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K}{R over KEA

OMG ok I get to do a writeup for the first time in ages! K so, we had a match vs. KEA tonight. We had like five people at practice but its openfire so everyone knows how to play the map. I am a sexy scoot on said map because I play it far too often, so I was feeling something between We won't get raped and with luck we will lose by single digits. I had no idea we would actually field a full roster tonight. A big high-five to everyone who showed up! *does the high five thing.

OK so round one we piled into the server like a horde of angry vikings looking to ravage another coastal town. Or something. Maybe we were harsh knights, I don't know. Anyway, we had to call out the medics to revive shocked players when we found out we would have nine people. Prematch ended as trance was revived and we started off with a bang. I like, got the button and next run got flag out of lasers. We then slowly worked out a cap. Offense slowed way down from there though, while defense was busy making epic stands against the bombardment of KEA's offense. They were kind of cheerful and stuff and only let out one flag the entire round. Very good game to that. Meanwhile offense worked out three more (courtesy of our spammage and some concs) and we were up 4-1.

Round 1.5 consisted of what could be the most uneventful mid round talk ever. We were like hrm ok our server rd2 go in. Same everything. This was sorely lacking, and certainly the lowpoint of the match.

Round 2 we got in and got settled. In prematch we didn't even have spam thanks to terreo's absence. There was an eerie silence as prematch ended. After dying and magically respawning thanks to that wonderful technology they have these days, I made an epic charge down the bridge, valiantly swinging my crowbar at all comers. Upon entering their base, I noticed their defensive players to be out of position, and proceeded to hit the button. Then I got utterly dismantled, but the run was considered an epic success, to be put in bards songs for all the ages. Or something. Then we basically did jack crap, I think we got four caps this round I don't know I wasn't playing that well, but defense was great castle to KEA's charging goths. Final score this round was 4-2, and we were all uber happy.

Round 2.5 consisted of the victorious knights riding home amidst cheers from the townspeople, with the fair maiden Chanserv there to greet us in our keep of #khrpriv. Then we sorta passed out and nothing really happened. Good fun really, but viper told me I got to make the writeup, so here it is. :) Very GG KEA, hope we play you again sometime soon.

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