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ASL over SoL

Ok so Pre-match rolls around and Strife is like ?Omg KnuX don?t be mad at me I <3 you man, but I turn away and discuss Offensive tactics with pr0be. He?s like ? ?dude stfu and play you fucking wank.? so I get pissed off and stop talking to him as well. Then Nerf was like KnuX you?re fucking cool I wish I could play medic half as horrible as you do so I?m all ?=D?. Ok now for the important shit. Apparently pr0be rapes Vidars or something and didn?t tell anyone because he managed to rip out 5 caps (I capped 3 of the first 4 or something, not sure w/e.) Like 7 minutes in I look out my window and seen this girl walking (she had to be like 16 or 17 but she was hot so of course I?m like fuck TFC, and the first thought on my mind is if she was wearing a black, white or red thong ? Anyway in the middle of the round one of {SoL}s soldiers decided to play FD so then Disco did his little spy mating dance w/ the {SoL} defense and dys cleaned up all my fuck-ups.

Round 1 Score:
[ASL?] : 130
{SoL}: 50

Now for round 2. Snipeman I the coolest person in the world because he let me engineer so I was like omg <3333333 ! and Strife predicted we?d lose the round. Go figure we did. I had a hell of a time though. Like mid round I got raped by that IRC virus somehow so my crouch button got stuck so my engineer sucked worse than anything ever seen in the face of TFC, I mean it was BAD. {SoL} raped me with mirvs and relayed like a mother and eventually our O kicked it up a notch and bailed us out because Snipeman is hawt (must run in the family, Strife told me his mom is MILF so I?m gonna try and get pics.) Anyway Nerfs yelling at me on comms like ?KnuX you?re fucking horrible at engineer you piece of fucking cum guzzling shit so I?m laughing my ass off trying to build an sg while I?m stuck crouching ? didn?t happen to well. Orix raped HW that rd which really saved my ass cuz we almost lost due to me sucking so fucking much =/. When I finally got an sg up for more than 10 seconds I w!
as thiking ? ?If snipemans mom is milf, and nerf is 19 and watches Dragon Ball Z, and strife is gay cuz he let me engineer wtf am I ?? I still don?t know and it prolly better that I don?t. Oh my god I almost forgot, stoog played too ? Yeah I know you?re like ?wtf stoog plays TFC ?? anyway yeah he does but it?s all in good fun. Apparently Disco pissed someone in {SoL} off because they were chasing Mars around the yard like a gay man persuing a fruitcake but hey whatever works I guess.All in all {SoL} took rd2 and played a pretty clean game so much <3 to them
Round2 Score: % of a time though. Like mid round I got raped by that IRC virus somehow so my crouch button got stuck so my engineer sucked worse than anything ever seen in the face of TFC, I mean it was BAD. {SoL} raped me with mirvs and relayed like a mother and eventually our O kicked it up a notch and bailed us out because Snipeman is hawt (must run in the family, Strife told me his mom is MILF so I?m gonna try and get pics.) Anyway Nerfs yelling at me on comms like ?KnuX you?re fucking horrible at engineer you piece of fucking cum guzzling shit so I?m laughing my ass off trying to build an sg while I?m stuck crouching ? didn?t happen to well. Orix raped HW that rd which really saved my ass cuz we almost lost due to me sucking so fucking much =/. When I finally got an sg up for more than 10 seconds I was thiking ? ?If snipemans mom is milf, and nerf is 19 and watches Dragon Ball Z, and strife is gay cuz he let me engineer wtf am I ?? I still don?t know and it prolly bett!
er that I don?t. Oh my god I almost forgot, stoog played too ? Yeah I know you?re like ?wtf stoog plays TFC ?? anyway yeah he does but it?s all in good fun. Apparently Disco pissed someone in {SoL} off because they were chasing Mars around the yard like a gay man persuing a fruitcake but hey whatever works I guess.All in all {SoL} took rd2 and played a pretty clean game so much <3 to them
Round2 Score:
{SoL}: 110
[ASL?]: 60

-Knux

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