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SMP over ASL

Before the match----
Sunday i make homemade tacos and eat 3 of them with some MGD. The i go out and go shooting and drink some more beer. Highlight of my day, farts and i hit a clay bird with a .357 level action marlin.
Monday i eat the left over tacos for lunch. 830est we practice the map and ihave to shit but dont have time.

ROUND 1 ASL server
Prematch: i am telling the team how i have to crap so bad. They r laughing and Max_volume says "omg jake stop taking about shit, or i will have to go" prematch ends 5 ppl get telafragged
GG Listening skills.
Match time = ASL gets 1st cap and the i bitch at the d and say we r going to lose. then we cap then we cap then they cap then we cap some more. Naka and Max got some Wrenches while TOm just fucking owned... and bob didnt talk to us at all because he is anti human contact. 2bus wins rd 1

2BuS 41 ASL? 16

good round

Break time: i go take my shit... took about 2 minutes to get it out and about 9 mins to wipe.. i used a roll of tp.

round 2 asl server again
prematch is max and jab tking me and me smoking....and saying how i have shit on my fingers because i didnt ahve time to wash my hands.... yuck!
we start and we cap a shit load... 15mins ASL gets a cap... Max had like 6 crowbar kills and tom had like 4... naka had 5 wrench kills and me and bob had none because i was on the phone tlaking to my buddy. then we cap some more and det disp on some ppl.... and rejoice when we won rd2...

OMG 2bus WON.... and the cats predictor said we were going to lose....

MVP goes to me and my o eng and my shitty left hand...

rd 2 2bus 97 ASL? 8

FINAL 2bus 138 ASL? 24

GG and see u next time... gl in your future

GG to 2bus roster and the ppl that played.... LOVE U ALL

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