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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-03-13 TFL 1a CwO ClockWork Orange 179.18 
 +4.30
SKS Straight-Killin-Squad 127.64 
 -4.30
220-40 Fry Baked
Regular

Writeup:

CwO over SKS

In the announcing booth, Bob and Jim are at it again...
-Jim: Oh my god! What a game tonight!
-Bob: Yes Jim, another bare-knuckle TFC fight to the finish.
-Jim: TFC? I was just talking about the Dallas Cowboys game.
-Bob: what are you talking about? The NFL season has been over for 2
months.
-Jim: Huh... no?...
-Bob: Lemme see... You're watching Sponge Bob Square Pants you dumbass.
-Jim: It was an intense episode.
-Bob: Whatever. Tonight, we have 2 interviews with members of CwO.
-Jim: Yes, exclusive interviews with members of Castrated white ... huh
Omeboys.
-Bob: Homeboys starts with an H!
-Jim: No it doesnt.
-Bob: Yes it does.
-Jim: Then why don't we hear the H?
-Bob: Were you home-schooled?
-Jim: Yes, but my parents were illiterate.
-Bob: Surprise, surprise. So our first guest is PerfectDisaster.
-PD: I'd rather be called Deflect if you dont mind.
-Bob: No problem, so Deflect...
-Def: Deflect? No, no, you're talking to Adrellic.
-Bob: Well, Adre...
-Adr: Keep it straight man, I'm Deflect.
-Bob: ... Deflect, what...
-Def: Scratch that, from now on, I shall be called... Disaster!
-Bob: Disaster, what are the...
-Dis: Quit dissin' me boy! I'm PerfectDisaster!
-Bob: So back to that.
-PD: Back to that? I was always Slide!
-Bob: Your mind is sliding towards disaster.
-Jim: Good one Bob.
-Sld: I'm Napoleon, Queen of the Jungle!
-Bob: Let's move on shall we? Our next guest is Polarity. So Pol, how's
life in CwO?
-Pol: I'm sad to say that I retired a short time ago.
-Bob: So no more TFC for you?
-Pol: What are you talking about? I'm gearing up for another week of matches.
-Bob: So you're still in CwO?
-Pol: No, I'm afraid I had to leave due to me getting bored with the game.
-Bob: Why did you quit?
-Pol: Quit? No, no, CwO guys are my pals, I have no plans in ditching them.
-Bob: So are you or are you not still an active member of CwO?
-Pol: UGHHHHAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bob: Hmmm, looks like Polarity just exploded. I guess he wont be playing
for CwO after all.
-Jim: Fascinating interview Bob. I had no idea Polarity was involved in the
creation of the American Space Program.
-Bob: I'm afraid to even ask where you even got that.
-Jim: I slip in and out of comas at random moments.
-Bob: I wish I could go into a coma right now. Good night.
-Jim: Good night.



Comments

Old
exo
24.193.250.18
whoever wrote this is the best ever. hands down.
 
Old
doberman
207.199.19.10
Every clan should lose to CwO on purpose so we get to read more of their write-ups.
 
Old
polarity
24.211.11.120
rofl dobe
 
Old
hillman
68.113.169.54
we have no problem with that
 


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