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SMP over !

this was Sex Money Powers 100th Match
SMP was formed back in sept. of 2000
by Pitstain and Pekr, just a bronze clan nothing special. Then it broke up 1 later. Then it was reformed by old members Pekr, Klovis, and myself (LynX).
we start out in bronze and got up to gold when plat was the top ladder. IN december everyone left SMP but me and inactive pekr, Max_volume, scribes, and Bio... I rebuilt the clan from bronze and silver clans and here we are today playing our 100th match. SMp has went through many hard times and i can honestly say i was there for everyone.
i would like to thank:
the 3 guys that stayed and all the new guys.
glitch, Hybrix, killamofo, weird, jabroni, naka, Traqz(left for ntn), Keww, slpitter, silentdark (!), kman (!), DrD, Medman, thursday, Inferno, and to the people i forgot.... hehehehhe to many to name.
On to the match.

Before match we practi for 40mins and at 9est we call it a GG and take 30mins off to do stuff... i smoked, and took a shit (smelling one).

round 1 SMP server
Max, Scribes, naka, Eric and myself called up the Defense GODs of the 100th match and holy shit they listen we let 20 caps out in 30mins... this left me time to play some o eng and to whack shit with my wrench. Max and scribes were owning it up and screaming I NEED ARMOR.. fuck u i need a bj... Eric didnt understand that he has to stay in his spot and not roam around... and MAX fucking crowbared an x SMP silentdark..
GG to kevin for getting that... Pekr and glitch own up offense with their hacks o gayness and inferno talked on ingame with his high pitch voice... that voice will drive u to rape his white liily ass... i tried =)
we got 6 caps... and ! got some nice returns.

Break TIMe: we flood in irc WTF WE ARE WINNING WTF IS UP.... MAx shoot his load of jizm in a cup again.. so we all filled it up for our special person KILLA FUCKING MOFO...

btw we sub some ppl....

rd2 SMP server
D only let 2 caps out against and our offensed only got 2.... nothing happen this round minus me jacking of in a cup the last 10mins and the rest of smp doing the same..... we filled a 64 oz cup of cum just for ANDREW....

SMP WINS 80 to ! 40

SMP has to say this gay shit about the match:
abroni-> glitches server sux...and i potshotted!
[SMP]SplitteR> game ball goes to me
he never played though LOL
weird> ps: ECD GOT RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SMP]Max_Volume> I don't wear k-mart clothes
[SMP]Max_Volume> and k-mart warrior needs to retire from predicting
[SMP]Max_Volume> I always jerk it right
[SMP]Max_Volume> I won tfc
scribes> i forgot what i was gonna say.. gg
gLiTcH-> me and jeff own the shit up again. GG (!) and yes, jabronis is a faggot. KB him from your chan please.
<gLiTcH-> cutos to thursday and the new guy inferno for owniing offense too
<gLiTcH-> SMP put the hard work into winning this thing and it finally paid off
<gLiTcH-> medman is a pussy and he was complaining about not playing
<gLiTcH-> ahahahahahah OWNED medman
med`zzzzzzzzzzz> medman hates g because medman had to benchwarm
[SMP]Max_Volume> hurry with the writeup fegmar

AND Killamofo drunk the cup of jizm again.. sick fuck he is...

hmm did i forget anything.... i dont think soo... wait..

PEKR I LOVE U, u fucking bitch
oh and to KMAN GGG the lsot to =S= was a fluke...
oh and to this fucker wonid: 2324410 next time dont join a game thinking that u are n sta admin.. and thanks for tking us so that ! got a cap rd1... i bet STA will love u....


[SMP]LynX-FkM-nL signing off till the next win

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