Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2003-11-24 | STA Gold | SMP | Sex Money and Power | 149.76 +8.10 |
ES | Exemplar Sect | 133.92 -8.10 |
80-60 110-50 | Crossover2 Crossover2 |
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Writeup:
SMP over ES
Ladies and Gentlemen SMP play ES
now everyone was saying how ES is sooo good and how es went 9-1 in silver and they rape blah
blah blah blah
so SMP is like ok we are going to lose because we fucking r STA carpet
SMP scrimmaged uC for 1 round and we won 140-30 so we thought maybe we might win by a cap or something.
anyway here is match time
ES server
-=ES=-Rev or whatever is fucking name was wouldnt shut the fuck up. he was blah blah blah about how he fucked glitch's mom.... who cares rev i fucked her 1st that is y she was still screaming my name OH GOD OH GOD... besides u got sloppy seconds so enjoy her jake cum filled cunt. i told atlas and rip i want +70 kills and i want atleast 8 caps.. that was the goal for SMP... ES caps 1st and we are all getting depressed because their offense is just sooooo good.. but wait SMP HWS fucking rock RIPzone and Atlas had over 200 kill if they didnt tk everyone... i said save the mirvs for them.. but i see 3 in our resupply because atlas is mean like that.... faggot!!!
Ja came to play which is a fucking rareity because he neverplays cause Life > tfc..
anyway we were getting raped and we came back because i gave my super pep talks and said OMG IF WE LOSE NO WWRITEUP and glitch cant be our bukkake buddy... so what happens.. last 10mins smp gets 3 caps to take a 2 cap lead.... and ES with 3mins to go gets a flag to cave... me, atlas, rip, flux... fall on that shit and hold it on bridge for 3 fucking mins to DENY THEM...
oh shit match ends and after much bitching SMP wins
SMP 80 ES 60
break time:
holy shit i smoked a cig, got a coke, read Capital all 3 volumes by Karl Marx.. ran around the world and said hoohohohoh ... because i am fucking santa claus...
the SMP squad got in a circle and got glitch in the middle and we did a giant circle jerk on him...
round 2 SMP server
now i gave SMP the pep talk about how we r 6-0 on xover2 with me being leader and i will not take a win by 2 caps i wanna win by atleast 5.. they said ok jake we will own for u.. i said not for me for THE WRITEUP for the fucking writeup
here goes.... rip and atlas omg fucking can u Steel wall.. fuck brick wall.. atlas and rip r fucking a steel wall.. nothing but faggots can get past their wall of steel.. and GUESS WHAT
ES offense is all fucking faggot so they all got by and i had to destory them. at one point 5 es players r going for my flag cause it at frt door i nade 3 of them and get 1 with rocket and the last one iwth nail nade.. because i am fucking LynX and nothing not even faggots and retards g WWRITEUP and glitch cant be our bukkake buddy... so what happens.. last 10mins smp gets 3 caps to take a 2 cap lead.... and ES with 3mins to go gets a flag to cave... me, atlas, rip, flux... fall on that shit and hold it on bridge for 3 fucking mins to DENY THEM...
oh shit match ends and after much bitching SMP wins
SMP 80 ES 60
break time:
holy shit i smoked a cig, got a coke, read Capital all 3 volumes by Karl Marx.. ran around the world and said hoohohohoh ... because i am fucking santa claus...
the SMP squad got in a circle and got glitch in the middle and we did a giant circle jerk on him...
round 2 SMP server
now i gave SMP the pep talk about how we r 6-0 on xover2 with me being leader and i will not take a win by 2 caps i wanna win by atleast 5.. they said ok jake we will own for u.. i said not for me for THE WRITEUP for the fucking writeup
here goes.... rip and atlas omg fucking can u Steel wall.. fuck brick wall.. atlas and rip r fucking a steel wall.. nothing but faggots can get past their wall of steel.. and GUESS WHAT
ES offense is all fucking faggot so they all got by and i had to destory them. at one point 5 es players r going for my flag cause it at frt door i nade 3 of them and get 1 with rocket and the last one iwth nail nade.. because i am fucking LynX and nothing not even faggots and retards get past me!!!!!! RAWR... that is y i owned 2bh ahhahahahahahah
ok so glitch gets like 5 caps by himself and with 15mins left we have 9 fucking caps and what happen ja goes afk then he drop with 5mins left so with 8 players we only get 2 more caps and they get 5 because we had less d.. anyway we sitll win beccause glitch and inferno are.. how u say... GOOD!!! and i am GOD! and atlas and rip are my hw o pain... and flux is a X buddy and mawler is ac candaian faggot that likes polar bear sex and loves naka.... sick fuck...
anyway ES drops 2 palyers with 10seconds left cause omg we r losing so we gotta leave server early... fucking babies next time we play you i will have some kleenex so u have something to cry on and blow your little fucking nose.
SMP WINS
SMP 110 ES 50
OH SHIT FINALL
Sex Money Power: 190 Eat Shit!:110
yes we score in 1 round their final score because we r ... bad..
SMP has to SAY:
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> I owned our offense more than the enemy offense
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> and I took pleasure in it
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
[SMP]gLiTcH> well, to start things off, i f**king own. Ja f**king owns. Inferno f**king owns. Jake f**king owns. with that said, good game
[SMP]Ripzone-nL> gg ES, me and atlaet past me!!!!!! RAWR... that is y i owned 2bh ahhahahahahahah
ok so glitch gets like 5 caps by himself and with 15mins left we have 9 fucking caps and what happen ja goes afk then he drop with 5mins left so with 8 players we only get 2 more caps and they get 5 because we had less d.. anyway we sitll win beccause glitch and inferno are.. how u say... GOOD!!! and i am GOD! and atlas and rip are my hw o pain... and flux is a X buddy and mawler is ac candaian faggot that likes polar bear sex and loves naka.... sick fuck...
anyway ES drops 2 palyers with 10seconds left cause omg we r losing so we gotta leave server early... fucking babies next time we play you i will have some kleenex so u have something to cry on and blow your little fucking nose.
SMP WINS
SMP 110 ES 50
OH SHIT FINALL
Sex Money Power: 190 Eat Shit!:110
yes we score in 1 round their final score because we r ... bad..
SMP has to SAY:
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> I owned our offense more than the enemy offense
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> and I took pleasure in it
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
[SMP]gLiTcH> well, to start things off, i f**king own. Ja f**king owns. Inferno f**king owns. Jake f**king owns. with that said, good game
[SMP]Ripzone-nL> gg ES, me and atlas> all hwguys in GOLD sup raped.
action> PUT ME IN WRITEUP
he spammed that 6 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NaKa008> vgg was intence :o (learn to spell)
Mawler> truly express how badly we raped tehm on bridge at end and be like we held the flag for over 5 minutes ass raping them
Mawler> ? Oooh Well ? and be like nakas a fag and comes downstaits just to emp mawler
Mawler> *Oh
Jabroni> im at all scrims and pracs and i didnt play, faggot (sorry my fault bad leader)
[SMP]Flux> well as usual i suck at demo but own anyway and naka at the water grate is a monster with a shiny wrench.
ES SAYS!!!
<BrothaLyncH> was a lot diff then last week with Pt
BrothaLyncH> where there one hw had 20 kills :
BrothaLyncH> atlas the beast
misc bs
[SMP]Atlas`mS-Nv> i think i TK'd more people than anyone else
NaKa008> i killed glitch and caped
[GOO]DARTH^FGTMF> licks nut sack
WELL GG TO ALL THAT PLAY XOVER2
gg to ES maybe we will play again and u will beat.. we got lucky... lol
[SMP]LynX aka Jake "God"
Comments
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Jabroni
4.4.78.88 |
you kind of repeated yourself there. ;\
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mawler
24.69.255.202 |
brilliant writeup, polar bear sex is good, and yea jake still has problems with copy paste
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Flux
141.150.97.230 |
lol like 3 pages long, 2 of which are copy and paste errors.
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shadow
68.237.67.167 |
lol...very enjoyable...
i wish jake were a predictor....fuckin own...
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Lynch
68.102.68.165 |
LoL nice write up, gg
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SMP fucking sucks shit nigger, any other map other than xover2 we would've raped your newbie asses
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Rip
63.138.236.106 |
umm, no
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Lynch
68.102.68.165 |
wow i dont even think that was someone in ES that typed that....and if it was sorry i apologize for them
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jake
12.221.167.207 |
wtf copy past owns me... i wrote it in notepad and copy pasted the whole fucking thing in one shoot.... i think it is STA website and not my fault.....
lol
oh well i tried.......
notice how i got the faggots from 2bh in there.. LOL!!!!!!
2bh = SMP groupies so i had to mention them and stabby is smp groupie 2
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rofl best writeup ever
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Flux
141.150.97.230 |
i think ES is the only clan ever to not bitch at the writeup. a vgg goes out to them, and a bad game to the anonymous poster.
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Atlas
216.152.2.47 |
GG -=ES=-, it was fun.
P.S. If you would have paid me more than $10 I would have stopped ALL of our offense instead of just some of them =p
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mawler
24.69.255.202 |
if yur gunna flame at least put yur name
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pffft
12.155.115.114 |
Atlas, the check was in the mail!!!
Shoulda used paypal.......
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-=ES=-BALINWHOR
E 12.225.81.188 |
the anonymous poster is none other than FaMuLa
24.67.188.245 from clan VE if you wanted to know :)
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-=ES=-Cyberlee1
68.102.2.211 |
There"s always next time. We will be waiting to exact our vengence on the field of battle.
ES must smite the evil that inhabits gold with the vengence of righteousness. The battle was lost but the war continues.
Pug- Cyber its just a game.
Cyber- Oh.
Never mind.
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g-dawg
66.59.173.152 |
lol SMP still post even though no ones bitching :D
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-=ES=-Aceyalone
4.64.177.243 |
We lost because that faggot khill didnt give us our pre game head and salad tossing.
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