Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-02-17 | STA Platinum | CwO | ClockWork Orange | 181.58 +9.63 |
DIVISION | TEAM DIVISION | 162.91 -9.63 |
60-50 70-20 | Shutdown2 Shutdown2 |
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Writeup:
CwO over DIVISION
Yet again in the interview booth...
-Bob: Well Jim, if that wasn't a classic match, then my name isn't Robert Vandorn.
-Jim: So what is your name?
-Bob: ...It's Robert Vandorn.
-Jim: I'm confused.
-Bob: I'm getting used to that.
-Jim: It's just that I can't understand a sentence with two negatives.
-Bob: Well, it doesn't seem to not be the case.
-Jim: ...
-Bob: Hmm, Jim seems to be having a seizure.
-Jim: No. It's ok.
-Bob: It's really too bad Division had to play one man down for much of the second round.
-Jim: Yes, they were very DIVIDED! Get it?! Divided?
-Bob: Jim, you're so lucky to have been part of the "Jobs for Retards Program".
-Jim: Hey! That's not what it's called. It's the "Jobs for Retards Campaign".
-Bob: Ah. Our interview tonight is with CwO member Gibmanmtl. Hello Gibman.
-Gib: Hi.
-Bob: How did the match go tonight?
-Gib: Dont ask me that. Ask me instead how was my performance tonight. It's
a better question.
-Bob: Ok... What do you think of your performance tonight?
-Gib: Yes, performance: the execution of an action, something accomplished.
-Bob: Yes.
-Gib: Everyone on the defensive squad sucked.
-Bob: But you won.
-Gib: Sucked.
-Bob: What about you?
-Gib: I get so irritated at people not listening to my insane ravings on
BattleCom and not obeying my every word.
-Bob: Interesting.
-Gib: Oh, btw, I read a fascinating article on the effects of excess toilet flushing in the United States on the living standards of children living in
the shantytowns of brazil. Did you know about this phenomenon?
-Bob: I wish you had never told me... How would you describe...
-Gib: To describe: to represent or give an account of in words.
-Bob: ... CwO's current situation?
-Gib: Situation: the way in which something is placed in relation to its
surroundings, position with respect to conditions and circumstances.
-Bob: So?
-Gib: You should ask me about CwO prospects for the future.
-Bob: With all due respect, Im the one doing the interviewing here.
-Gib: No youre not, I am.
-Bob: Nooo.
-Gib: Well I should be.
-Bob: Let's go on.
-Gib: Im getting tired of you.
+b *!*stupidinterviewer
-Bob: Gibman, we're not in IRC, you cant ban me.
-Gib: If the United States finally withdrew its forces from <insert country here>, I could.
-Bob: As fascinating as that was. We now have an interview with long-time CwO
Big Serds. Hi Serds.
-Serds: I suck.
-Jim: Haha. The sense of humor we all recognize from CwO. How was your
performance tonight Serds?
-Serds: I suck.
-Jim: Really?
-Serds: No, sorry, I suckED.
-Jim: Dont be too hard on yourself. How did you adapt from being in a clan where
you knew everyone personally to a clan in which most people are internet losers?
-Serds: I suck.
-Bob: Well Jim, Serds sure knows how to get to the heart of the matter.
-Jim: He sure does Bob.
-Bob: Jim, I hope nothing happens that could make next week's title match not happen... Jim? Jim? Someone call 911!
<Thank you Division for such an intense match and for the help ;). Special thanks to whoever crowbared Gibber>
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[CwO]Someone
65.95.40.221 |
This should also have appeared at the end:
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[CwO]Someone
65.95.40.221 |
This sentence should read:
-Gib: If the United States finally withdrew its forces from
-insert country here-, I could.
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Stealthy
65.27.128.82 |
As always, VGG game CwO.
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polarity
24.211.11.120 |
GG DIV, always fun with you guys, win or lose.
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Gibmanmtl
132.208.158.85 |
VGG DIVISION, once again, I was REALLY sad you guys were short in round2. Round1 was close and round2 was very good, although sd2 8v8 is already hard enough not to be a man short on top.
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