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AC over tM

AristoCrack Perspective
-AC-O during round one had no clue how to find the flag, we thought the flag was in the main entrance, so we kept stopping to look for it, but got hammered by their front D. AC and tM. finally realizes that the flag room is that room with water, and it's better to go around D rather than looking at them; thus everyone started getting touches and caps. Rest of the round was shitty as I continued to die at the front door cause I thought I could kill two soldiers at once, I was proven wrong a good 60 times. tM and AC trade caps, but AC goes ahead to finish the round, something like 7-4
R2:
New people on both sides, and I make my debut on D after a year retirement from it. I realize now that I should never ever play D ever again as tM. used him as their personal blowup doll and raped me hard in Da Butt. Then Fiz decided to stop quoting Fight Club and the entire O decided that their little pow wow in our respawn would be better in the tM. flag room while dancing to the sounds of Capping Music.
madD-nL-kP-psycho always quotes fight club when fiz talks
Da_Mofo-Shut up, your ruining the story of the writeup visionary process.
After realizing that I have no conc aim or rocket aim, I decided to use pipe spam with the Supreme Protector of the Pipe Apathy, ever vigilent, protecting my pipes from on top of them. Apathy and I then realize that pipes should go off when the other team is on them, rather than each other, thus we had a D strat. Thus, a scene out of Platoon and Zoolander commenses as the D begins to strut down the walk way, spinning spinning spinning, forever spinning.
spam spam die spam, forget which team you are, who cares, spam the bastard till it Dies.
some how AC wins cause our O caps a lot while still arguing over Who has the better medic ass. Also, the entire O yells at Vanquish for tking the entire O after throwing the flag to them at the front door, screams of "stop fucking killing us Vanquish!, Damn Indian Giv...Move On..
The D tries to figure out how to spell prolifique, with the closest being Fliping with prolique. People cap and cap some more, didn't really care for the score, but AC wins with a score something like, AC some caps v. tM. lesser caps.
GG to tM. for a fun match, and Congrats to AC for winning the Title Shot.

From the eyes of Da_Mofo, honorary recruit by choice of AC who has written this horrible writeup so I won't being two papers. GoodNight.

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