Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-03-13 | TFL 1a | CwO | ClockWork Orange | 179.18 +4.30 |
SKS | Straight-Killin-Squad | 127.64 -4.30 |
220-40  | Fry Baked | |
Writeup:
CwO over SKS
In the announcing booth, Bob and Jim are at it again...
-Jim: Oh my god! What a game tonight!
-Bob: Yes Jim, another bare-knuckle TFC fight to the finish.
-Jim: TFC? I was just talking about the Dallas Cowboys game.
-Bob: what are you talking about? The NFL season has been over for 2
months.
-Jim: Huh... no?...
-Bob: Lemme see... You're watching Sponge Bob Square Pants you dumbass.
-Jim: It was an intense episode.
-Bob: Whatever. Tonight, we have 2 interviews with members of CwO.
-Jim: Yes, exclusive interviews with members of Castrated white ... huh
Omeboys.
-Bob: Homeboys starts with an H!
-Jim: No it doesnt.
-Bob: Yes it does.
-Jim: Then why don't we hear the H?
-Bob: Were you home-schooled?
-Jim: Yes, but my parents were illiterate.
-Bob: Surprise, surprise. So our first guest is PerfectDisaster.
-PD: I'd rather be called Deflect if you dont mind.
-Bob: No problem, so Deflect...
-Def: Deflect? No, no, you're talking to Adrellic.
-Bob: Well, Adre...
-Adr: Keep it straight man, I'm Deflect.
-Bob: ... Deflect, what...
-Def: Scratch that, from now on, I shall be called... Disaster!
-Bob: Disaster, what are the...
-Dis: Quit dissin' me boy! I'm PerfectDisaster!
-Bob: So back to that.
-PD: Back to that? I was always Slide!
-Bob: Your mind is sliding towards disaster.
-Jim: Good one Bob.
-Sld: I'm Napoleon, Queen of the Jungle!
-Bob: Let's move on shall we? Our next guest is Polarity. So Pol, how's
life in CwO?
-Pol: I'm sad to say that I retired a short time ago.
-Bob: So no more TFC for you?
-Pol: What are you talking about? I'm gearing up for another week of matches.
-Bob: So you're still in CwO?
-Pol: No, I'm afraid I had to leave due to me getting bored with the game.
-Bob: Why did you quit?
-Pol: Quit? No, no, CwO guys are my pals, I have no plans in ditching them.
-Bob: So are you or are you not still an active member of CwO?
-Pol: UGHHHHAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bob: Hmmm, looks like Polarity just exploded. I guess he wont be playing
for CwO after all.
-Jim: Fascinating interview Bob. I had no idea Polarity was involved in the
creation of the American Space Program.
-Bob: I'm afraid to even ask where you even got that.
-Jim: I slip in and out of comas at random moments.
-Bob: I wish I could go into a coma right now. Good night.
-Jim: Good night.
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exo
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whoever wrote this is the best ever. hands down.
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doberman
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Every clan should lose to CwO on purpose so we get to read more of their write-ups.
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polarity
24.211.11.120 |
rofl dobe
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hillman
68.113.169.54 |
we have no problem with that
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