Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-01-29 TFL 1a s2 Silent Stalkers 289.12 
 +15.01
sw Shockwave 265.24 
 -15.01
60-80 
100-60
Vidars
Vidars
Regular

Writeup:

s2 over sw

s2 vs sw on vidars!!!!
Wow so this is the battle of the s's's's clans's's's. sw got bitched slap by tfl this week and had one of thier players banned, dunno about the whole situation but if he is inoccent like many people are saying I wish them the best of luck! Anyways s2 had no idea we had a match until today about an hour b4 the match because [DO] folded (best wishes and luck to and old school clan). So TFL decided to schedule us and then not inform us! SNAP!! Oh well so we try to get some peeps together to play the match (ie. ripping them all away from Lineage 2, faggot game btw)

Round 1 sw server of cherry slurrpeessssss

Well there server was pretty central, prolly a 15-20 ms advantage in thier favor, nothing major though. We piled into there server with a lil bit of nervousness, we didnt feel quite prepared for this match. Round 1 on the D side we had Poly playing hw (sup dispute style bM hacks), wren playing eng (wow why dont i get to eng, jesus christ i rape that class), scrotum (sexy name) and bhop playing solds and doing shitty as usual, and finnally we had our resident slant eyed faggot playing demo (wads incase u dont know). On the O side we had me (best tfc player, period.), Slinshot (plz explain wtf your name means to me, stinkfist (quit 3v because #'s dominate them) and scorp (you quit 3v too, faggot). Round 1 started off well but quickly turned to shit. We got a quick touch and movement off and got it to the ramp room, but then our O just started sucking dick and we could not convert on it so it returned. I belive after that sw got 2 quick caps off, which pissed me off, so i started trying and then we started capping. We traded caps for the rest of the round basicalllly. Final score was 60-80 in favor of sw.

Round 2 s2 server of whinny crying west coast greatness

On our server we deffinatly had the ping advantage, about 30-40 ms average. We kept the D the same in hopes that they would get thier shit together and stop the intense sw offense (roFLZL ALUCARD AND NEUROTIC hhahahahahahahahhaz, jk). On O we brought in Myth (another hacker) and Suicidal Bastard (wow major fucking hacker) and kicked out Stinkfist and scorp. We got a quick to cap lead to tie it up, but after it was tied the lead would change back and forth quite abit. Alucard started OvOing for awhile to try and GEt In OUr HEaDz sO we dOnT plAy so GooODz aNy MoREz. But it didnt work and we kept getting caps and i played like a faggot for awhile and PWEND UP THE SW O SNAPZ! The OvO stopped after awhile, in the last 2 minutes sw had the tieing cap on the move and we had another cap on the way too. Luckily our D was able to holdz nicely and our O got the last cap out leaving us with a final score of 100-60.

So WE WINZ BY TWO CAPS AYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!

Anyway the mvp for this match has to be sw|kj (short for killjoy, correct me if im wrong). He had some comments in the logs that had me loling :D

sw : kj(TEAM): yo dawg they rape me from far away
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sw : kj(TEAM): d first y0
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sw : kj(TEAM): you worthless tit
sw : kj(TEAM): ALU CANT CONC NEW SERVER LOZL
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lolz good stuff buddy :P

We have a special gift for WiKiD who I heard was talking shit in HLTV about how he was gonna rape us!

http://lilcrackaz.com/bhop/swrd2%20.jpg

SnAPZ thats good stuff!

MasterJeff


GG sw, no hard feelings I hope, a lil shit talking keeps this game fun!



Comments

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kj
65.93.142.180
Nice, my first mvp. I'd just like to thank my manager, wikid, without him this wouldn't have been possible. I'd also like to thank my fans, without you, this wouldn't be possible.
 
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kj
65.93.142.180
Oh yea, I'd also like to thank chubbs from happy gilmore.
 
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tr0n
24.169.148.168
looks like s2's server wins again
 
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jm
24.2.53.234
.sw. server is garbage
 
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slinshot
208.0.29.254
s2's server sucks im in nj is unplayable ban that server
 
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wikid
67.34.238.148
thank you kj, thank you. and wtf, english please slinshot?
 
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MasterJeff
64.161.56.45
sorry wikid slinshot is mexican so forgive him, ill translate that into ebonics for you. "Yo man dat s2 sever be terribizzile, I be in nu jewresy. Ban dat shit" Sorry my ebonics is not very good, im only in my 2cd semester of it. tr0NzoNz what about the last time where we dominated you on your EAST server, how about that one. Did our server reach over from cali and bitch slap your whole team on your server? gg anyways, vidars is a fun map
 
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wikid
67.34.238.148
that was ce you played with a terrible roster and preperation. weve been doing ok lately, but yah win some yah lose some.
 
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wads
24.6.248.209
i like that one time.. where i heard alucard going down the ladder by lower respawn and i shot a pipe down the corner and killed him lolz
 
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poly
67.127.55.249
gg sw I <3 kj
 
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Stinkfist
66.214.123.43
slins is columbian you chode -_-
 
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MasterJeff
66.122.66.43
and whats the differnce....
 
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12.217.181.190
http://lilcrackaz.com/bhop/swrd2%20.jpg don't know why you're bashing wikid, hes one of the best soldiers around. far better than anything s2 had on D. and yes i watched both rounds, because i was unable to play(guess who i am lolzorlfol)
 
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wren
67.126.182.251
Only reason he was bashed on was mainly because he was talking alot of smack in hltv r1. All mj did was talk some back ;] and like mj said when he ended his writeup dont take it so seriously, its all in fun
 
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wikid
67.34.238.148
lol, its all good i CAN TAKE A JOKE JUST LIKE I CAN DISH THEM. gg
 
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lolguy
67.171.207.148
lol
 
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slinshot
68.36.4.213
theres a big diff mj too bad ur a moron
 
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MasterJeff
66.122.77.189
whats that slin, sorry i dont speak mexican
 
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ruk
68.34.121.194
lol gg too bad i spent 25 minutes of the round on the phone gg anyway you guys really are #1
 
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SuperDude
163.153.188.75
I love slins :)
 
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zack
63.249.86.4
OmgZgZ i love sd so much
 
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bhop
68.99.193.231
WHATS A PHONE!?
 
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MasterJeff
66.122.66.243
thats right ruk you stupid chink, dont you forget it
 
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wikid
68.153.66.207
you better be kidding about being on the phone worthless faggot
 
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superdude
163.153.188.139
ruk on phone over tfc. Bad game we got a newb! ! Even i get off the phone to game for u hoe. Much <3 zacky
 


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