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DoH over cD

Ahh, match-night. Monday. STA. DoH vs cD for a chance to rub the beautiful STA GOLD TITLE. This is the chronicle of sparkz, offender for the Decoys of Hostility.

RD 1 was very exciting. I didnt play. My main focus this round was the television, and boy would it not let me down tonight. While RD 1 was being played, I enjoyed MTV's Real World/Road Rules battle of the sexes, a show that I have been following from its very beggining (go JAIME!@). Of course, being male, I have been routing for the guy's team the whole time, all the while grinning and laughing at the antics of the silly girls as they try to worm all of their 'enemies' out of camp, and off of the show. Haha, women, what can you do. Anyway, tonight had a very special event, something the host called high velocity. Basically, the players had to slide down this rope, and somehow stop themselves at the very very bottom, without falling off. So, the boys just go gung ho. Going for the gold. All out. And all but one of them end up falling off of the bottom of the rope. I mean, cmon, how are we as a gender supposed to prove anything to the women if all we do is fall of!
f of a damn rope? Anyway, the guy who didnt fall was colin, and the only reason he stayed on was because he wussed out, and didnt go 'all the way' gung-ho, only half way, and he went real careful like down the rest.

Now, all of the chicks left at this point are retarded. So, they basically go down the rope screaming and crying, and one even manages to get her hair caught on something, I mean, WTF is that? But, as usual, the lesbo man-woman Ruthie jacks the boy's style, and gung-hos it, and manages to reach the bottom faster than Colin. GG lesbo man-woman.

So, I turn back to my computer and stare at my amazing desktop for awhile, until everyone returns and says 'OMGZ ITS 5-3!!@@, NO WAIT, 6-4!@!' So, Im just like, 'Ima go to the server.' People pile in, pm ends, and were off fragging. cD gets some, we get some, TFC happens. Match is going good until I see poppasmurf, playing as squirtle (gfg stupid azn cartoons), get shot in the back while in the yard with a flag; and it acutally wasnt one of his clan-mates, but a member of the other team. So, enraged, I vow to defend my one true-love, and become 'THE ORIGINAL CALTROP NINJA!' So, the round continues and I avenge my fallen lover/clanmate/fellow human being/squash partner with a caltrop kill and a crowbar kill. Round ends 'THE ORIGIONAL CALTROP NINJA: 10000000 cD: -1. (doh: 8, cD: 4)

GG cD, it was fun.

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