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-TITLE SHOT MATCH FOR STA SILVER: THE CONTENDERS: uC VERSUS THE BOWFLEX BENDER BUTT BANDITS. (its all in fun)

Here?s the story of great offense and terrible defense and the occasional (I mean all the fucking time) drug use from uC.coltrane. that?s right ladies and gentlemen, it?s another beast write up. This comes at the request of mutatis who is undoubtedly the gayest person named mutatis we know. And so it begins.

Rd1: well we?ve always been terrible when it comes to titleshots but what the hell we played anyway. There was some nice o movements and the defense was ok so uc ended up winning by 4. 13-9 I believe.

Intermission was like nothing else. I talked about the bcs poll standings with my friend golb and then he?s like wtf you?re a loser for playing a match so I said fuck him and went to play a match.

Rd2: I really quit paying attention so I won?t really write about. We can?t mute BB because steam is fucking gay and mutes one of the o players too. So the whole round I hear him complaining about goosters fat ass and how gooster needs to lose some weight. Well I?ve got to say that bb?s not exactly the skinniest fuck I know. I do know that we were down like 8-3 or something and then our o ended up capping a lot to tie it at 10-10 and the defense fucking sucked and let us down. :( again we go back to goosters fat ass because well he just couldn?t move it fast enough to do much of anything. Helix, warhound, and mutatis stepped it up to cap a lot because well I was masturbating to the thought of flewks toned backside. Terreo caught me doing that and now he won?t speak to me L such is life.

I would like to add that coltrane has smoked so much pot that he doesn?t understand what simple words mean:

<beast> colt how are you?
<coltrane> what do u meen?
<beast>fuck it.

Hi gg bowflex you?re a good team. We shall meet again J

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