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SMP over 2bH

Yawn
NOw, i know some 2bh guys, i mean fuck i lead Decap and Trent in smp. but lets get on thing straight right of the bat, if u leave my clan u can never BEAT me, u just CANT BEAT ME. anyway had deer burger and i didnt shit for 2 days and when i finall did OMFG it was huge... gave me bloody anus.... it was fucking 18 inches long.... WOW ig ave birth to a little lynx.
anway this was 2bus last match before SMP comes back... i love SMP to much and for all u guys that dont like SMP. we r back and ready to make a name for yourself in anyway we can. woot!!!!!!

SEX MONEY POWER WHAT MORE COULD U WANT?

History: i own WEside, i own silk, i own all the elb faggots i own trent and i own decap fucking newbie ass cause i am LynX like that....
anyway WE didnt practice cause that is for faggots and i already had a strat cause i am a good leader like that.

Round 1 2bh server
u wanna talk about shit go to 2bh server omfg that thing sucks my nuts fucking 20 lose and 99 choke the whole fucking match... i couldnt cap shit with my leet scout skills that i own solo with. Anyway mawlers faggot ass tried to own with his shitty ping as did all of us but it wasnt happening... atlas couldnt give play hw with his spike 300 ping.. anyway i was going to cap 2 and fucking flux got and my way and got me wrenched.. but my teammates took venege and crowbar and wrenched the fucking outta 2bh both rounds cause we dont need shit to kill with u.. we just whack away and kill u slowly like cancer.
oh shit rounds ends and 2bus is down
2bus: 109 2bh:114

anyway we lost round 1 cause glitch is a fucking monkey with bald nutz and kaneda doesnt know how to play scout... i suck at everything. atlast didnt understand what lag is and max is just max. flux was off in wonderland fucking alice and mawler was ping enough for 3 of us and naka just whacks his gun and doenst do anything and omg 2bh is going to beat us.

Break time
i hav a smoke and thing of all t he shit i have done in TFC career. man i have done alot of crazy shit since the beginning of this game.
anyway MAx and scribes and myself amde glitch and mawler our Bukkake buddy and now we have a roster of like 20 ppl more then the normal 10 i usally get stuck with.. so more cum for mawler to DRINK... HERE I CuM!!!!!

( O face here )

rd2 2bus server
i talked shit and me and kevin changed and i was ready to rape... me and fucking atlas were everywhere owning it up like a WASP at a jew party. sillk got fucking wrenched. ahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanyway i was going to cap 2 and fucking flux got and my way and got me wrenched.. but my teammates took venege and crowbar and wrenched the fucking outta 2bh both rounds cause we dont need shit to kill with u.. we just whack away and kill u slowly like cancer.
oh shit rounds ends and 2bus is down
2bus: 109 2bh:114

anyway we lost round 1 cause glitch is a fucking monkey with bald nutz and kaneda doesnt know how to play scout... i suck at everything. atlast didnt understand what lag is and max is just max. flux was off in wonderland fucking alice and mawler was ping enough for 3 of us and naka just whacks his gun and doenst do anything and omg 2bh is going to beat us.

Break time
i hav a smoke and thing of all t he shit i have done in TFC career. man i have done alot of crazy shit since the beginning of this game.
anyway MAx and scribes and myself amde glitch and mawler our Bukkake buddy and now we have a roster of like 20 ppl more then the normal 10 i usally get stuck with.. so more cum for mawler to DRINK... HERE I CuM!!!!!

( O face here )

rd2 2bus server
i talked shit and me and kevin changed and i was ready to rape... me and fucking atlas were everywhere owning it up like a WASP at a jew party. sillk got fucking wrenched. ahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ok that is outta my system
2bh pulled ahead by like 6 points before i got on the comms and motivated my team...
it is so fucking easy to motivate them i just say
"HEY!!! FUCKERS IF WE DONT WIN I CANT DO A WRITEUP" anyway it always works
kevins fucking rape cap 5.. we tried for the all cap but it never happen but we came back and were up by 20 with 3mins to go... and we r like oh shit we beat the ELB and iam squad...
also we all shouted OMG WIRTEUP TIME FOR JAKE woooooot.. i would like to note that when we took the let flux started to moan on voice comms.. and kept saying oh oh mom mom.. i dont know wha the fuck it was about then i heard a deafly scream like the one in Pyscho when the chick is in the shower... so i dont know what flux was doing.. .mawler said something like OMG IF WE WIN I HAVE PENIs.... i would hate to loss then mawler....
oh shit guys 2bus win
2bu 117 2bh 97

FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2bus" 211 and 2bh 211

i think its time for 2bh to get something new to bound them together cause elmers glue isnt work.

THE CLANS SAYS

FluXer> yeah so even though decap is a dipshit and likes to act like he doesnt care. We own, i own, max sucks, gfg we but our dicks in your mouths

Kaneda-> Kaneda finally overcame his fear of CP maps to bust out and kick some serious 2bh ass :D

[ahah
ok that is outta my system
2bh pulled ahead by like 6 points before i got on the comms and motivated my team...
it is so fucking easy to motivate them i just say
"HEY!!! FUCKERS IF WE DONT WIN I CANT DO A WRITEUP" anyway it always works
kevins fucking rape cap 5.. we tried for the all cap but it never happen but we came back and were up by 20 with 3mins to go... and we r like oh shit we beat the ELB and iam squad...
also we all shouted OMG WIRTEUP TIME FOR JAKE woooooot.. i would like to note that when we took the let flux started to moan on voice comms.. and kept saying oh oh mom mom.. i dont know wha the fuck it was about then i heard a deafly scream like the one in Pyscho when the chick is in the shower... so i dont know what flux was doing.. .mawler said something like OMG IF WE WIN I HAVE PENIs.... i would hate to loss then mawler....
oh shit guys 2bus win
2bu 117 2bh 97

FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2bus" 211 and 2bh 211

i think its time for 2bh to get something new to bound them together cause elmers glue isnt work.

THE CLANS SAYS

FluXer> yeah so even though decap is a dipshit and likes to act like he doesnt care. We own, i own, max sucks, gfg we but our dicks in your mouths

Kaneda-> Kaneda finally overcame his fear of CP maps to bust out and kick some serious 2bh ass :D

[SMProud]Atlas`mS-Nv> I conquered Africa!

Jake ( i am just giving this writeup some flavor so dont take offense to it)
^ disclamimer muhahahaha

MAX WIRTEUP!!!!

2BuS's final match... and I took probably the second biggest shit of my life today as well.So as usual, we start prac with like 5 guys in server while jake drops an 'anaconda' I show up after I get some shit done and we run over the strat with out newbies.
then we decide to give glitch a cumbath for killing smp the last time which caused 2bus to form in the first place.but in the past, SMP had good luck with cz2 and canalzon.so I figured this time would be good as well
[22:SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> but I didn't factor that we'd have a bunch of newbies instead of our old players
[22SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> so r1 starts and it is even throught the round
[22:SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> the scouts cant get much done but oh well
[22:SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> it ends with neither team getting an all cap and Bound by Homosexuality is up by 5 pts
[22:03] SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> we are like oh shit we might lose during the break
[22:03] [SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> I shot another load on glitch's face and said 'we are gonna win because I am gonna run flags'
[22:04] [SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> r2 starts... big cluster fuck as usual.. but no telefrags OMSMProud]Atlas`mS-Nv> I conquered Africa!

Jake ( i am just giving this writeup some flavor so dont take offense to it)
^ disclamimer muhahahaha

MAX WIRTEUP!!!!

2BuS's final match... and I took probably the second biggest shit of my life today as well.So as usual, we start prac with like 5 guys in server while jake drops an 'anaconda' I show up after I get some shit done and we run over the strat with out newbies.
then we decide to give glitch a cumbath for killing smp the last time which caused 2bus to form in the first place.but in the past, SMP had good luck with cz2 and canalzon.so I figured this time would be good as well
[22:SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> but I didn't factor that we'd have a bunch of newbies instead of our old players
[22SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> so r1 starts and it is even throught the round
[22:SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> the scouts cant get much done but oh well
[22:SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> it ends with neither team getting an all cap and Bound by Homosexuality is up by 5 pts
[22:03] SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> we are like oh shit we might lose during the break
[22:03] [SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> I shot another load on glitch's face and said 'we are gonna win because I am gonna run flags'
[22:04] [SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> r2 starts... big cluster fuck as usual.. but no telefrags OMFGZZZ!!1!!!1
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> and things are even once again[22:04] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf Bound by Homosexuality starts to pull a lead similar to the one they had in r1
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> and I am like... oh snap son I need to start raping them
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> so I am like omg guys cap 3 4 and I will get 5... and you newbies need to defend the points
[22Max_Volume-Kf-> but unlike SMP's glory times, 2bus does a pretty bad job with timing
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> flux dif fine
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> scribes did ok
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> our hws did decent (jake took my place)
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> but every time I capped cp 5
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> the fucking newbie runners didn't have 3 or 4 or something yet
[22SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> and they were letting them get pts back
[22SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> but without realizing it.. we were slowly gaining the points back throughout this stalemate of a roundSMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> and I kept capping 5...SMP is coming back hopefully to piss each and every one of you off
[22:08] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> but either way
[22:08] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> fuck everyone else because we all have a good time
[22:09] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> and I am Kaneda's hero : <Kaneda-> great fuckin job toFGZZZ!!1!!!1
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> and things are even once again[22:04] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf Bound by Homosexuality starts to pull a lead similar to the one they had in r1
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> and I am like... oh snap son I need to start raping them
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> so I am like omg guys cap 3 4 and I will get 5... and you newbies need to defend the points
[22Max_Volume-Kf-> but unlike SMP's glory times, 2bus does a pretty bad job with timing
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> flux dif fine
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> scribes did ok
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> our hws did decent (jake took my place)
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> but every time I capped cp 5
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> the fucking newbie runners didn't have 3 or 4 or something yet
[22SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> and they were letting them get pts back
[22SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> but without realizing it.. we were slowly gaining the points back throughout this stalemate of a roundSMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> and I kept capping 5...SMP is coming back hopefully to piss each and every one of you off
[22:08] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> but either way
[22:08] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> fuck everyone else because we all have a good time
[22:09] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> and I am Kaneda's hero : <Kaneda-> great fuckin job tonite <3 <Kaneda-> max you are my hero
[22]Max_Volume-Kf-> Oh, and I am sure everyone knew this by now
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> but 2bus meant 2 Bad u Suck
[]Max_Volume-Kf-> not shortbus or any other retarded shit you can fomulate in your minds
[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> so while glitch is cleaning all 5 gallons of cum off of himself ..
[22_Volume-Kf-> Sex Money Power is back
[]Max_Volume-Kf-> what more could you want
[22]Max_Volume-Kf-> gg 2bh and gl in whatever homosexual things you do
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> the end.
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> Oh wait
[22:]Max_Volume-Kf-> To me best nigga of them all
Make sure you continue to not yell
[22:13] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> and gj shooting half of the total amount of cum glitch drank
[22:13] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> didn't know ya had it in ya
[22:13] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> the end ( for real )
[22:14] <[SMP]Max_Volume-Kf-> -kev1n



DISCLAIMER*** dont take what we say about other clans seriously but glitch really does love cum

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