "Goat Rapist". Good job everyone! Round ends 12-1 for M!

Great game =S=, you guys play hard and clean, and we had a blast! We hope to see you guys again sometime!

*M.carb made me include this:
<S-GhOsT> and great demoing, carbon
(Carb beats me up if I don't listen to him! Someone help me! Call the police!!)




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