Community

Divisions

Clan Rankings

Match Results

Site Information

Clan Search

Clan Stats

|DR| over FOoM

Hi my name is hp. I am the best player in DR, so I will do the write up since I am the best. Before the match we shared bedtime stories in our private channel for good luck, then we headed into the wonderful server that the great clan that is DR provided us. Now heading into this match DR was on a losing streak thanks largely in part to perhaps the most washed up player in the TFC community, the player that is Elyon Gonzalez. Said player decided not to come to warmup, and was voted out of the clan by a 14:1 vote, but he overruled it so we lost and he played and we won and we lost the vote but we won the match because we lost the vote but the vote won us the game. So our D is shitty because we have sex4beer and he is drunk and fucks girls in hotel ice rooms. Good thing we have hp-BSU playing demo and we only allow the scum that is FOOM to get 5 caps. Our o sucks but somehow they got some caps that were more than 5 so we were like damn we are good we are winning a round.

Round 2 we go to the FOOM server and Elyon Gonzalez drops we are all like fuck yes i hope he died. Unfortunately to our dismay she returned and we all cried that he was not dead. This writeup sucks but since i am the best in DR u will love it or i will 1v1 u cuz my name is merc and i suck penis. Anywho DR wins thanks to nyuushin killing the worst ng in tfc history aka zechs. He thinks hes good but wow he sucks. He wrenched an afk guy and fuckin practically orgasmed over the mic so that made me get my hard on and i wanked it real quick like so they got in the flagroom and stole the flag while i was wanking it dr hacks and we win cuz ach stands on my pipes and grandma thinks he is canadian and dark is our leader who hasnt played since 1999. gg foom u are cool as us... thanks for not crying like a lot of the other clans we play. gg gl in the future

Member Login

Top 10 Clans

Top 10 Climbers

Sponsors