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[RoC] over TNT

Well since I won't be able to play for quite some time. I got stuck with the
honors of playing the clan beeyotch tonight. This task included giving
tudda a back massage, bringing Hell 3 hookers with hairy pits, singing
Griffin a goodnight song, showing Serial how to play medic (j/k <3 Serial),
cooking Ktank a 48 ounce porterhouse steak so he would feel manly enough to
yell at me all match, and of course. playing both rounds of TFC. The
captains ignored my pleads for the chance to play O HW (which would have
inevitably lead to me breaking the record for the most kills ever in a 30
minute match), and we were soon underway.

Round 1

Round 1 started out on TNT's server of manly (& womanly <3 asie) goodness.
Pings were just about even except for Pho-nam screaming because his ping was
finally a shade under 3000 (he actually had the lowest ping of them all,
however I've never seen someone so happy to have a 45 ping). RoC got the
first touch and got some decent movement out of it. TNT took the lead way
early. but it didn't last for long. You see Griffin snuck out of HLTV,
grabbed a few of his dad's porn mags, swam down the water tunnel and handed
them to the HW there. This proved to be quite the distraction (apparently
someone has quite the fetish for Eskimo transvestites). and RoC started
pulling out flags pretty regularly. On the other side. Pho-nam & tudda were
munching on some potato chips or something and decided that it would be
sweet to see how many times Kmack could die on defense. However this round
showed that porn distraction > potato chip distraction. and RoC pulls this
one out by the score of 166-54.

Round 2

Round 2 moved to our server and we changed things up a little bit. We tied
a rope around tudda's neck and strung him to a pole out back in the water.
He cried a little bit, but a few sharp blows to the cranium changed his
mind. Things got started and this round saw some weird things going on.
TNT was throwing everything they had at us. O snipers, O engies, bowling
balls, the kitchen sink, bags of catnip(?), they even tried to pull a move
from Griffin and hand Dorsai a Hooters calendar (that didn't work however,
he has the mind of a Marine Drill Sargeant). GW thought I didn't die enough
times in the first round, so he took it upon him to throw every single EMP
he had in my general direction. That's OK though. I shall grow up to be big
and strong and play engy like you one day. THEN WE'LL SEE. Oh yeah. we
played some TFC as well. RoC pulls this one out (huh huh I said pull out)
by the score of 151-3.

Final score 317-57

As always, great game TNT. was fun & clean as usual.

Signing off for a bit. [RoC]kmack

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