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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-03-22 STA Platinum s2 Silent Stalkers 254.33 
 +5.47
auto y la cabeza automatica 173.32 
 -5.47
40-60 
60-10
Openfire_lowgrens
Openfire_lowgrens
Regular

Writeup:

s2 over auto

s2 vs auto: Battle of which clan has more Vatos!

Ok so last time we played theese poofers was on shutdown_L (notice the L not the 2, yea the faggot version of shutdown not the good one) we took the win (faggot map, just gotta repeat the mantra). s2 was pissed because we have way more mexicans in our clan then that pussy posser clan has in all thier family trees. -editors note mj thought we lost to auto last time we faced them, so I fixed this for him - your friendly neighborhood vato loco wren

Round 1 auto server of shitastic lag

Make things short auto's server was fucking terrible. This isnt my usual whinning about servers, it was FUCKING TERRIBLE!!! It must of been hosted off of the corpse of Sheikh Ahmed Yassin. Anyways we play through the round and it goes off like a gay ass round of openfire_lowgrens should (read borring as fuck). Our D did abousoltely terrible, they get no props at all this match for the dismall preformatnce.

Final score for round 1 4-6 with auto in the lead

Round 2 s2's server of peace and tranquilaty.

Things much better now. Im pinging 20 again and life is good. We knew that we were gonna decimate them on our home turf, but they had a lil surprise waiting for us. THEY WERE RUNNING 6D ROFLZLZLZLLZLZLZLZLZLZ. So after about two minutes we relize this and are like wtf are these faggots doing. I decide to go O sold to help break up the heavy D, once I go O sold thier D basically crumbles b4 my wrath and we pull out 2 caps. Now just cuz im a vindictive kinda guy, i decided to use my O sold powers for evil. For the rest of the match I dominated thier O in the yard and would then continue into their base to mop up thier D. To auto's credit they did not cry about it all (ingame, irc was another story) so props for that. So the final score after I single handedly won the match for s2 was 6-1 rnd 2.


Final score 10-7

After the match auto was not to happy with us and started banning us from thier channel (we dont mind only like 2 people in tfc idle there). Word to the wise auto, you mess with one bean... you mess with the whole burrito!

GG auto, the real mexican clan (plus one faggot asian (wads)) won this match. Remember turtling isnt a good thing! Look forward to our next encounter!

MasterJeff



Comments

Old
trance
150.250.242.247
im sorry masterjeff but with all the o vs oing you did i dont see why you should be complaining about anything. and by the way, when a server is EAST COAST and your on the WEST COAST, the server doesnt suck, im sure you can figure out why your ping sucked, and as why ours sucked on yours. Did i bitch about your server "sucking?", no, because i understand when im playing across the country i might get a little bit of lag.
 
Old

67.124.67.247
HORRAY FOR SERVER WINS
 
Old
sb
67.169.200.252
dont give us that "server win" bullshit o nameless one, we were just as disabled rnd 1 as auto was rnd 2
 
Old
Anarki
66.205.108.114
auto team ping rd1: 91 s2 team ping rd1: 102
 
Old
slinshot
208.0.29.254
:D can i be a bean in ur burrito?
 
Old
macros
130.39.135.131
pings don't matter usually on opposite coast servers; it's usually the loss and choke just saying that because I hate when I play on a shitty server someone tells me YOUR PINGS FINE ASSHOLE.
 
Old
MasterJeff
66.122.77.174
See Anarki was kind enough to point out the shittyness of the auto server. Thank you Anarki!
 
Old
ad
64.113.115.28
god youre all faggots except auto, they have people who look normal
 
Old
Anarki
66.205.108.114
auto team ping rd2: 119 s2 team ping rd2: 52
 
Old
MasterJeff
66.122.77.174
So the leason learned by auto is, get a server thats better for your team! (or how about one that just doesnt blow in general)
 
Old
Anarki
66.205.108.114
Yeah! LoLz!!!
 
Old
trance
150.250.242.247
rgr that guys lets get a west coast server even though we are all east
 
Old
MasterJeff
66.122.77.174
If you are east coast why did you all ping such shit to your own server then? :(
 
Old
ad
64.113.115.28
just shutup and stop playing tfc
 
Old
MasterJeff
66.122.77.174
DOMINATED SON
 
Old
bhop
68.99.193.231
We ALL CANT BE SoCCERzZ SSTuDZZ lOLZoZL
 
Old
ad
64.113.115.28
thats 2 bad, go play tfc PSHTHSOPTHEPSHPTHSPTHSPTH
 


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