Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-11-20 | TFL 3a | M | Malevolence | 66.42 +4.30 |
X | Xdegree | 61.63 -4.30 |
30-20 110-70 | Torch2 Torch2 |
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Writeup:
M over X
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO WOW! MALEVOLENCE TAKES A WIN! After 6 consequetive losses to 6 consequetive grateful teams, we finally SNATCH THE WIN AWAY FROM THE GODS OF FATE WHO HAVE DECIDED WE CANNOT WIN! Take THAT, immortals!
We played rnd 1 at our server, and we were expecting a rough ride. We were short throughout the match, and much of the match was played with only 6 players, after one of our members dropped. However, our D held strong, using all the cheats that I had sent them, and managed to hold them to 2 caps. Meanwhile, on the offensive end, I decided to dominate in my usual dominative self, and through the use of extremely dominating dominations I proceeded to dominate the game! DOMINATION, I TELL YOU! I only managed one cap until...M.LONESTAR SWOOPS INTO THE GAME LIKE A RARE SIGHT, MUCH LIKE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL, LIKE THE BALD EAGLE, A SORRY SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! The last of his kind, he flies in to save the day, and we cap 2 more! I actually feel ok giving him the OFFENSIVE MVP for once! Defensive MVP goes to M.zero for killing a whole bunch of people as fatty, what a fat fat bastard. Round ends with M on top, 3-2!
Round 2 begins on their server, and we are still short. This time however, we have LONESTAR, THE ONE OF A KIND ENDANGERED BALD EAGLE WHO SWOOPS IN FROM THE HEAVENS TO SAVE THE DAY! The X offense managed to match our every cap, and the game was tied for a long time. Our D was beginning to sway, and our O was beginning to tire at repeated runs at a strong X defense...all hope seemed to be lost.
*LIGHTNING CRACK*
BUT WHAT'S THIS?!?!? IT APPEARS M.CDTRIX HAS ENTERED THE SERVER!!!
SWOOPING IN FROM THE HEAVENS AND PROVING ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT THE BALD EAGLE IS NOT AS ONE-OF-A-KINDED AS WE HAD ORIGINALLY SUSPECTED, TRIX COMES FLYING IN WITH THE HEART OF A THOUSAND WARRIORS AND THE BRAIN OF HALF A MOSQUITOE!!!
Seeing this glorious sight, the M team felt a boost of confidence, and everybody stepped up their game! We proceeded to cap a quick string of caps, taking the lead and holding it until the end of the round. Defensive MVP goes to M.SoulTaker-[e10]-, who is clearly too good for e9. Offensive MVP goes to CdTriX for his swooping and such. Round ends with M on top 11-7!
Final score: 14-9, M wins!
GG X, we look forward to our next meeting!
BAHAHAHAHAHA MALEVOLENCE WINS!
WHAT NOW, HUH?
WHAT NOW?
BEE-HOTCH?
