Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2002-07-08 | STA Bronze | FR | Fatal Remix | 112.97 +3.01 |
C2O | Chaos 2 Order | 77.48 -3.01 |
140-30 140-20 | Crossover2 Crossover2 |
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Writeup:
FR over C2O
I was watching the news today and apparently someone kidnapped Captain Morgan the super-special parrot that only exists in Botswana. This parrot was super-special because it was like a living kama-sutra. It could say any sex position or porn-related word you could ever think of, as well as do Ron Jeremy imitations. The police suspect that Hitler came back from the dead and abducted the parrot himself, but there are reports of a large killer ferret on the loose around the same time. So this poses us with quite the dilemna: did Sexbot the ferret eat Captain Morgan or did Hitler kidnap him and turn him into a catacombs admin? The great adventurer Dan Nonne (pronounced Non-E because the kid's a fag), set out to search for this great treasure, worth over a million Algerian dinars. Since Dan the Fag is big on smack and bow-legged prostitutes with no teeth, he needs all the money he can get. It is also reported that Hatte, a bounty hunter from a trailer park in Toronto, is !
also out looking for this great asset, but for other reasons. Hatte has a rap sheet the size of a horse penis that includes public urination, prison rape (the receiving end), child molestation, and even beastiality (now we know why he wants the kama-sutra parrot). Who will find Captain Morgan and reap the sweet rewards? I'll have to watch the 6 o'clock news to find out.
So I finally got back to my computer after watching some tv, getting something to eat and taking a shower, and we are still in the middle of round 1. Crossover2 is the worst map ever for an engineer, and since my team hates me, that is what I had to play. Our offense did pretty good at getting the flag out and capping it, and JC's fatass didn't drop any back in the pit so I consider that a plus. I am pretty sure no one made any real significant contribution to the offense. T-train hardly touched the flag and the other two o guys were playing hop scotch on the bridge. On defense, Neg was shooting at people on the bridge and they didn't like it very much so they shot back a few times or jumped into the water to try to avoid death. Those who didn't drown eventually made it to our basement, but we had the INS waiting to take them back. However, a few people were able to sneak through and the first thing they did was steal our flag and put us out of a job. We moped aroun!
d and Excal's hand fell asleep from compulsive masturbation, other than that not too much happened.
In round 2 we switched up the d a little bit and pretty much did the same thing as last round, only we executed the immigration workers and fed their bodies to JC, because he eats humans. After that, the enemies came in o`plenty and owned Xenic so I had to kill them. The offense again did a mediocre job (they should have let me play o), and I dominated in the flag room while the bridge defenders played pocket hockey with eachother. I don't know if anyone else on my team was really playing. Another round of that wonderful map ended and we were up a few caps for the win. GG C2O.
This drug induced writeup was brought to you bye RA[FR], the worst engy ever.
