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CwO over cO

Once again back in the booth...
-Bob: Well folks, we are HONORED to have Hall of Fame broadcaster John
Madden with us here tonight filling in for Jim who is in the
Ment........hospital taking a sick day.
John: Great to be here Bob, you know I can't wait to see who we are
going
to give this chuckey to this year.
Bob: Ah yes, the famous Turducken.
John: No, I said chuckey, its what they make out of the other halves
that
don't get used in the turducken.
Bob: I see, so John who do you like in this one tonight.
John: Wll if uh if uh if uh if uh if uh if uh if uh, the red team uh
uh uh
uh scores more touchdowns than the uh the other color team, they should
come out with a victory. Heh heh heh.
Bob: Excellent analysis as always John, now lets speak to a member of
cO
before we get things going. Jolly, can you hear us?
Jolly: Ya Bob, I can. Hi John.
Bob: Now Jolly, how do you think tonight will turn out?
Jolly: Well, I think as long as we play to our capability we
can.......hang on.............dang.
Bob: Anything wrong Jolly?
Jolly: Well no, just that after the 3rd medic got by me I figured I
should
stop talking to you for a sec.
Bob: You mean the round has started already?
Jolly: Oh ya, I have been talking to Big_Serd for the last couple
minutes
here.
John: Ya see what happened here was the medic went WHAM over this way
------>, then BOOOM he exploded up here and ZING, he was right by.
John: And then the spy went WRAAA and used his =]:::::::> and ZAP her
got him.
Bob: What are you doing, stop drawing on our monitor with a magic
marker,
now we can't see anything.
John: You mean you uh do't uh have uh have uh have uh one of those
drawer
deals here?
Bob: No, we had it taken away after the last incident with Jim.
John: Ok, well how about them big hogs down in the trenches there
Jim. Whoo you know it gets nasty down there.
Bob: There's no trenches on this map, you're thinking of a different
one.
Lewelz: Hippos own Elephants
John: Now wait just a darn minute, what does a hippo have to do with
this?
WuS: spank the hippo with its trunk
AG: definately
Bob: Ok, after that thought provoking conversation with cO, its over
to
the CwO side of things is Yabloko.
WuS: Cameron Diaz is hotter than Jennifer aniston
Bob: I thought we cut you off already. God, why did I have to accept
this
job.
Yabs: I don't know the answer to that question
Bob: That was a rhetorical question.
Yabs: Don't call me retarded, I'm French Canadian. That means I run
from
fights when I play hockey.
John: Hey uh hey uh hey uh hey uh Yabs why don't you take a leg off
that
chucky there for yourself?
Yabs: I can't.
Bob: Why not?
Yabs: Hillman ate the entire thing already. He got drunk cause he
didn't
play round 1 and he gets munchies bigger than life when he does that.
John: Well that doesn't make any sense, I wanted to give it to a big
ol'
lineman here, pushing those guys around and getting dirt on their
rocket
launchers.
Yabs: My gradma dated superman for a week or so.
Bob: Is that a fact?
Yabs: Ya but then he caught me and her with Robin and the Green
Lantern
and I think the Invisible Man. Wow that was the end of that.
Bob: So how did CwO pull off this big win tonight?
Yabs: I wouldn't know cause remember I'm French so I ran away from
them
most of the night.
Bob: Oh my
Yabs: Ya, I I tried to help with one of the goats but Slurp just
pushed me
away and said something about saving them for later. Also I use
homeless
guys on a stationary bycicle to run my generators.
Bob: WHAT?????
John: Maybe they'd like some turducken, I'll go get it from the bus.
Bob: Take me with you, PLEASE.
Yabs: Hello..............................anyone there?

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