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CwO over TTK

Ah, another week on Crossover2. Now I could go on and on about Crossover2 and its giant pit with the flag at the bottom. But I wont.What would be the point? Everyone knows its there. Everyone's used to
it by now. Right? So the match starts off and the O on both teams attacks aggressively. A drop down the pit and... the pit. Yeah, its pretty big. I mean, it would be how large in real life? 30 feet by 10 feet? Pretty big. Anyway, flags are touched. The flag, on the bottom of the pit. Right
there, just jump in and grab. So where was I? So a few caps and a lot of spam. Spam? Yeah, surprising isnt it? Spam on Crossover2, with the giant pit and all... Who would have thought.So after 15 minutes, the score is ... huh... that pit is huge! Damn! Valve should have installed an automatic mirv thrower at the top of the pit. We could play the map 8v8 and forebid demos. Hmmm, ah yes, the match. First round ended with ... some... score..., which I'm not familiar with at this time. HAHA, I just thought of something, they should have installed trampolines at the bottom of the pit. Why not? Would save the Offense's energy in trying to conc, gren or double rocket jump out of it. So second round starts with stuff and stuff happens, all interesting I'm sure. Probably lots of bridge HW guys spamming somewhere outside the pit for a change. And lots of medics and spies heading into water to reach... the pit. Yes, because it you're not familiar with the map, the water way leads directly into the pit, ...right next to the flag. But, thats ok, lets stick to the story of the match. So some guy... huh did ...huh. Bah who cares? Nobody reads this crap anyway, do they? Please tell me nobody reads these writeups. Or maybe they do, I know after every match, I'm like, I cant wait to know how clan Super Duper Killers did against clan We Own All. Damn, I'm getting a headache. I'll stick to the match, I promise. The second round ended with some spect...acu... Oh, I cant do it! I mean
what were they thinking? Putting the flag on the bottom of a huge gaping hole in front of the base with a convenient water entrance right next to it? So the match ended with some clan winning, frankly, I don't really knowwhich one. I'm finished. OMG, I just remembered, theres a second entrance to the yard! You go through a tunnel that leads you right next to the gaping canyon! They should have put stairs. Why force the offense to hurt itself falling in the grand canyon???? bang, bang, bang <sound of author banging his head on the keyboard>

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