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TDA over TCK

LAAAAAAAADDIIEEEEEEEEES AND GENTLEMEENNNNNN
I PRESENT TO YOU WIN NUMBER 200 FOR CLAN TAP DAT ASS

During this writeup there will be some brief interviews followed by an actual writeup of the match that took place. First on the agenda is an interview with TDA's main man, Virus.

<[TDA]Zigroid> Hello I am zigroid of clan TDA and we are here live on the scene momments after TDA acheived its 200th victory
<[TDA]Zigroid> This is Virus leader of TDA
<[TDA]Zigroid> Virus how do you feel about this monumental win?
<[TDA]Virus> I had fun.
<[TDA]Zigroid> Was there any doubt that you would make 200 wins before 200 losses?
<[TDA]Virus> No Doubt at all.
<[TDA]Zigroid> What do you plan to do to celebrate this joyous occasion?
<[TDA]Virus> I plan on making a TV dinner.
<[TDA]Zigroid> Hungryman?
<[TDA]Virus> I forget but there good.
<[TDA]Zigroid> There have been rumors of a TDA wet T-Shirt competition following the large 200th win party
<[TDA]Zigroid> is this true?
<[TDA]Zigroid> if so, which one of your sexy members would you choose to win?
<[TDA]Virus> Oh That will have to be Phish, He's so hot that I want to, oh well lets not go there. But I tell you he's hot I mean real hot.
<[TDA]Zigroid> This reporter agrees
<[TDA]Zigroid> What is next for clan TDA?
<[TDA]Virus> Mx on Monday, or did they disbanned ?
<[TDA]Zigroid> My reliable sources say they are alive and well.
<[TDA]Zigroid> Do you have any advice for PF, the next closest clan to 200 wins?
<[TDA]Virus> Thats Great, we will eat them up like lil peanuts.
<[TDA]Zigroid> Well thats how it is, people.
<[TDA]Zigroid> Dedicated leader that loves his clan members in more ways than one

I was fortunate enough to catch Phish, the defensive captain of clan TDA, before he got piss drunk and began streaking around town.

<[TDA]Zigroid> Hello Phish, I understand you played defense in tonights 200th win match?
<[TDA]Zigroid> How did that go for you?
<phieesh> pretty swell, do I know you?
<[TDA]Zigroid> Yes, yes you do.
<[TDA]Zigroid> The fearless leader, virus, said he had no doubts that TDA would hit 200 wins before 200 losses, do you share his feelings about the situation?
<phieesh> Well i didn't give it much thought, chuck.
<[TDA]Zigroid> As of this writing, how many cheating accusations have been filed against you during your tenure in Clan TDA?
<phieesh> fuck if i know
<[TDA]Zigroid> What about the speculations of you cheating on virus?
<phieesh> While he is a male fashion model, I don't think of the man that way.
<[TDA]Zigroid> There you have it folks, words from a man who played a key role in TDA's 200 wins and possibly more wins to come.

Phish was very confident in TDA even after a slow start and owes much of its success to him and virus being amazing leaders. I'll try to catch up with some other members of Clan TDA.

<[TDA]Zigroid> Here we have Rep of clan TDA
<[TDA]Zigroid> Hello Rep
<[TDA]Rep`> sup
<[TDA]Zigroid> Insiders say that you disconnected several times during the 200th win match tonight
<[TDA]Rep`> yes this is true, however i was right back on top of connecting back in
<[TDA]Zigroid> Would that lead you to believe someone was trying to sabotage your play?
<[TDA]Zigroid> Excellent work on the job.
<[TDA]Rep`> hmmm, to be honest i do not know, i have a very fast machine and this is the first time this has happened :o
<[TDA]Zigroid> Well I can see you're busy with that stripper, so I'll leave you alone. Thank you for your time Rep.
<[TDA]Rep`> Np, Zig i enjoyed this, im glad we got to play both rounds and rock tck's strat


Oooh, here is the man I have really been wanting to talk to.

<[TDA]Zigroid> Excuse me, leeg, sources say that you are TDA's good luck charm, with them having a perfect record in matches you play.
<[TDA]Zigroid> Is this true?
<Leeg> sure
<[TDA]Zigroid> great answer
<Leeg> thanks

What is even more special about tonights win is it falls on a day just before TDA's beloved member, vorn, celebrates his birthday.

<[TDA]Zigroid> Vorn, would you say TDA winning 200 wins is the greatest birthday present one could ever have?
<[TDA]Vorn`DD> no

<[TDA]Zigroid> Badluck, do you have anything to say about TDA's 200th win and your current inactivity?
<i-have-worse-than-bad-luck> i dont like vega and allie has some good boobies
<[TDA]Zigroid> Alright!
<i-have-worse-than-bad-luck> PLUS
<i-have-worse-than-bad-luck> nam is a faggot
<i-have-worse-than-bad-luck> one more thing
<i-have-worse-than-bad-luck> if you arent in sck/tda/mh/dd i dont like you
<[TDA]Zigroid> Thank you for your time
<i-have-worse-than-bad-luck> fuck you

I attempted to get RoyalAssassin's comments on the match but unfortunately his bodyguards said he would be unavailable for commenting. On to the writeup!

Round 1 - TDA's Primetwo server.
Hostilities flare in ventrilo as our main engineer, evildead, drops from the server. Much discussion is going on until ultimately phish joins the offensive channel and demands the usage of an offensive player for engineer. Virus decided it would be he that stays back on defense as a TKing engineer. Virus bade farewell to his troops and parted the channel. It was up to Friedbunny, Jiggles, Rep, and I (Zigroid) to capture the tattered cloth that is the enemy's flag. We used our teleporting spy map hack that we perfected last week and it worked the first half of the map which saw TDA getting a 2-0 lead. The defense, consisting of Virus, Phish, RoyalAssassin, Leeg, and Phaser, held the TCK offense to a minimal amount of touches with their delicately placed spam. TCK had been using an adaptation of the patented spy through respawn map exploit and it wore down on the TDA defense. Eventually they let out a cap to make it 2-1. TDA's offense got shut down the remaining time. As the round ended 2-1 the TDA offense was left wondering what changed in the now tougher TCK defense that went from giving up 2 caps right away to stopping them dead.

break - fighting off reporters and paparazzis the leaders decided to make changes to the battleplan. Phaser would now make an appearance on offense as FriedBunny requested to be relieved of his round 2 duties. Vorn was called in for defense in place of phish who now covered phaser's spot.

Round 2 - TCK's Server
Things started off quick for TDA once again as they pulled out a cap in about 3 minutes of game time. After that the TCK defense tightened up. For the next 10 minutes it was all TCK with them getting countless times as many touches as TDA could pull. At the mid way point in the match TCK tied it up 1-1. After that it was dominance by TDA. The defense locked down returning flags from many crazy locations such as end of plank and top ramp room. The offense turned it up a few notches and capped 2 much needed flags to put this one in the bag as win number 200.

Thank you for the great match TCK, There arent many clans we'd want to beat more for TDA's 200th win than you guys ;) TAKE THAT YOU GOD DAMN TRAITORS (Wheaties and cp)

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