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NeX over -NULL-

Great, I have to write a writeup for my shitty clan. Fucking faggots, i hate tfc, why do i spend time writing these. WAIT, JUSSSSSTTTTT KIDDDDDDDDIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, ANOTHER CHIMP WRITEUP, ARE YOU PREPARED?!?!? I THINK NOT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOoa0uf09asfu0asf0y9hashf90h

MMMMMMMMeeeexxxxiiicccooo???? - Abyss

OK, LETS SEE. Hmm yea ok yea lets go yea boo ya yea. LETS SEE. We PRACTICE yesterday, we start with 5 people. IT TAKES AN HOUR to get people. EVERYONE comes at the EXACT same time, we have 15 people in practice. SO YEA, we learn nothing. We find out how AWESOME this map is, since their is NO GOOD STRAT. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. K, thats all i can say about that.


HEEREE WE GOOOO - Wario

ROUND 1 (one):
Hmmm, lets see. WE GO IN THEIR SERVER. Becuase our server is crap and i dont know how to run hltv or ringerfree because im a fucking noob fucking fuck fuck shit pez likes men fuck. So yea, we go in. OK this crappy show on tv is messing me up. WORLD SERIES OF POKER, NO. DUKE BASKETBALL WOOOOOO. 1 2 3, MISS IT, MISS IT, OOOoOOoOoOOOOOOHHhhHHHhhHhhhHH. OK. We get in server. Nonstop TK with corky throwing mirvs saying "STOP TKING" over mic. AND YEA, OHH YEA. Our prematch practice, yea. We didnt get all our players in until match time, so yea. No practice before match, and we still have not decided on a strat. We go in irc. Find out everyone just gets in right in time. SO YEA, we have players. Fragile couldnt play because he has his shapes quiz tomorrow, he said he was having trouble on triangle. SOoo we had NO HW. WE HAVE like 9823598239859 hws. But nooooo, we dont have one. BUT THEN. CORKY ENTERS IRC. YOU SEE HIm, EVERYTHING HE TYPES IS SHINING ON MY SCREEN, BUT ALL THE OTHER TEXT IS BLURRY> IT WAS CRAZY. HE SAYS THE MAGIC WORKS "I DONT WANT TO HW", so i make him hw. We start the round, CORKY HW FD, ME DEMO BATS, BRIAN ENGY SOMEWHERE, SLOW DEMO FR, EVIL SOLY RR (WHO DID AMAZING). WE START, i forget what happens. then the round ends. Ok round 2.......................................... JUST KIDDING HAHAHAHAHHAHF AGGOTSKASKLASLKFL ASFAHGHAH AHHAHAHHAHA[PEZ]AASJHAS[LIKES]AKSLFKLAS[MEN]ANKFDLKJASF. "NERD" - MIYAGI
We starting playing they cap, we have no defense, our defense is demos. Ohh yea, i play my spot, die once. So i switch with slow. IM NOT ALLOWED TO DIE. IM SOOO LEET THOUGH. YEA SO WE CAP, THEY CAP. AND I DONT HAVE ANYONE MUTED. SO i hear FORCE going "god guys, im a bitch, why dont you touch the flag, im a bitch, TOUCH THE Flag, im a bitch, OMG YOU GUYS SUCK, im a bitch" You should hear him over the mic, sounds like a little girl crying and saying words somehow. THEN, ONE TIME, HE SCREAMED AS LOUD INTO HIS MIC, IT WAS SOOO FUNNYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHA. Im sitting in fr cracking up. OTHER THEN ALL THE SCREAMING over our mics. THE WHOLE ROUND. YOU HEAR (act like the text after this bracket is size 3289235983 font) TTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEE EEEEENNNNNEEEMMMMMYYYYYY FFFFFFFFLLLLLLAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHAAAAASSSSSSSS RRRRREEETTTTTUUUURRRRRRNNNNEEEEDDDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDED. THAT REPEATED OVER 9259823598598 TIMES. IT WAS SOOO LOUD. I WAS DEAF. Like at the end of the match, corky just screamed in his mic to impersonate the same thing. ID RATHER HEAR HIS SCREAMING THEN IT (THAT IS BAD). OHH YEA< ALSO MIYAGI WAS KNIFING CORKY NONSTOP WHEN GOING OUT FD. SO YEA< THAT WAS FUNNY. ALSO, I GUESS HE CHASED ONE OF THEIR O TO OUR FR, AND KNIFED HIM, HE IS A FAGGOT LIKE THAT, JUST LOOK HOW UGLY HE IS (picture on cats somwhere) WE PLAY, THEY PLAY, WE CAP, THEY CAP, THATS WHAT TFC IS. WE ALSO FOUND OUT AN SG IN RR IS THE BEST SPOT, SO YEA< IT WORKED, AND SLOW/EVILW ERE RAPING THEIR SOLDIER SPOTS. WE START DOWN A COUPLE CAPS> BUT COME BACK AT END. AND WIN ROUND BY 2. 60-40

k, VGG NULL

Pez likes men


WAIT, THATS ONLY ONE ROUND. HAHAHHA WOOO
<---- First person to trick people when they are reading something. WTF im gay

ROUND 2: WHAT AN INSANE ROUND. WE switch SO MANY PEOPLE OUT, OUR WHOLE ROSTERS ARE CHANGED. So we think we are going to lose. Let me list the changes. Pez is now our engy. KKAAYYYYY - Abyss. We start the round. We move our engy to rr, so im in fr by myself. I was gonna play O. But knew the other D demo would mess up because im leet and i hack, and have blue pipe aim. and set detpacks because im cool.WE START ROUND. Lets see. I SPAM "DEFENSE FIRST" round starts.

X [NeX]chimp #34

THANKS GUYS, THANKS. I SEE 7 MEDICS RUN OUT OUR RESPAWN ON TOP OF ME. WE play. I do good i guess. I think they capped because pez was lagging at like 600 ping. And you coulndt see him. Like you see him in respawn, then fr, then in a wall, then wAlking on the CEILING, I SAW HIM DOING THIS. Then on the ramp, then in their base, then capping the flag, then tking me, then dead. HE DIDNT USE HIS MIC DURING THE MATCH, was laggint tooo bad. Was sad, our best player, with no mic. OK, he sucked. He never had sg up, so yea. Our O did good, sucj an offensive map. GROSS duke fans are ugly, boo they are going to win. K, YEa miyagi kept tking corky was funny. EVILR APED< SLOW RAPED, I did HORRIBLE. So yea, OUR O WAS DOING AMAZING , so yea. Miyagi wwent pyro, so i was screamiong at him to change because he is ugly. But found out i had him muted, so couldnt hear his response so yea. HE switches, he is like. LET ME DEFENSE, im lik eok. So ir un O for 1 run, get in fr. and die. Come back. Pez is typing, saying he cant play beause he is lagging, SO i engy. move to fr. And yea, we hold flag. Ohh yea, now, going back in time gowoboowgowobobowgowogwooooboboo. I was a demo and yea. Corky was like, "medic top, medic top, medic top. Im going to make a new name for them". So imm like call them faggot. So he is "INCOMING FAGGOT UP TOP< INCOMING FAGGOT FRONT DOOR. THE FAGGOT HAS THE FLAG< GET THE FAGGOT." SO YEA. WE ALL STARTED SAYING THAT. When flag was in yard, IOT WAS INSANE. SO MUCH SPAM. THe ice is crazy, their medics are sliding off bridge, like ramping off the lip and end and sliding back. It was like having friction down. WE HAD 2 SNIPERS TRYING TO HOLD FLAG, MY SG AT THEIR FD< IT WAS ISNANENASNENAENn SOO THENNNN. WE STARTING CALLING THE FLAG "PENIS' GET THE FUCKING PENIS OFFENSE. HOLY SHIT, OUR PENIS IS BACK IN THE FR. "YOUR PENIS HAS RETURNED" Ohh yea, and one time our flags were right next to each other at FD, " THE PENISES ARE AT THE FRONT DOOR" so yea, that was not funny at all. NOPE, not funny. Yea this writeup sucks, not in the writing mood. IT WAS INSANE. AT end, when i was building sgs at front door to protect our penis, pez just strating coming up to me and knifing me. And throwing spy pills at my sg so i couldnt heal it. So yea he is gay. GO NIMRODS, LEON ON THE HOT SEAT, WOOOO

::::::MEMBER COMMENTSSSSSSS::::::

<[CwO]Dictator> kl
<[CwO]Dictator> it was close but tck pulled it out
<[CwO]Dictator> btw pez is gay
<[CwO]Dictator> i rhyme

Rofl, this is pm before and after combined

<[NeX]CoRkY> U FUCKING JOKING ME
<[NeX]CoRkY> GIVE ME VOICE
<[NeX]CoRkY> I STOPPED AFTER U SAID TO
<[NeX]CoRkY> i dont want to be the gay hw
<[NeX]CoRkY> its fucking gfay
<[NeX]CoRkY> they all go up top
<[NeX]CoRkY> its stupid
<[NeX]CoRkY> FUCKING STUPID
<[NeX]CoRkY> IT ISNT FUN
<[NeX]CoRkY> im best HW ever
<[NeX]CoRkY> im best HW ever
<[NeX]CoRkY> im best HW ever
<[NeX]CoRkY> im best HW ever
<[NeX]CoRkY> im best HW ever
<[NeX]CoRkY> i own like everyone
<[NeX]CoRkY> i should be let in V im better than hummer and he should sign my mouse pad
<[NeX]CoRkY> they call me the WALLL

<[NeX]slowbleed|sD-[det]> k
<[NeX]slowbleed|sD-[det]> FAGGET(medic) IN THE FAG(flag) ROOM
<[NeX]slowbleed|sD-[det]> and FAGGOT UP TOP
<[NeX]slowbleed|sD-[det]> PENIS IN THE WATER

<pez|away> like i give a fuck
<pez|away> they had a shitty server
<pez|away> that made me lag
<pez|away> CHIMP
<pez|away> this is from miyagi
<pez|away> <miyagi_mi6> pez|away: "Dear NULL: fuck yourselves and your worthless clan"

<[NeX]Abyss^m8> Writeup: So uh, hopefully that demo full of Corky's screaming and insane comedy, as well as Forces crying and UT/Miyagi's faggotry can get me my ^E invite ;o
<[NeX]Abyss^m8> And I am the greatest sniper ever

<Green_Away> lol, ummm
<Green_Away> I request lots of references to pez's tight ass and trashtalking. And logs from IRC when you were spamming things
<Green_Away> lol

<Force> i am the best medic ever
<Force> ok?
<[NeX]chimp> no, you're gay

<[NeX]Myst> writeup- I was speccing from IRC and i still pwned u guys.

<[8-Jebus> I WANT SOME SEX

<[NeX]jrod> k

<Mike[BB]> k, write this
<Mike[BB]> HisJ, HughJ and HerJ, all this talk about J's makes me wanna smoke. I liked this game, seeing some old faces like HughJ from way the hell back in the day, gg oldschool

<[Nex]Brian-[e9]> RAILGUNNNNNNNNNNNED GG

<[NeX]monday> How does NeX always win

<[NeX]WallBanger^uL> pez likes men
<[NeX]WallBanger^uL> AND chimp if u get hltv i want it


VGG NULL, Was insane/laggy

Pez likes men

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