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Fx over TpT

It snowed like three feet here and I had to shovel snow all fucking day. There is nothing I hate more than shoveling snow than maybe T-train. I really hate him too, but I can't decide which is worse. Ok, T-train is. So, my mom comes home and like drives into a side of the driveway and knocks all the snow back onto it and I got all pissed off and was like "BITCH!!! GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME SPAGHETTI!!!" and she was like "You're a poster child for birth control!" and I was like "LEWLZORZ OMGZ!!!!" So I had spaghetti for dinner, and then I got on my computer and was like "OMGZ ROOFLES SKATEZ WE PLAY TPT!!~~@#" So, we get into our server for round 1, and that shit was lagging like a faggot on mushrooms. We'd play for a few minutes and then it would get a huge fucking lag spike and everyone would be like "OMFG WTF GOD DAMNIT SHIT!!!@!@!Y%@^$%@$" and then Phenom is like "I SUCK, WOOOOOOO!!!!" and left the server cause he was getting owned and he had to go get a t!
issue and a tampon. Then [TpT] is like BAM!!!! and capped our flag twice and we are all like "OMFG LEWLZ WTF DEFENSE?!?!?!!@!#@$#" Then our O is like BAM!!! and we capped two flags, and me and T-train threw up the metal sign and were like "JUD JUD JUD JUDJUDJUD meedley meedley meedley meedley JUD JIGGA JUD JIGGA JUD JUD" We got like three more and then the round ended at 50 - 20 and we all went back to irc.

Round 2 TpT was like "OMFGZORZ YOUR SERVER SUCKS OUR BALLSACKS LIKE SPARKZ MOM AFTER A FEW DRINKS!!!" so we went to theirs and we were like "YOUR SERVER SWALLOWS SPERM LIKE PHENOM IN A MENS LOCKER ROOM!!!", so the sta admin d00d comes in and is like "LOLLER BLADES!!! TALK TO ME IN SPEC!!" and led and the TpT guy go in there and are like "BLAH BLAH BLAH WE ARE INDECISIVE FAGGOTS AND WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME BLAH BLAH LEWLZ!! ?" and then like two hours later we join ANOTHER server and we are all like "FFS!!!" and then started playing. This time I was on defense, so it wasn't as bad, but then again, Gunner was on it also and Eat-Led's mom was like "ROOFLE I AM GOING TO CANCEL YOUR INTERNET!!!" and Led was like "NOOOO MOM NOOOO, PLEASE DON'T KICK MY ASS!!!" and he pretended like that was an excuse not to give incomings. So sucky mcsucksalot (aka Gunner) is running around in the flag room getting owned left and right while I am sitting up on the catwalks in my lounge chair with !
a six pack laughing hysterically at him. So anyway, Aftrmath is like "OMFGZORZ INC PLANK!!" and I am all drunk and I pull out my pellet gun and give it a good 10-18 pumps and shoot Gunner in the testicles. I am not sure what the offense did this round besides suck, but we ended up winning somehow like 80 - 20, so 130 - 40 overall. GG [TpT], gg Led's mom.

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