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Fx over asp.

What can I say? Tonight I experienced one of the greatest things ever to exist. This ownage was so great, it made me cream my jeans twice - I actually had to change boxers in the middle of the match. This force, great and true, is unstoppable. This greatness I call RA. OMFG, I am the best engineer in TFC. It was like 8:50 and we had about 6 guys, so we had to get a bunch of the faggots from offense to play defense, and I was like, DON'T SWEAT IT BITCHES, I AM AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY!! I fucking did all the work on defense while everyone else played grab ass in our base. I am pretty sure I did all the work on offense too. I was all over the place, emping here, shottying there, ahhhhh.......

Anyway, enough about how much I own and more about how much the rest of my team sucks. Round 1 we got into the server and we were like ROOFLESKATES LED IS GOING TO PLAY OFFENSE!!!@#@ and that stupid canadian just sat around making pancakes with maple syrup while the other two guys jerked off in each other's mouths. That is pretty gay, but our offense calls it gellin' Whatever, I am glad I play D. Anyway, sparkz was like DUDE, LEWLZ, WHERE ARE THE TOWELS AT?!?! I GOTTA WHIPE SPORK'S SPORK OFF MY EAR!!!@!@ ROOFLES! And I told him it was in the enemy flag room, so they all went running as fast as they could to the flag room and got the flag. At first they saw the banana and were like MAYBE WE CAN STICK THIS IN OUR RECTUMS!! And I was like RECTUM?! DAMN NEAR KILLED 'EM!!! and everyone on our team was like ROOFLES LOLLERBLADES!!@!@ RA YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND GOOD AT TFC!!!! Soooo, the round ends in a 50 - 50 tie because our offense was too busy digging the gerbal skeletons out of their asses to cap.

Round 2 we go back in to the server with the same people, and once again I completely dominated. Our offense was like HEY, LET'S SUCK WORSE THAN WE DID RND 1 AND GET TWO LESS CAPS, LEWLWLELWELWELWLEWLEZZ!!!! and they started smacking each other on the ass and I was like WTF ARE YOU FEGWADS DOING?!?! and they were like LEWLWLEWLEWLELWE WE'RE GELLIN!!!! ....fackin' queers. Anyway, our offense was being homoerotic, but our defense did a better job this round, mainly because I was on it. T-train even had more kills than deaths this round, which has to be some sort of record for him. However, neither squad was able to prevent another tie, which would take us into overtime, where I once again proved my greatness.

Right before the OT round, led's girlfriend decided to show up, and his balls instantly fell off. I called him on the phone and was like DUDE, LED, GET THE FUCK IN THE SERVER, WE HAVE OT LOLOLOLOLOLZOLZOL! and he is like well, I dunno...you see, my girlfriend snipped off my ballsack and won't give it back, so I am just going to sit here and fuck around for 15 minutes until the other team is like FUCKING START THE ROUND!!!! [23:18] <Fx|^Eat-Led-|> i rmeember at the end of rd2 im like to my gf the round is almost over shes like so is this relationship See??!?! Led needs to get a handle on that shit. He should like women like he likes his cars, all beat up and three different colors. Anyway, Led finally got all the sand out of his vagina and we started the OT round, and then asp is like RESTART ROOFLES!!!@!@ so we had to wait another five minutes for the fucking PM. We all hate Phenom for this (not that we didn't hate him anyway). The round finally fucking starts and all the fuckers started to fucking fuck the fuck out of the fucking fuckers. So I am like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING FUCKERS FUCKING AROUND FOR? FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! And they are all like DIG IT!!! and our offense worked out a cap to win the game in overtime. We all celebrate this day as the day Fx finally won a game. We will call this, RA IS GREAT day. GG asp! Good job Fx, you fucking fuckers.

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