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NeX over nLv

First of all I have to say, [NeX] is the best clan ever. The first rule of
NeX is do not talk shit about NeX. The second rule is, do not talk shit about NeX. The third rule is pez likes men. I know its not a rule, but its the truth. ANYWAYS.........

FIRST ROUND

We join their server which everyone seems to have lag issues at..but I was still getting a ping around 80. We start spamming and the opponent started the name calling and threats. Everyone changes their name to random shit. But WAIT, we have a TOUGH GUY IN THE GAME! Some guy named Beef, said he was an admin, gonna ban us all from STA. Well looks like we are all playing still big guy! Match starts. Flying speedhacking scouts come from around the corner and conc themselves through the walls, thus touching our flag. I played HW near the button and moved down to the flag when security was down. Chimp was my main man telling me incomings and helping me out. About an hour later we got a cap, gj offense. Oh yeah and jayrod lagged out after
the first 10 seconds and never came back. I handled it by removing him from the clan and videotaping myself having sex with his girlfriend. Yes, I take TFC that seriously. His sister can't suck a d worth shit either. Oh well. Round ends, NeX up 2-0.

http://chimp.tfcclandd.com/nex/NeXvsnLv.JPG

SECOND ROUND

I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU! TIME FOR MORE ALIAS FUN TIME! First its all about the blue bitch, then everyone decides to be like me and choose two letter names. Roster changes, we put in four twenty. YEAH MAN SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY, HOLLA! He played chimp's spot and chimp decides to
play FD soldier. What you don't understand is that there are many things wrong here. First, 420 doesn't have a working mic or has social anxiety disorder, and chimp is worse then corky at soldier. We all get together and have sex and talk about our wildest fantasies during prematch.
Pez admitted he was gay. No shock there. 3-2-1-0. Abyss from the GREAT OL' mach 3 and B3w just start RAPING their defense at the start...and we get cap after cap after cap. CAP ATTACK BITCHES! Their offense is even worse this time around,
so we got it good on both ends. Pez doesn't do crap. Uh oh. WHO OvsOed?! One of their members tells us to stop the ovso, but they had offensive pyros? Whatever, either way we end up winning by almost 200 points and completely shutting out the other team. I die a total of 10 times the entire match. GG nLv.

http://chimp.tfcclandd.com/nex/NeXvsnLv2.JPG

<[NeX]God`m3^And1> jesuschristiownassoonasigooffensewestartcappinglikecrazyimdefinatelygodoftfcourwholeoffyownedsobadanddheldtheshutoutggnlv
<[NeX]God`m3^And1> u own btw

<[NeX]teaZeD> it was a good game
<[NeX]teaZeD> except i can't kill pyros cuz i cant see shit
<[NeX]teaZeD> but other than that i killed lots
<[NeX]teaZeD> gg
<[NeX]teaZeD> ps. yes i'm proud of myself

OUR FEARLESS LEADER COMMENTS ON THE GAME:

<[NeX]chimp> im the worst D soly in tfc
<[NeX]chimp> and pez likes men

So there you have it, good game nLv but keep your dogs on a leash.

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