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M over X

We played the gentlemen over at (-X-) tonight for what seemed like the thirty-second consecutive time in TFC league-play, and as usual it was a blast! GFG pitfall!

I would first like to congratulate the maker of pitfall for designing such a clever, clever map. I mean, putting the flagroom...in a pit down below...where it is easily spammed with mirvs/nades/emps...just brilliant. I can't even imagine the type of cognitive genius that goes behind a smart decision like that...the only thing I could even think of to improve that design would be to install a permanent teleporter that takes the enemy offense directly to our flagroom. Short of that, great fucking map...YOU STUPID SHITFACE. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!? AT LEAST GIVE THE FLAGROOM A CANOPY OR SOMETHING, OR LIKE...A MIRV CATCHER THAT CAN THROW THEM BACK UP SOMETIMES...JESUS CHRIST.

Round 1 started off with a bang on their server, and when I say bang, I mean our idiot offense doesn't know what D SPAWNS FIRST MEANS, thus the bang. M.zerowned wins the pointless prematch spam award, as usual, with his uncanny ability to hold a single key down for an extended period of time. Both teams trade caps for the first half of the round, with no team ever pulling into the decisive lead. However, the X offense began to see a hole in our defense...I won't mention any names, but let's just say his name is Rotar. Exploiting this hole, they managed to pound us into the ground for the remainder of the round and pulled into a cozy two cap lead! Defensive MVP goes to M.SoulTaker for withstanding the rain of mirvs, and for putting up with Rotar's incompetence. WHO WOULD THINK ROTAR WAS IN 4|4 PEOPLE! Offensive MVP goes to M.senor for kniving a lot of people, and touching the flag and stuff. I don't really know what the hell he did, but he assures me he did it.

*REAL IRC LOGS!* <senor-turkey-lurkey> i did it all

You heard it here first, folks! Round ends with M in a 7-9 hole!

Round 2 we piled into our WEST COAST SERVER, BABY! WEST COAST REPRA-ZENTTTTTTT! We now assigned Rotar to guard the spawn in order to get him the hell away from the action, and our new plan showed immediate results. M pulled into the early lead, and never looked back! The M offense kept up a steady stream of caps, while the defense held tight, getting some key returns on the flag. I would just like to say that I own soldier...but enough about me...let's focus on the team shall we! What, talk more about me? If you insist....I had a few midairs, and some shots so crazy, you'd think I'd be in the ASYLUM BY NOg into the decisive lead. However, the X offense began to see a hole in our defense...I won't mention any names, but let's just say his name is Rotar. Exploiting this hole, they managed to pound us into the ground for the remainder of the round and pulled into a cozy two cap lead! Defensive MVP goes to M.SoulTaker for withstanding the rain of mirvs, and for putting!
up with Rotar's incompetence. WHO WOULD THINK ROTAR WAS IN 4|4 PEOPLE! Offensive MVP goes to M.senor for kniving a lot of people, and touching the flag and stuff. I don't really know what the hell he did, but he assures me he did it.

*REAL IRC LOGS!* <senor-turkey-lurkey> i did it all

You heard it here first, folks! Round ends with M in a 7-9 hole!

Round 2 we piled into our WEST COAST SERVER, BABY! WEST COAST REPRA-ZENTTTTTTT! We now assigned Rotar to guard the spawn in order to get him the hell away from the action, and our new plan showed immediate results. M pulled into the early lead, and never looked back! The M offense kept up a steady stream of caps, while the defense held tight, getting some key returns on the flag. I would just like to say that I own soldier...but enough about me...let's focus on the team shall we! What, talk more about me? If you insist....I had a few midairs, and some shots so crazy, you'd think I'd be in the ASYLUM BY NOW...and man did my score own...and boy did I ever kill Rotar every time I saw him. NOW CAN WE GET BACK TO THE TEAM? Offensive MVP goes to M.HeaVyFiRe for his contributions, and for killing Rotar every time he saw him. Defensive MVP goes to M.zerowned for parking his fat ass on the flag and not budging, even when they gave him a ticket for double parking! (--*ZING*!
--) Round ends with M on top, 11-4!

Final score: 18-13, M wins!

Great game X, you guys always play hard and clean. We look forward to another!

By the way, in case anyone skipped the reading and went straight down to here for the score, you missed me saying how much I own at soldier. And I had a few midairs. And I had more kills than Soul. And I just own in general.

I own.

~karn

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