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M over dP

What an intense matchup, overtime matches are always killer on my blood pressure...it's ok though, thanks to my NEW MEDICATED TYLENOL WITH EXTRA STRENGTH PAINKILLERS AND NEW BLOOD PRESSURE LOWERING CHEMICALS THAT REMOVE ITCHING SNEEZING AND COUGHING SO YOU CAN GET UP IN THE MORNING TABLET THAT ALSO FIGHTS SEVERAL FORMS OF MAJOR CANCER AND CAN CURE BALDNESS IN SOME MEN BUT MOSTLY DOES NOT...ask your local doctor for advice, some side effects may arise.

Round 1 got going quickly, with both sides grabbing the flag early and taking it home for the ride! At first, I was confused as to which spawn led where, so I followed my engy to the flagroom! dP did not stop touching our flag for the entire round, and it seemed to me that our flag was constantly in motion, or in the giant field which I now label as THE FIELD OF PAIN. I took quite a few knives in the back in that deathtrap, reminiscent of my days as a popular gladiator in the Roman empire fighting against all odds for freedom and justice! Wait...that wasn't me, that was a movie...I confuse myself sometimes! /me pops another tablet. So with our flag in PERPETUAL MOTION (eat it Lone, I used your words!), our only hope was for our offense to deliver lots of caps...and they did! Every cap from the dP offense was matched by one from ours...no one really held the lead for very long. This back and forth tug of war was very stressful on the ol' nerves, faced with a seemingly non-stop stream of medics and spies in our flagroom! Luckily, the FOUR HORSEMEN of CdTriX in the RR, depleted in the field, SoulTaker clang clanging away, and myself being fat and slovenly on the flag was ready for action, and a gay old time was had by all! The joyful kind of gay, not the homo M.busta kind. LET THE RECORD SHOW I HAD TOP KILLS, BUT I AM GIVING IT TO THE SECOND BEST DEFENDER: Defensive MVP goes to M.SoulTaker, who's great job as a SECOND BEST DEFENDER is quite worthy of this SILVER MEDAL! Congratulations on being SECOND BEST Soul, way to bring up the rear! Enjoy your bitter-sweet victory! Offensive MVP goes to M.Cavalier, who somehow manages to take high score. Seeing through walls will do that to a guy, I guess...luckily no one ever reads these writeups and his secret will remain safe! And yea, Cavaliers suck as cars, and the same remains true for the person. What a sucky, sucky person you are. Round ends with M on top 9-8!

Second round, I took the much sought-after position of starting benchwarming...many try, only one can succeed, and that one person was me, ladies and gentlemen. From my vantage point in mIRC where we had the seizure inducing MBOT displaying the events of the match to us, all I could ascertain was that things weren't going too good! dP took the first cap, and followed that up with another cap for good measure! We were now down a cap...things were getting intense now, I saw M.DrFreak try reach for my hand but I quickly slapped it away. Not to be shown up, our offense turned things around quickly and capped a few of our own...but each cap was matched by another cap from dP! I only know this from squinting at the continuous array of red and blue messages flying through my mIRC window, showing every single kill, touch, and cap...I think my eyes literally died a little bit inside my sockets just watching it. However, disaster struck as M.banichi drops from the server! I was quickly ushered into the server as a replacement, but much to my dismay I also dropped after a few minutes. NOTE: I CAPPED THE FLAG ONCE IN MY BRIEF STAY...I RULE! When I reconnected, DrFreak was now in, so I went back to the seizure inducer. dP maintained the 1 cap lead for most of the remaining time, and I prayed to the heavens that we would not have to go into OT, as our clan has never, ever, ever, EVER won an overtime round. Since the heavens have a sense of humor, round ends with dP on top by one cap...OFF TO OVERTIME WE GO! Offensive MVP goes to M.DrFreak for going in and saving our bacon...what a trooper he is! It's really too bad about his mental retardation disease...why do bad things always happen to good people!!! Defensive MVP goes to M.SubAt0Mic I think...I could not tell from my position, but I really like typing his name with all the 0's and alternating capital letters...so sure why not, he takes it! Round ends 7-6 for dP!

We headed into the server with trepidation...if history has taught us anything, we were going to lose OT to the very first scout rush! To prevent this, I pulled out the blueprints to the map and discovered a secret trap door beneath the flag that could be activated with a simple switch...boy were they in for a surprise! As the first scouts entered our flagroom, they made a frantic dash to the flag only to fall into a bottomless pit! They are probably still falling as we speak!!! (Warning: These events may not have actually happened...believe them at your own discretion!) Meanwhile, on the offensive end, our boys delivered and grabbed the flag early on. I am told that M.Lonestar had the initial toss to the floor, but since he is a good-for-nothing deadbeat loser, he will get no credit from me. Pulling it inch by inch out of the enemy base, our O manages to drag it home and cap it for the win! On the defensive end, we were busy fending off a mad rush near the end...including a brief period where our sentry was down and I was alone, fighting off literally HUNDREDS OF MEDICS at a time! Offensive MVP goes to our entire O squad minus Lonestar...great job guys, managing to cap the flag even with Lone as a handicap! Nice hold by our defense as well, even though all the real work was done by myself, and possibly my grenades. M wins OT 1-0!

Final score: 16-15, M wins!

Great game dP, was an insanely intense match for both sides I'm sure! WE FINALLY WIN IN OT...THE PLANETS MUST BE ALIGNED!

And yes, I am the only true ninja in this clan, and CdTriX is my ninja apprentice. The rest are posers.

As you can tell from this writeup, one of the side effects of my medicine is insanity.

NINJA VANISH!
*puff of smoke*

-Karn

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