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NeX over KEA

Ok.... HERE WE GO. I GET TO DO A WRITEUP. BECAUSE WE ACTUALLY WON. THANK GOD, ALL PEZ'S FAULT, LAST 2 MATCHES.

So ok... We come into this match a little pissed. Members thinking about leaving, sooo yea. I say this, "I gurantee a win". Because I downloaded hacks. So yea, Me and Abyss/God reform NeX and the rules. We are going to actually show players the map, like old NeX. I showed the D strat, and what to do when it moves, etc etc. Abyss showed the offense how to conc, mostly to pez, because he sucks at tfc and likes men and is gay, and i made a sig to describe it all: http://chimp.tfcclandd.com/pezz.jpg . So yea, we practice, enough comes back from his 3 hours of STD testing, all the ones he gets from manwhoring. So yea. We decide to use our noob strat that we always use for this map. Me and fragile raped the ramp, tons of coms. Slow and enough raped the button. And four20 raped everyone. Abyss pez b3w and teazed play O. They did good. Ok....

ROUND1: We go in their server, because we dont have hltv and our server sucks, running of pez's 56k. But nooo they dont have hjltv eiother, so yea that = bad. We go in server. Takes 4 restarts until they get one with a prematch, all pez's fault. Yea... We start. No singing this prematch, to much time deciding our strat, like always. We change our names to no NeX tag and just really long names with the last letter of our name repeated 9325923 times. http://chimp.tfcclandd.com/nex/NeXvsKEA3.JPG We start the round, and yea. Me and fragile do amazing holding the ramp. We hold it for 5 mins and get 5 points. Then our O does absolutely nothing and the D gets 5 of the 5 pointers, and round ends 30-5. Oh wait, yea, D only got 1 5 pointer, O capped twice. Also, when the O had it in yard once, they got knocked in by opposing offense and it returned... USUALLY it pops up, but nope, returned. ALLL PEZs FAULT. So yea, we are pissed, shoulda have been 40-5, but ok. They get our flag on ramp, and our D does perfect transitions to keep flag secure. But they keep getting touches and tosses. And then, PEZ comes and tks our whole D and then they move flag to FD. I tell our engy 420 to reset but then abyss goes "DONT RESET THERES 40 SECONDS LEFT" so yea. WE SPAM THIS FLAG LIKE NO OTHER. Non stop mirvs, for every enemy we killed, we killed 5 of our own team. It was sooo funny. We were all just spamming it. But then, i hear them get it, without dieing, and i thought i was gonna hear a cap, but NOPE. The scoreboard comes up. HAHAHAHAH it was insaneeee just wait for rd2. Round ends 30-5

ROUND2: Same server of course, because our servers sucks, like always, always pez's fault, like always. We get in, one trade, jrod went in for teazed. I go in server, and see we change our names again. To vegetables. So yea: http://chimp.tfcclandd.com/nex/NeXvsKEA4.JPG (NOTICE THE PIT BLACK IN BACKGROUND....keep reading) We are all random vegetables. But.... for D, I needed names of the players so we can transition with incomings. So you can notice, enough, mine, fragile, slow (same as rd1) and 420s names actually having part of our real name. So yea, ROUND STARTS. I say "D FIRST" I hear pez say "IM gonna spawn and worldspawn the D" , BOOM, he does, ONE of our D is dead. So yea, We ban pez from server. We play round, once again D gets the 5 point thingy. 10-5 us. And again me and frag stop almost everyone, they are only getting in other way. Everytime enough said "we are gonna get the 5 again soon" BAM, they touch the flag, he said it twice, and it happened. They moved the flag a lot this round, using an O engy and stuff. But 420 moved his sg and kept getting it to return. I guess our O was doing nothing against them, so we tried an O engy. But yea, O did nothing, all pez's fault. At end of round, they had our flag at top ramp. But with our amazing D, organized by me.... We get it to return, but this time, they are waiting for relay. I go to ramp, see no one coming so i say BRIDGE BRIDGE BRIDGE. BOOM, Enough gets him, but then, they move it, farther. And then they held it for awhile, "GOING OUT THE BOTTOM, GOING OUT THE BOTTOM" We all run into yard and have to get by their O hws but then FRAGILE knocks the guy into pit with flag, once again i say "RESET RESET" BAM, scoreboard pops up. I should start keeping track of time. HAHAHAH it was insane, Stopped 2 caps at last seconds of match!!!

VGG KEA

Im enjoying my 20 boxes of samoas, MmM

I was #1 both rounds, wooo.

-[NeX]chimp (CHIMPPPPPPPPPPP, Brussel Sprouts for chimps)


Member Writeups:

<[NeX]slowbleed|sD-[det]> METALLICA PWNS NEX>KEA

<[CwO]Dictator|---|> he isnt here
<[CwO]Dictator|---|> fuckin flyers lost
<[CwO]Dictator|---|> wtf is that
<[CwO]Dictator|---|> hopefully Nex Won
<[CwO]Dictator|---|> gj guys

<AG> so what happened to that clan i was in
<[NeX]Drunk^Enough> nobody care
<[NeX]chimp> Nobody Care
<[NeX]God^Abyss> Nobody care.
<b3wbies> nobody care.
<AG> careS
<[NeX]God^Abyss> Nobody care.
<[NeX]chimp> Nobody Care
<b3wbies> nobody care.
<[NeX]God^Abyss> ::waits::
<b3wbies> lol
<[NeX]chimp> hahahahah
<b3wbies> nobody care.
<[NeX]God^Abyss> rofl
<AG> careS
<[NeX]God^Abyss> Nobody care.
<[NeX]chimp> Nobody Care
<b3wbies> nobody care.

<[ADSL]Devarsi-3i-> devarsi owned the opponents
<[ADSL]Devarsi-3i->

<[NeX]Drunk^Enough> [NeX]Enough "gooks like rice says Enough"

<pez`> this is what i want
<pez`> a big fuck you goes out to [NeX]chimp
<[NeX]chimp> hahah
<pez`> abd to the people who crobarred/wrenched
<pez`> me
<pez`> fuck you too
<pez`> and*
<pez`> not abd

<NaKa008> gg!

<[NeX]God^Abyss> So I go to the store the other day
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and I buy all these collered greens
<[NeX]God^Abyss> cuz I'M BLAAAAACK
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and as I'm walking out of the store I see God
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and I'm like yo God what up g?
<[NeX]God^Abyss> And he's like oh word lemme get some of those collered greens
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and I was like oh fuh sho
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and he's like man you're so beyond cool
<[NeX]God^Abyss> You can be God now
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and use it as ur internet name
<[NeX]God^Abyss> so that's pretty badassed
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and uh
<[NeX]God^Abyss> OH YEAH SO THEN CHIMP IS LIKE ABYSS YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS CLAN THAT'S GOOD YOU HAVE TO PLAY OFFENSE NOW
<[NeX]God^Abyss> So I'm like, ok you're right
<[NeX]God^Abyss> And then we face KEA
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and I play offy
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and I fucking own so hard that I devoted my second round to trying to build a teleport exit inside their flagroom
<[NeX]God^Abyss> and I almost did
<[NeX]God^Abyss> but I got killed by a stray nade
<[NeX]God^Abyss> And then at the end I go sniper/soldier and chimp is like ABYSS GO OFFENSE WE NEED TO CAP
<[NeX]God^Abyss> And i thought to myself why can't he get through his thick asian skull that it's more important that we hold the flag that's about to be taken
<[NeX]God^Abyss> OK I'm done

<Dr-X> Hello
<Dr-X> is nex recruiting?

<[NeX][Fragile^uL]> k
<[NeX][Fragile^uL]> u already enter?
<[NeX][Fragile^uL]> my write up: well.. took a while to get started because they couldnt get prematch up. they didnt really conc up spiral at all rnd 1, but they changed it up rnd 2. the interesting thing about this match is not that they didnt cap on us, but the fact that at the end of both rounds, they had the flag either in their base or in the pit. rnd 1 we went insane, trying to keep the flag in our base
<[NeX][Fragile^uL]> and rnd 2 i jumped down to the bottom entrance to mess up the scout's conc as he fell in the pit. my what a fun match

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