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CwO over cO

In the annoucing booth...
-Well Bob, it was quite a match tonight. Upstart Complexity versus
old-school CwO.
-You bet Brian. I was reminded of that night in 1974, when two legends
confronted each other in the jungles of Africa.
-Ah yes, Mohammed Ali versus George Foreman.
-No, no, Tarzan versus that poo-throwing giant monkey. I remember it
as if it was yesterday. That monkey used every dirty trick in the book.
He only won because he pulled down Tarzan's loin cloth.
-Are you saying that CwO only won tonight's TFC match because of
disloyal tactics?
-CwO? TFC? What the hell are you talking about Brian? Snap out of it.
What does that have to do with a rabid monkey trying to take a look
at a jungle man's privates?
-Anyway... We now have interviews with players from both teams.
-Yes Brian, first up is an offensive player from CwO, Gibber.
-Yes Bob, he was quite offensive. I very much oppose this kind of behavior
during a match. And the body odor, lets not even mention that...
-And the goat raping...
-No, no, lets not go there.
-So Gibber, is it true you have never seen the movie A Clockwork Orange?
-True, but i dont think any member of the clan has seen it.
-Not even clan leader Bobafet?
-He doesn't exist, he's just an hologram.
-Isn't it kind of phony to name your clan after something you have no
knowledge on?
-Huh, theres some goat waiting...
-Theres... some... goats... waiting... Truer words were never spoken.
-We now have a member of Complexity's defense squad with us.
-Hey Brian and Bob.
-How would you describe Co's defensive performance tonight?
-Very complex.
-Care to elaborate?
-It's all so complicated.
-Really?
-Boggles the mind actually.
-Baffling.
-Yes, quite confusing.
-I'm all mixed up.
-An intricated mix of the bewildering and the puzzling.
-Thank you Co member.
-Well there you have it folks, tonight's clash of the titans, ending in a victory for... Who won?
-I don't know Bob, I did not actually see the match.
-Neither did I Brian.
-Good night.
-Good night.

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