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Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-02-15 CAL Omega ARES Team ARES 93.32 
 +6.25
tM Tortured Minds 98.77 
 -6.25
60-55 
65-55
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Regular

Writeup:

ARES over tM

GG! tM Was fun both rds. Look forward to future matches!



Comments

Old
Sundae
128.253.179.63
GG tM!! (I say whoever does our write-ups gets fired and replaced with Colby... and then we'll translate it into English down here.)
 
Old
ARES|Colby
64.235.102.2
weee i get to do a write-up here goes Rd1 is in tM's server fairly good ping and it seems that there are like 7 tM.necrobrains on the server ,wth 1 was enofe WTH IS A NECRO BRAIN???? anywho we have a necro on our team too but his lame ass ping was at high 200 so it could not be the battel of the necs :( anywho ever1 changes back to there real names ecept for who ever the hell sabitch tage is on our team .. anywho we had no clue what we were up agianst vs tM they said they have some plat ppl in there roster but hell so do we (eg MD44) ... so after like 7 outta the 9 ares ppl telefrag when we start and i jumped into the puit the first scout rush it was game on!!!! tM's d let out a quick scout rush cap while our d seemed to hold but we were up by 3 for 5 secounds then tM caps and they get a quick realy cap to .. anywho our d hold the flag for 5 mins and we got a 5 point bonus then there offence conced our flag guy off the bridge and we lost a flag WEEEEEEE after that both teams where spaming the bridge with concs when ever the flag was crossing it caps seemes to be identicle ending the score of 60-55 GG tM Rd2 we realy wanted Necro to play off with us to make it officaly the battle of the necros but nooooo his lame ass ping still spiking out more than janet jacksons nipple.... speacking of nipple sticking out crimmy comes in and changes his name to MR.butter LAMEST NAME EVER!!!! wth i guess he like to lather up in butter with gay men (EG ODAY) and <3 also we had a guest aprreenmce with Pman coming back into a game which he has not seen in 3 mounths and he raped!!!! but even more so he got raped on the end of that bridge try standing on it for more than 3 secounds pdiddy LOL i know i am benched now <33333 i love u pman .... ok round starts and we decide to let the offence start first and we dont get teled ha py gets a nice scout rush from the back entrence because we all know how much py likes it in the back entrence :D anywho o lineup the same and we decided to do a heavy / spy combo and it seemed to work till the sg mowed us down lucky py was there to use his noclip hacks and grab the flag some how .. also the first 3 mins into the game syfert our hw lagged out so we were 8 ppl for 5 mins or so MD came in and then it settled down . this round seemed to be more of a dm match i think and alot of flag carrior potshoots and concing agian lucky no1 fell in the pit no really spam just an over all good game and i am sure tM would like to play us agian .. end round 2 65-55 good game tM and we win the battel of the necs!!!!
 
Old
Sundae
128.253.179.63
TRANSLATION BEGINS NOW: Blah blah blah Colby talking... Colby's microphone sounding worse than Rod Stewart... 7 NecroBrains, 7 Telefrags.... 200 ping for (4)Necro... wow... telefrag.... We got death star! Um... Sabwhatever was our Necro... MD44 rules... Quick caps by ARES, up by 3... tM pulls out cap + relay, ARES up by less... we win round 1 by 5 after tM offense concs our flag carrier into the pit. First ever match of massive CONC SPAM after that. It was good... 60-55 ARES round 1. Round 2 our Necro whines about ping (oh boohoo you had a 200 ping. waaah - I played last night with BlasterWorm for crying out loud! j/k <3 you)... something about Crimmy having a lame name.... Janet Jackson... Surprise guest PhoenixMan shows up and rapes, Colby benched, scout rush because Py rocks... something about Py being gay... yada yada Colby sucks... Colby sucks some more... round over, ARES wins 65-55. Good game tM, and Colby cannot spell. :) <3 Colby!
 
Old
ARES|Colby
66.185.84.205
LIES!!!!
 
Old
ARES|cC
198.110.221.95
colby's write up > sundae's "translation"
 
Old
TM RAPED
207.225.19.122
Stupid bitches
 


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