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uC over M

Ok ladies... turns out it was match night again. Well shit. Umm this time uc decides to play mulch_trench. In this version of an action packed night, gooster decides to BE NICE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING. Lets look at It like a rain delay. So here we were waiting for about 15 minutes for the other team to be able to field 9.
Since I had to wait to fucking play the match... you have to fucking wait for the rest of the write up. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Ok I'm tired of doing that. Round one started off with me and our new found (re-found) friend xerr and I TELEFRAGGING. That's right, we couldn't spawn for like 10 seconds after that. So our scout rush didn't quite work. In fact I still tried to scout rush for 2 runs after. I'm smart. Anyway a lot went on and things kept happening. Halfway through the round I'm like SHIT I FORGOT TO RECORD. So I pull the handy console down and type record m1. Well luckily for me steam decides to crash and make me quit the server. I'll start it back up again to rejoin the fun. Then a little later our offense is like wtf going for the flag is boring... I'll PILL OUR OWN FUCKING BASE FOR FUN.
[23:18] <M|Lonestar> you know end of r1
[23:19] <WhiteTrash> tho it trys to crash my comp when i run it
[23:19] <M|Lonestar> lol why did you guys gas your own base??
[23:19] <SNOOP_A_LOOP> i potshotted accidently
[23:19] <M|Lonestar> i was like god damn who is tossing the damn nades
[23:19] <SNOOP_A_LOOP> cause our o is fucking stupid
[23:19] <M|Lonestar> and i was like we dont have any spies

that's right... our own fucking base. GJ SPIES KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

Round 2: this will be shorter because I don't want to write anymore. By the way, my name was snoop a loop. I like that name because of the movie old school. This round was more defensive oriented and some snipers and pyros could be seen walking across the map. Fun times for all. Anyway it was played and stuff so I'm writing about it.

The mvp for the match was none other than coltrane. Now most of the uc guys are like hmmm what the fuck coltrane didn't even play but that's ok because without him there would have been no match. You see he has fucked most everyones mom's in the clan is really their dad. I know this because well I'm the other half's dad. Together, we fuck a lot of people. And he smokes weed which makes him cool right? He's cooler than that bastard mutatis.

Honorable mention goes to xerr because he's just so damn sexy.



Oh yeah I want to add that GOOSTER CANNOT GET BY A DAMNED HW. ?kill the hw kill the hw kill the hw? is all I heard from him. DO IT YOURSELF PUSSY.

GG guys, it was fun and pretty intense. GL next week.

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