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RA over CoS

Round 1

So we go into round one, ready and waiting for their server to crash, but like, it didn't so we were all lol zee. K so then round started and shocker was complaining about how he sucks so bad at tfc even though he has a 2.2 Ghz processor and a geforce4. Para was also complaing oh guys oh no oh no...i have a 25 ping!!!!!!!!!11111111111111. In the meantime, chris was running hltv while doing like six strippers and kl was talking in a muffled voice on RW. hey guys incfasfhhhsd....aoomsdaog -kl. Okay, now onto the educational section of this writeup. If any of you don't know what the map monkey_madness_r looks like, let me try to explain. Okay, first you spawn, and you have six tunnels which shoot you do eleven different parts of the map. You have to choose the right one or you get thrown to pikachu's playhouse, where blastoise uses his penis cannon to own you. Okay..so you're on the bridge, and you begin to run........and run.........and runnnnn.....aaannnd ruuuuunnn.....after about a mile of running across the bridge, you come to the main entrance. There's some ramp to your left, and there's an entrace. Is there a defende here? no. You keep going, you're near the security now, which is about as useful as a celery stick on homer's plate. Is there a defender here? no. You go down the ramp, when you FINALLY run into the first defender, who subsequently rones you, and you spawn.

Time taken to make one run? eleven minutes, thirty-six seconds.

K so round one, they were all capping really quick, then xero fired up the xqz/OGC amalgamated hack version nine, and called incomings from across the map, at which point kl and I learned the map and began to cap. In the meantime, homer was doing the usual...WOW...NICE SHOT.................hacks!!! OH WOW, WHAT A SHOT THERE HACKS

K round ends and we're up by two.

Round 2

We went back to CoS server due to our 300 dollar server crashing like a japanese in world war two (LOLZ). Um...our D was tighter this round due to autoaim hacks, and incoming calls from Rev, who was running hltv (read: spectating under the name HLTV Proxy). Um....pyat was in this round.....he super loves the cock. OH OH OMG, okay...we have da cider-XD in, cause he's in our clan and stuff, and like, holy christ he roned their entire offense. He doesn't talk much though. I'm all hey cides :D! :E :D!! and he just kinda sits there and says nothing. Also, atrocity didnt play this round because he was busy doing ElItE TriX!!!111 on his skateboard. Ummm..para was talking about how he had gas from the all you can eat shrimp, and kin was doing the usual HYUK GUYS, INCOMING SPAHRAL. K....we capped the same amount.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandddd go cats.

Highlight of the match: the server not crashing
Funnies moment in the match: that one time i killed that guy when he was like shooting at me but he missed.

Coolest clan ever: engame...wait.....no CoS.

K later

-botch[RA]

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