Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-03-29 STA Bronze p Paradox 130.71 
 +8.31
TD Total Dominance 94.09 
 -3.44
120-10 
60-90
Vidars
Vidars
Defend

Writeup:

p over TD

WOWOOWOWOWOW a title defense match on Vidars. Ok for one, this match means we get to leave bronze and play in silver where we belong. Secondly i have never played vidars before and neither has alot of my clan, so it was like a new map.

So off to rd1 we pile in our laggy piece of shit recongaymer server and have a decent lineup for D : me, TheWay, Beyond, ihaveaname, and hoedog. Our o is pulling a gay allstar cast of macgyver, kaze, SC and anuuuuuuu. So like it starts out slow cause the flag doesnt return until like a minute into the match, so we were naturally bored out of our minds. TheWay was my trusty flag room solly/body guard/hoedogs SG protector. So like TD's offy was a tad slow for a while, and we fell asleep in the flag room. Our offy must have been alseep too cause they didnt roll out the caps until a few minutes into the round, but when they did, they got some nice relays going and got us a pile of caps. On the other side TD's offy got lucky cause i died and they took off with our flag and cizapped it. So ihaveaname/Jlim/Stick to a name/Justin was our front door person and he was good at it and TD was all unhappy that they couldnt get past him so they had to get a couple of o demos and needed t!
o spam our front door.

So rd2 didnt look to promising seeing how rd1 ended. So like Jlim has to go offy cause he has ADHD and needs to be entertained more. So that leaves me or someone else to take front door for him. So i was bored as shit playin defensive demo in the flag room so i played some fd hw, but their demo still wasnt happy and needed to throw his mirvs at our front door. Well to the to the point... i went sniper, and then beyond went sniper, so we had 2 yard snipers and a fd soldier and the rest were on o. So with just an sg in the flag room, TD's scouts were pullin the flag in and out like it was a fucking pub server(which it was). So i had a fucking fun time playin sniper on the battlements, cause thats what tfc is all about, playing sniper. j and Jlim were gettin pwned in the OvO war that was going on, and whatnot, and our o was unhappy that the d was lettin out easy caps, but we were up by alot from rd1 and this was our last match in bronze, so we had some fun :)

IRC comments about the match:
(j-) ovo was horrible
(j-) faggot demo
(Jlim) please no more gay matches like this one
(SC`) even if we never got any caps that round, we would have won
(macgyver) this is why im retiring from tfc
(Ridilin) i like to eat donuts and take naps in the sun
(p-TheWay-AD) ya how are you gonna expect to leave me in the fr and the go have fun outside
So rd2 didnt look to promising seeing how rd1 ended. So like Jlim has to go offy cause he has ADHD and needs to be entertained more. So that leaves me or someone else to take front door for him. So i was bored as shit playin defensive demo in the flag room so i played some fd hw, but their demo still wasnt happy and needed to throw his mirvs at our front door. Well to the to the point... i went sniper, and then beyond went sniper, so we had 2 yard snipers and a fd soldier and the rest were on o. So with just an sg in the flag room, TD's scouts were pullin the flag in and out like it was a fucking pub server(which it was). So i had a fucking fun time playin sniper on the battlements, cause thats what tfc is all about, playing sniper. j and Jlim were gettin pwned in the OvO war that was going on, and whatnot, and our o was unhappy that the d was lettin out easy caps, but we were up by alot from rd1 and this was our last match in bronze, so we had some fun :)

IRC comments about the match:
(j-) ovo was horrible
(j-) faggot demo
(Jlim) please no more gay matches like this one
(SC`) even if we never got any caps that round, we would have won
(macgyver) this is why im retiring from tfc
(Ridilin) i like to eat donuts and take naps in the sun
(p-TheWay-AD) ya how are you gonna expect to leave me in the fr and the go have fun outside
(macgyver) we have never lost A ROUND
(macgyver) u guys fucking suck
(Jlim) that was the probably 3rd gayest match ever
(beyond) it was worth it to be able to run 2 yard snipers ;p
([-p-]kaze`mL) im glad d had fun

TFC is so fun, i love the drama!!! GG TD i guess. Weeeeeee bring on silver!
-Auto Guns(fearless leader of the super gay clan Paradox)



Comments

Old
ShortCircuit
4.12.222.243
gg copy paste skills
 
Old
emo
68.52.65.150
GUYS I BRING FUN BACK TO TFC
 
Old
blink
134.53.24.2
good luck pulling off your gay antics in silver or gold :D Oh and thanks for letting us win round 2, I know our offense loved the 2 snipers and yard hw lol.
 
Old
like ohhhh my god
68.219.17.57
gg
 
Old
Auto Guns
129.89.29.107
Ya i didnt copy and paste anything, this must have been an error in the match results thingy....
 
Old
STRIFE
68.35.219.22
Auto Guns is totally gay :(.
 
Old
Hoedog
66.190.218.12
rd2 my sg was in the water, not the FR, and you sucked at sniper auto
 
Old
Qq
24.25.188.64
gg sandbaggers... :x lol, nah just glad to see you guys doing great. congrats
 
Old
bobo
130.15.203.194
qq penisboy
 
Old
TheWay
24.160.231.81
We realize that its gonna take some effort to win in the upper divisions, so we're gaying it up in bronze to get it out of our systems. But seriously, they left me alone in the flag room, and i got bored and did random thigns for like 20 minutes till SC came and played in the fr with me. Hopefully this will teach my team not to neglect me.
 
Old
j
68.153.97.135
lol qq :P
 
Old
Hoedog
66.190.218.12
Our O was getting mad at up for killing them as they came in, so that we could steal the caps :( [21:14] fgt hoe quit stealin caps [21:14] fgt hoe quit stealin caps [21:14] fgt hoe quit stealin caps [21:14] it only happened twice :( [21:14] yea wtf [21:15] ok defense dont fucking steal the flag [21:15] <[-p-]kaze`mL> quit stealing caps [21:15] i wanted a cap [21:15] D QUIT STEALING CAPS [21:15] <[-p-]kaze`mL> you fagots [21:15] <[-p-]AutoGuns-AD> ya d dont steal caps [21:15] i always just left [21:15] -macgyver:@#paradoxing- @ DONT FUCKING STEAL THE CAP [21:15] almost [21:15] I ONLY STOLE ONE [21:15] <[-p-]AutoGuns-AD> unless yoru name is auto guns
 


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