Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-02-23 | STA Bronze | M | Malevolence | 82.84 +5.97 |
>8]- | Happy Clan | 93.36 -5.97 |
30-0 10-0 | ss_nyx_l ss_nyx_l |
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Writeup:
M over >8]-
We played the happy go-lucky fellows over at the Happy Clan tonight! Wow, it's like the BATTLE OF THE CENTURY...MALEVOLENCE AGAINST HAPPINESS...WILL THE LIGHT SIDE PREVAIL OVER THE DARK SIDE?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!
We started the match on the Dark Side's planet...Eviltron. I was absent due to pressing top secret Government matters, but from what I've seen after coming home and essentially doing NO research or inquiry as to what happened, I feel I can piece together the puzzle that is round 1. Happy Clan grabbed our flag first, but due to a mixup on their part, accidently brought the flag to the wrong place...apparently ss_nyx_l is located next door to canalzon, and they accidently moved the flag there! And honestly now...who the fuck knows how canalzon looks like. I mean, honestly. And so, the >8] offence spent the remaining 28 or so minutes searching thru the FUCKING TWISTY MAZE SHIT that is canalzon, while the M offense pulled a few caps themselves! At this point, Obi-Wan jumps out from behind a wall and starts reciting nursery rhymes, while Yoda sits in the corner and plays with his gameboy. And although I'm not positive, I'm pretty sure this is where Luke does the splits and!
rips his pants, exposing a comical underwear design of some kind. Round 1 ends, with the Dark Side up 3-0!
Round 2 started on...whatever planet is part of the Light Side...I don't know my Star Wars too well...is it Earth? Anyways, with home advantage now, the Light Warriors took it upon themselves to demolish canalzon, thus eliminating any such problems this time around! The gravity was strange on this planet, thus affecting our O's ability to conc properly, but harnessing the power of the Dark Side, we still manage to pull out a cap! Meanwhile, the Dark Side's defense got a GIGANTIC BOOST IN THE FORM OF ME, THE SUPREME EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE. Needless to say, the forces of Light were unable to penetrate the blackness that was our D, and we manage yet another shutout. Offensive MVP goes to M.HeaVyFiRe because he said so:
M.HeaVyFiRe: "karn, i deserve an honorable mention at least in that writeup"
Haha, that crazy character...always up to no good. Defensive MVP goes to Luke for his comical antics and slapstick comedy which kept us all in stitches during the match. Special mention to George Lucas who, using large budgets, elaborate sets, and high-payed actors, has managed to create some of the WORST MOVIES EVER TO GRACE THE PLANET EVILTRON. Round ends with the Dark Side up, 1-0!
Final score: 4-0, Darkness wins.
DARKNESS DARKNESS! I'M RICK JAMES rwear design of some kind. Round 1 ends, with the Dark Side up 3-0!
Round 2 started on...whatever planet is part of the Light Side...I don't know my Star Wars too well...is it Earth? Anyways, with home advantage now, the Light Warriors took it upon themselves to demolish canalzon, thus eliminating any such problems this time around! The gravity was strange on this planet, thus affecting our O's ability to conc properly, but harnessing the power of the Dark Side, we still manage to pull out a cap! Meanwhile, the Dark Side's defense got a GIGANTIC BOOST IN THE FORM OF ME, THE SUPREME EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE. Needless to say, the forces of Light were unable to penetrate the blackness that was our D, and we manage yet another shutout. Offensive MVP goes to M.HeaVyFiRe because he said so:
M.HeaVyFiRe: "karn, i deserve an honorable mention at least in that writeup"
Haha, that crazy character...always up to no good. Defensive MVP goes to Luke for his comical antics and slapstick comedy which kept us all in stitches during the match. Special mention to George Lucas who, using large budgets, elaborate sets, and high-payed actors, has managed to create some of the WORST MOVIES EVER TO GRACE THE PLANET EVILTRON. Round ends with the Dark Side up, 1-0!
Final score: 4-0, Darkness wins.
DARKNESS DARKNESS! I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!
GG happy clan, alas the forces of Light were no match today...BUT THE WAR IS FAR FROM OVER! WE WILL MEET AGAIN!
PS. M.RyanU got top kills on D, but as you can see, he didn't get jack diddly squat.
-karn
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senor
65.31.151.126 |
worst writeup you've ever done karn... cuz ihave no mention in it
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stoog
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asshats kept makin me fall into the pit :[
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liLBRO
68.223.199.69 |
I HACKED SENOR LOL AND UM THERE ARE 2 R2 WRITEUPS GG :O
vgg guys, very fun match :>
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