Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-03-13 | TFL 3a | M | Malevolence | 107.91 +2.98 |
awe | Awesome | 76.18 -2.98 |
240-40 150-60 | Fry Baked Fry Baked |
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Writeup:
M over awe
Always a pleasure when we play the fine lads over at |FoE|, and tonight was no exception! Fry_baked has become a favorite of mine...the only thing I can say is, as a defender, that elevator needs to burn in hell. IN HELL.
Round 1 was played on their server, and we piled into the server with high hopes and low IQs...and yes, I am talking about only the Americans in our clan. GO CANADA!! FoE unfortunately had lost their 8th man somewhere outside, and we all spent some time searching the surrounding foliage for him, lifting up rocks and moving aside patio furniture and such. Alas, he was nowhere to be found, much like M.Cavalier's usefulness in life. Like good sports, they decided to play with 7, and we thank them for their good sportsmenship! Things got going quickly for our offense, and it honestly didn't really stop throughout the round! A steady stream of caps were pulled from FoE's clutches, and we built a healthy lead. Meanwhile, on the D end, our guys pulled it together and decided not to let any caps out! Of course, since we lack skill and/or talent, this was not to be, and FoE manages to tear away several very hard-earned caps! I must say RIGHT HERE before I forget...I made a few conced kills as HWG in that big field, and damned if I don't feel like ownage right now! SO EAT IT CAV! KarNage`BB, I'd like to say. YOU EAT IT TOO CM! Defensive MVP will go to M.depleted for his fine job in the FIELD OF DEATH...I really hate that field, so I truly commend him on his ability to stand there and suck on nades from incoming medics! Also, he did not come into the flagroom and shoot me in the face with rockets periodically...for that I also thank him. That's more than I can say for a few others...hint hint...nudge nudge wink wink! It's you Trix, I'm talking about you. Offensive MVP goes to M.banichi, who amasses a frightening score of 130 in the round! He is clearly a cap addict...don't worry folks, he'll get the rehab that he needs. Comical moment of the round was when our HLTV watching member found the missing 8th man...in HLTV with him! He quickly informed the unfortunate soul of his team's predicament, and FoE was 8 once more! Anyways, round ends with M on top, 24-4!
Second round was played on our lovely recongamer server. I manned the HLTV position, arguably the most vital position of them all! Actually, the financial situation here at Malevolence is such that I had to settle for a VIEW-GAME-INFO position, as our resident idiot M.Lonestar broke our HLTV station after trying to open it up to see if there was candy inside. From what I could see, the match was exciting and action-packed! Looking at the screenshots, Defensive MVP will go to M.CdTriX...nice job trix, it's too bad the Leafs suck and are going to lose and burn in hell, and the players' families will all contract life-threatening diseases, and the actual city itself will be hit by a giant asteroid in roughly 49 hours. Offensive MVP goes to M.Senor, who had the 2nd most touches and 8 stabbings! M.Lonestar had the most touches, but the day he gets any award from me is when pigs not only fly, but also control most of our major governments. Nice job senor, keep up the good work you stupid stupid idiot! Round ends with M on top 15-6!
Final score: 39-10 M wins!
Great game FoE, you guys played clean and with class...we look forward to our next game!
BLUES ARE CURRENTLY WINNING 3-2 OVER THE CANUCKS EVEN THOUGH JOHNSON SUCKS BADLY...GO BLUES AND EAT SHIT BUSTA YOUR CANUCKS ARE GOING DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS BITCH
-karn
