Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-04-18 CAL Omega DIVISION TEAM DIVISION 123.81 
 +8.75
Xv Xtreme Violence 146.27 
 -8.75
60-0 
200-50
SSB
SSB
Regular

Writeup:

DIVISION over Xv

Well Team DIVISION is back and we're as lame as ever. We have a couple new faces (and faggots) and are missing a few guys (uhhh? its time to quit PF you-know-who). Tonight we faced off with the friendly people over at Xv while being broadcasted by our very good friend Kevin the native american who resides in our lovely private channel of #div.

Round 1 we piled into the church for some bf_ssb lovin. It says bluefires name at the beginning of the map and it has his initials (I think it stands for bf sucks stealthy?s boner) so we had a pretty good feeling. td was being gay as usual and bf and I were making fun of how old stealthy is. You know, nothing out of the ordinary. Anyway.. I don?t even remember the score to this round but they didn?t cap and we capped a few times. I shot td a couple times and then ran from him which totally rocked.

Round 2 we went into Xv?s server and partook in the usual prematch activies. About 10 minutes into the map.. it seemed like their O was turning it into overdrive. They were getting touches like crazy and flying past me. But then I realized they pretty much sent their whole team and I was like sweet. From that point on, it was time for chaosssssssss.

MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTTT

They got our flag at the door and they were tryin to get it and we were tryin for them not to get it and then I went demo and td went demo and then shoots was already demo and then I think there was another demo but im not sure so we started spamming MIRVs on the flag because that?s what the other team was trying to get and we dindt want them to and then we kept piping and spamming and killing eachother and them too and our team as well and it lasted for about 10 minutes and they sent a coupele gneieers and it was like KABMMM dood were so totally dead and then td sent a mirv and it was like KUNG POW WOWOWO and like totally 5 of their players went dead and I was like lollllllll and bf was like lollllllllll and then td was like *crickets chirp in distance* get it because he never talks loll you see and then they finally got the flag gone and I started to run on offense and I got a couple caps and stole one from doomy which was totally sweet and then I almost had one but died on our cp and someone stole it and then td went sniper and started killing people like I pee on your butt lolll what a funnay name and then I went offense some more and then someone on our offense built a sg in their flag room which was totally awesome because like that?s something that you don?t expect when going into you rown flag room youd be like oh shit theres a sg but anyway I don?t know the score for this round either but they capped ac ouple times and we capped a bunch of times and fun was had by everyone.



Comments

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beef_jerky
206.114.36.131
lol
 
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SD
69.157.251.123
gg, longest sentence ever
 
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hyperlite`
68.221.219.208
My writeups totally rock.
 
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shoots
69.160.104.41
gg
 
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frag[school]
165.111.2.49
MORTAALLLLL KOMMBATTT added a nice touch to it.
 
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chimp
68.99.249.159
WAS A FUN GAME, YAYYYYYYY
 
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BlueFire
67.171.207.148
I'm drunk & I ain't gettin no pussy ya'all
 
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hyperlite`
68.221.219.208
^^ cracked out
 
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hoss
24.141.177.28
Blue get some help seriously! Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery!
 


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