Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-10-09 | TFL 3a | M | Malevolence | 75.00 +4.76 |
aM | Acid Monkeys | 70.52 -4.76 |
0-40 80-40 10-0 | mortality_l mortality_l mortality_l |
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Writeup:
M over aM
OH SHIT SON!
OH SHIT SON!
OH SHIT SON!
OH SHIT SON!
OH SHIT SON!
OH SHIT SON!
OH SHIT SON!
Oh shit son. We played the chaps over at aM tonight on mortality_l, and what an extreme match it turned out to be!
We entered their server for rnd 1. Having lost our matches in the past...century...we didn't really have high hopes of turning it around tonight. If that wasn't bad enough, we played rnd 1 with 7 people, using our patented 4D 3O strategy that, over the months, we have perfected with practice and repetition. The aM offense capped every so and then, while our O was unable to pull a flag out. Defensive MVP goes to M.zerowned, for his ability to be a fatass interping son of a bitch. Honorable mention to M.Soultaker, for being old. Offensive MVP goes to M.vatt, for killing stuff...and such and such. GOOD WORK, PEOPLE! Round ends with M in a 0-4 hole.
A MIRACLE HAPPENED FOR ROUND 2 IN THE FORM OF M.MAISCIOUS-XR!!! About 10 minutes into the match, he comes flying into the server, undoubtedly after rushing home from either:
a) Mother's funeral
b) Vasectomy
Those are the only 2 reasons good enough to miss an online game match, so I'm assuming it's one of those. RIGHT MAIS?! Anyways, the caps come flying now with 4 O, and our D did a great job of holding the flag and getting a few key returns. D MVP goes to M.SoulTaker for whacking it for 30 minutes. I mean the sg, sickos. O MVP goes to M.Maiscious-XR for saving our asses...does the operation hurt much, btw?
ROUND ENDS 8-4 M, OVERTIME WE GO!
Overtime started on their server. At this point we were so PUMPED FOR THE WIN, NOTHING COULD STOP US! We barelled into the aM defense headfirst, and ripped the cap from their cold lifeless fingers, our eyes bulging, sweat flying, and feet pumping to an invisible rhythm only heard by the desperate, and certain types of birds. ROUND ENDS WITH M ON TOP, 1-0!!!!!
MALEVOLENCE WINS, TOTAL SCORE: 9-8!!!
12 GAME LOSING STREAK FUCKING SNAPPED, WHAT'S UP NOW?!?! WHAT'S UP?!? IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO JOIN THIS HOT HOT HOT CLAN, GET IN QUICK AT #malevolence BEFORE ALL THE -XD SOLDIERS GET HERE!!! HOT HOT HOT!!!
-karn
