Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2003-05-05 STA Bronze AC Aristo Crack 116.86 
 +3.50
CAMF Crazy Assed Mo Fo's 96.50 
 -3.50
250-220 
230-50
Torch2
Torch2
Regular

Writeup:

AC over CAMF

WriteUp Produced in a Conjunction Work of Vanquish and Da_Mofo of ?AC-

<`Vanq> *AC Promises to buy Mofo a thesaurus and dictionary before allowing him to do another writeup*


R1: round starts off with CAMF getting an early 1 cap lead, AC quickly catches up and both trade caps for a while, with AC eventually gaining a small lead. The lead stretched out a little bit as ACs O got the job done. CAMF eventually found their footing though, locking ACs O out for a good 10 minutes while CAMF's O closes the gap. Closer.. Closer.. Closer...
<AC-FRUITY|bed> There was a while when CAMF was ahead by 3
<Da_Mofo> Shut up fruit, your giving away the story, I want to be surprised
They eventually tie it up and gain a small lead. Then ACs D finds their footing and their O goes to work again. Very close round, but it ends in ACs favor. 25 - 22.

R1 begins with mass spawnTK by 3 members of the D, with a harmonious Shit across the ingame mics. I was able to play HW for the first time ever in a match, a further realized; i have no ability to aim with any gun. After lots of funking up, our D realizes that we don't understand we're supposed to KEEP the CAMF O from scoring. We go OOOOOoooOOhhhhh, and move a few soldiers around, which slowed CAMF O down from 10 second relay after relay caps, to a good minute between each of their caps. Along the way, our engy, madD is sitting there banging his sg with his wrench, while feeling it's more artistic if spin the sg round and round, High Class Engineer
<madD|zzZ> high as A MOTHER FUCKER !, I wish.. (stupid high class terminology). He also wanted his wrenching mentioned but we don't love him, so we won't mention it.

R2: Match starts off with both clans getting an early cap. AC's O goes to work again, keeping CAMF's D on their heels. Meanwhile ACs D changes lock down most of the map. ACs O kept the relays going and the round eventuall ends 23 - 5 in their favor.
After spamming da halls, we end the round all calling exub a wanker for his cuban accent on the mic distracting us, he sounds too much like a latina women. Fruitboy, being all frisk from tonight being his wedding annversary, but starts hitting upon the minor, exub as being the best ass outside Vanq within striking distance. The D finally stops the CAMF O dead, which completly surprised the -AC- D, who had already lubed Squall up for the CAMF O to gang bang after month inactivity. I further realize, hell i can't aim for shit, maybe i'll just steal some kills from FruitBoy, who was all hot and heavy, and from madD who was hot for Fruity's long hard rocketlauncher. The CAMF O continues to run circles around me, which i responded with my patented HH grenade run at them combo. After a bunch of caps by the -AC-, CAMF gets a cap with the response by [CAMF]Bret, shit we capped, quote of the match. Somehow, -AC- continues to cap and some how have a D that also stops caps while !
dancing for Fruitboy's pleasure. Score ends up in favor of AC in both rounds, and I'm pleased to say, I think i got a conc kill with AC, a very proud moment for myself as I still can't aim straight, but somehow killed someone while conced.
GG to CAMF, and FRUITYBOY shall now and forever be referred to FruitBoy so I don't have to go back and change his name in the write-up
`Vanq: Play of the round goes to CAMF Bret for the elite conc-into-a-conc-back-to-his-batts





Comments

Old
Vanquish
142.177.219.19
lol nice combination mofo, you sexy bitch. VGG CAMF. Classy bunch and a fun D. :) And I promise to spell check his next writeup. ;)
 
Old
Da_Mofo
132.198.249.57
well crap, had names in there interupting the saga of the match writeup but i guess they don't like thingys. That writeup was to be soo much better if i realized that before i posted it.
 
Old
Da_Mofo
132.198.249.57
Oh shit, read it all now and alot is missing, gg though
 
Old
-AC-FRUITYBOY
68.40.244.12
LOL. Man... two write ups.. and you've done them both in a drunken stooper!
 
Old January 25, 2006, 4:55 am
I LOVE CAMF
 


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