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M over njk

My time to shine as karn steps aside and lets me do the writeup.

GG to the fine fine keyboard warriors over at njk, so we are all geeks so what?? Geeks always get the hot chick I swear they do, honestly??. Well on occasion at least, as in we stare at the really really hot chicks only to be grabbed by their really really big bf that will very likely turn you into a human pretzel. Round 1 got underway as we used the njk server, we all pinged fairly well, as always we got a little carried away since the Columbus bluejackets won, we all had to show our appreciation by prematch teamkill, oh man crazyness occurred as you appear you would instantaneously die, by a mirv or some hw shooting his ac at you. As always I screw up the ritual of saying ?gl hf? at one minute, damn gg mm2, STUPID KEYBOARD. Well since we are on the topic of screw ups lets talk bout the time when karn tried to be a wise ass and capped for 10 points on the older version of bases2k1, bases_r2, being a bystander which had the flag, I noticed that I had run outta concs. No concs means no jumping to 15 point cap point, so I waited for someone to come help me conc it up, guess who shows up???? Why it is my good buddy karn always willing to lend a helping hand, tossing the flag to him and watching him do his ?Drop Conc?, which he considers superior to HH but hey whatever works to cap for 15. As I watched him conc to the top, I was thinking, the day was won we had beat them by 5 points, funniest part was that he was on the upper level where the 15 point cap was, unfortunately karn being the idiot he was ran and jumped down and capped for 10!!! Oh the horror who would do such a thing, I remember the bitching that followed, well anyways I should talk less bout this subject, for more details find anyone cept for karn in #malevolence EVERYONE KNOWS THIS STORY!!! Now where was I?? Ah yes round 1 well I m sure everyone don?t wanna read much more so here it goes, as the prematch wound down, we all ran out at the same time, worldspawn is your friend no worries as no one died, M picks up 2 unanswered caps as both D?s were stingy, Offensive MVP goes to M.Banichi, but since it was the entire O that helped move the flag, everyone is just as deserving cept for me of course, since I am doing the write up. Defensive MVP belongs to the one and only M.Cavalier, who reeked havoc on anything that came his way, I know karn is now bitching but since he NEVER gives me ANYTHING, he gets a lump of shit, great trophy hang it on the wall!! Round ends 30-0 M.

Round 2 the buck returns to the M server, pings once again equaling each other, horror had struck the O, why because me the great M.Lonestar was sitting, but we all know that I suck anyways, I bet M.Banichi was happy since I probably killed him more times than njk did in r1. R2 got underway and surprise, surprise there was a last minute substitution as karn got in when he was suppose to be warming the bench so I will blame the cap that njk got on him, as he sucks ass at hw. The round was supposedly intense from what I heard as knives and nails flew around both sides. MVP?S go to M.Senor for offense and then I ll give it to M.Soultaker on the D end since, he is such a good guy, EAT IT KARN, its payback time for all those MVP?S you took away from me. Round ends 30-15.

GG to NJK hope to meet again in the future, best of luck to you wherever you may go.

Peace not War
M.Lonestar
/me kicks Karn in the balls and runs off.

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