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RA over qp

sup so this is like my first real dollaZ writeup in awhile cause usually im just like "GOD WHY DID WE ALMOST JUST LOSE TO CRACK FUCING FAGGOTS." Then i basically just post the played out 'gg' while paragon whines to me about not ever doing writeups and jugg wants me to teach him how to aim, etc.

So here's how this MaTcH WeNTTt DoWn NigZZz:

R1. RA serv

So beforehand me and blink were talking about how his clock is about nineteen minutes slow and he finally gave in when i threatened to take his louisville slugger away from him and slug him right in the face. So server loads up and people are whining about how their brother just got attacked by porpoises and he's about to die and how they would rather play CS, etc. kl finally just str8 ^ told them if they didnt stop crying they would be banned from all #klhouse after-parties henceforward if they kept complaining. So prematch ends, qu goes sniper of course and me and kl make the rush to 3. Yeah so we get there and get demolished by sejje hitting us both in the eye with a shotty at a range of about sixteen miles. So round starts getting down and dirty when stryder realizes his penis will never ever see the inner-darkness of a female vagina (or male ass). He starts getting angry, and while in his rage of non-jizzdom he ends up killing sixteen qp members singlehandedly with one !
blue pipe and that little cigaraette. So paragon swoops down with is new-found ping of eliteness and caps middle with jugg (who will be known as Terrible[RA] from now on). So we start pushing forward only to be raped again. blah. It was back and forth until Terrible[RA] somehow capped middle and kl and I got their near and somehow we pulled a scrum out of our ass. We pulled ahead by like then when all of a sudden makaveli summoned the all-powerful demons of Tupac (RIP Nigga) to the arenas of scrummage and began to cap like no other. Round is pretty boring after this, staying neck and neck. Then in the last ten minutes qp allcaps like six times and go ahead by 30 at the break.

Breaktime

So we get back from r1 and everyone says they have to go, in regular RA fashion. Everyone but Terrible[RA] who realizes that this is his only chance at playing a TFC round in a long, long time. So i finally manage to get all the people back into the server. This is, of course, excluding da Cider who is on spring break and is spending his time getting head from hobos before he jizzes and rakes at their face while gouging out their eyeballs with forks or broken beer bottles. At this point I would also like to say that cides' gf resembles my asshole caked in vomit. Except, of course, she smells much, much worse. That fucking bitch. K round 2!

R2 - RA server

qp was all "sup your server both rds nIgGa" so we went back to RA's house of dollaZ and fat swedish women with two vaginas who happen to think Terrible[RA] is attractive and also happen to think that qu ISNT an indian loser with no life or friends who lives and breathes tfc because he has nothing better to do except MAYBE jerk off to leper porno while a person with a rhino-penis (me) decides to have intercourse with his mother. Where was I....OH yes. Okay so round starts and we're pretty confident that we can win because round one we were stupid and decided to run a fucking spy...what the fuck? seriously...vericlyte was possibly the most worthless thing to RA that round next to MAYBE shocker in every match he has ever played. ever. Seriously shocker is like the fucking death touch to RA matchups. Anyway. This round we did much nicer by subbing suislidEEEEEEEEEEEE in (he was gone round one....had to rub one out to that guy who plays frodo in LoTR). So yeah, round starts and w!
e start dominating off the bat, getting 2, then 3, then trading caps at 4. This round was pretty much all RA with a few lulls in between where qp organized the flying V in their base and hovered behind .qp. Tupack_loVa (anything i say about makaveli is pretty much fucking false.....i dont even know if this kyd played or not). So yeah...we're doing well and shit, paragon surely must have had a boner for that entire round and climaxed right as we allcapped for the last time. OH shit. I got the first scrum this round...it was so rape. Like perfect timing and all that ShiAZ. So round two is in RA's favor with Stryder coming out WIT DA BIG GUNS and raping in cider's memory (RIP cider, he died by falling into his girlfriend's gaping anus as he tried to pleasure her with her sixth rimjob of the hour ;[[). We won r2! Terrible[RA] actually did okay this time. Oh and sejje left with like 2 min left;[[[ gGz kiddo <3 :)))))

Aferwards

SO after the match everyone spammed in priv and made me do this fucking faggot writeup..so here you have it. Oh and i got about six different pm's about wanting to join RA.....calm down people it's a flukey map and it was pretty much a bullshit win. Eat my fucking ass plz. Ty.

-botch-POTW-

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