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Fx over KO

We played ]KO[ tonight for our first match in STA and since the return of Fx. If you know anything about Fx's history, you are probably aware that they suck ass!!! Luckily though, they decided to recruit me this time around, and I was like "hey sucky mcsuckasses, let's try to win a game this time!" and they were like "OMFG YOU OWN US RA!!", and pretty soon people started nominating me for president and prom king and I was like "thank you, thank you, you are all my little bitches." And from that point on they have been attached to my ballbag and will do anything I say, SOOOOOO we joined our server for round 1 after a lengthy practice of several sucky strats. SOMEHOW our defense managed to hold on to the flag while our offense created an anarchy-like atmosphere in the blue base. Ahh, the blue base. What can I say? It is the shitty side for D cause you can't see anything, plus I am the greatest spy in the universe. We struggled at first on o, but that was because I was !
in the other room sexing up some hot bitches instead of playing. I finally came back after like 10-20 minutes and that is when we started to get some caps (I did all the work). We rubbed out 6 caps in round 1, while our defense held on for their dear lives screaming "OMFG WE SUX0RS, RA DROP TO D NOW AND CARRY US TOO!!!!!!!!!!!", and let out like 0 caps or some shit. So like round 1 ends and we are ahead 12 - 0.

Round 2 comes along and we join the ]KO[ server for an intense round of well, then another intense round of mortality_l. Eat-Led was in irc crying because he is a nub biscuit and didn't have the map, so we are in there waiting for his dumb Canadian ass and everyone keeps saying "OMGZORZ!!!@!@! WHERE IS LED?!?!#@!#" and I am like "dudes, just relax, eh?" So then Led finally gets in and he is like "OMFGZORS I DIDN'T HAVE THE MAP LOLLERSKATES!!$! ROOFLES!!!@!#@#" and the ]KO[ team is like "OMFG ]KO[ GO RED!~!@!@#!#" and their guys are like "I AM BLUE!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" and then they changed the map to darkness right when I was getting ready to own KaBaLL again. So like, round 2 starts and we are all like "LET'S TRY TO WIN THIS MATCH>!>!@!#@$", but our defense was like "HOLY SHIT WE HAVE SAND IN OUR VAGINAS!!@&%!@#@!$#%@!$#" So I am screaming over in-game to them, even though they all have me on mute, "WOWZERZ, TRY PLAYING DEFENSE INSTEAD OF HAVING A BUKAKI (s!
p?) IN OUR FUCKING FR!!!! OMFG!(&#&@!%$^", and they are all like "NOOOOOO, WE ARE TOO BUSY EJACULATING ALL OVER PHENOMS FACE AND THEN SCRAPING IT OFF AND MAKING HIM DRINK IT~%%!$%$!" and Phenom just looked at me with his knee pads on and smiled and I was like "HOLY GAY DUDE, I AM PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE IN IRC TOO!!". So, our o wasn't doing as hot attacking the red base cause everyone on it sucks (except for me of course), and I was too busy getting killed by Led to actually go to the red base and get a flag. So finally I switched to med so I could conc Led before he could kill me. Then I did a triple conc from our respawn to the enemy flag, and then did a double back to the cap point and everyone was like "OMFGZORZ!!!@!@ YOU R0XERZ OUR B0XERZ!!!!!!!" and I was like "dig it!". So I pulled out a bunch more caps and let the other guys cap them cause I felt sorry for them. Then my isp is like "OMFG YOU OWN TOO HARD, BOOT!!!!!!!!!!!" and I dropped, but when I came back the r!
ound had already ended with a score of 12 - 6. Needless to say, the defense managed to hold on long enough to not fux0r the game for us, and Fx finally gets a win under the leadership of RA the Great. GG ]KO[, it was a fun match. GG ME!!!!










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